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Which Touhou would you start a small business with?

What type of business would you start? No lewd businesses, please. Your touhou will refuse to participate if your business is uncouth.

You will be taking out a small-business loan, what would you and your toohoo put up as collateral?
Feel free to flesh out your plan with location/target demographic/etc..

>> No.7256363

gem merchant

Suwako

>> No.7256370

a brothel with yukari. she wouldn't refuse.

>> No.7256378

sperm bank
Sanae

>> No.7256387
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Mystia Lorelei's Japanese Grill

No imagination.jpg

>> No.7256408

Partner: Cirno
We'd sell cold-on-the-cob from a vending cart, she'd simply flash-freeze all the various delicious juices on hot days. I would knock up the cart myself of course, and get Chen to collect the various fruits, in return for some of the money, treats and tummy-rubs. We'd all squeeze the fruit at home, into containers while having a fantastic time.

>> No.7256424
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7256424

Sane.
I hope you catch my drill.

>> No.7256425

Can Unzan make it rain?

I guess that Jihad touhou might help quell droughts.

Nazrin's ability to FIND ANYTHING certainly has a lot of promise, perhaps useful as a private eye or detective at the very least.

That seems pretty reasonable actually, I'm gonna stick with that.

Can anyone think of any uses Kogasa would have other than eliminating hiccups?

>> No.7256430

>>7256425

keep you dry in the rain.

>> No.7256442
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<My Name's> Longsword Academy. I'd teach humans how to use Western Longsword and grapple techniques in combat.

I'd need someone with authority, who commanded respect, to get my business off the ground - and to give me an idea of the dominant local techniques I'd be teaching students to counter. So I'd drag Meiling into it, convincing her with a hefty cut of the profits and the promise of getting to fight students for money, instead of the entertainment of her employer. For the loan I'd go to the Kappa and put up my car (ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO GENSYOKO) or even simpler, just trade them the opportunity to study the car in exchange for a little cash.

The dark secret, however, is that I don't care one damn bit about strengthening the villagers against dangerous youkai, or about advancing the Practical Art of the Western Longsword.

It's all an excuse to get close to Meiling.

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7256445

A flower shop with Yuuka, right?
"I wasn't able to sell anything today"
>her face when

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7256446

i'd like to open a nice cozy sake bar with suika, but i'm afraid two alcoholics may not make the best bar owners....

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>>7256408
>>7256408
>cold on the cob

>> No.7256454

>>7256446

You have no idea.

>> No.7256455

>>7256446
It would actually be a great idea, I mean, you could actually sell alcohol with %100 profit!

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Familiar Restaurant with Ran 'n' Chen

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>>7256351
I would start a small business with tewi

>> No.7256476
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7256476

Restaurant with mai waifu

with Dragon dishes

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7256482

The business model is simple. Eirin concocts a hideously addictive drug. We distribute it across as wide an area as possible and rake in the money. When the government figures it out and bans it, we end production and Eirin invents a new one.

>> No.7256485 [DELETED] 

A book shop with Patchouli, sadly we went out of business because she refused to sell any of the books.

>> No.7256489

A book shop with Patchouli. Sadly, we went out of business because she refused to sell any of the books.

>> No.7256494

>>7256489
>refused to sell any of the books

So does Kourin and he appears to be able to make a living.

>> No.7256504

Yuri Speed Dating Agency, with Satori

Home cleaning service, with Sakuya

Electronics repair, with Nitori

Zoo-keeper, with Tewi

>> No.7256514
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Microwaves with Okuu

>> No.7256544
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We'd convert a portion of her sunflower garden into a opium field. Then we'd secure a method of trading it to the outside if demand wasn't enough by curing Yukari's boredom with this wonderful plant.

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我跟紅美鈴在啤酒的馆会卖青岛的啤酒。

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>> No.7256652

>>7256606
everytime i see this posted, i will ask for the source of it

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The greatest water park of all time!
Kappa science will make water flow uphill and create the most exhilirating flume rides ever.

>> No.7256682

Protection Contracts with Marisa.
She wouldn't think it is uncouth. She'd think I was a genius.

>> No.7256745

Get together with Yukari, sell timeshares at the Human Village to you outsiders. Market aggressively at Comiket and Reitaisai, and make sure customers pass inspection. Don't want anyone too fit who looks like he might put up a fight.

Meanwhile, on the other side, we hold a meat auction.

>> No.7256761

Could set up a courier/delivery service with Yukari. Or maybe team up with Rin and make a meat pie shop and a barber's.

>> No.7256799

House/business cleaning service with Sakuya.

Alternately, >>7256445

>> No.7256833

nitori
onaholes
or maybe some kind of friends reunited type thing

>> No.7256889
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7256889

Yukari Yakumo

Privately contracted border security.

>> No.7256902

>>7256889
But that's Maribel in your pic.

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>>7256902
thx 4 the info

XD

>> No.7256948

Marisa

Acquisitions

>> No.7257078

I would sell silverware with Sakuya. I believe I would ask the Moria shrine for our loan with all of my faith as collateral.

I think we would set up shop in the human village because that seems like it just might gain a bit of popularity. Not only would we be offering exotic western eating utensils, we would be offering the opportunity to fight ghosts and werewolves.

Our pitch would be, "You can never go wrong with silver, after all, what kind of lining are you looking for in your clouds?"

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7257525

i would co-found a large coorporation with chen using the yakumo estate as collateral

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7257548

Yukari Yakumo is the only answer to this question, and the only limit is your imagination.

>> No.7257587

I think the real question is, what would the Touhou need anon for?

>> No.7257598

>>7257587
hot dickings

>> No.7257603

>>7257587

The only one with any actual business sense is Eirin. Anon would be needed to handle the customers, and the Touhou would be supply/maintenance. I find it really hard to believe that Cirno would be good at dealing with people.

>> No.7257605

>>7256761

Fuck you, Sweeney.

>> No.7257607

Any touhou except for Yukari.
Probably Yuuka.
We'd open a breakfast bar diner on some shitty highway.

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7257615

Tenshi
Corn-dog stall
Route 66

>> No.7257643

Might as well open a BBQ restaurant with Rumia, she'd be our mascot. I can handle mostly everything else by myself.

Our target would be human villagers of all ages.

But how exactly do I list our target demographics without an estimation of the human population?

Since you don't give any clues as to how I got to Gensokyo or what I am left there with, it be kinda hard to say what kind of collateral I'd put up or if I'd even need the loan in the first place if I can go back out to the world and exchange dollars for yen and come back to Gensokyo.

Do they even have a supply of fresh cow and pork everyday to sustain my business in the first place? What about refrigeration and electricity? I need more information about Genskyo and what they produce, if I can have any contact with the outside world, or if I can bring construction materials to Genskyo myself.

>> No.7257645

Also /jp/ is one of the most intelligent boards here by default of having on average an older userbase than the rest of 4chan (23-24), being basically impossible to troll and having janitors that actually work.

>> No.7257647

This is mostly because there is no bright flashing banner at the top of know my meme saying, 99 of these are old as shit and no one actually cares about them anymore except for fucking newfags such as myself, fuck off.

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7257663

A conglomerate with Chen.

>> No.7257665

Ah yes, a good old Chen thread.Rent a videotape about growth oriented research efficiencies.

>> No.7257668

Dispensary with Yuuka

Wriggle is collateral.

Just as planned

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7257669

I'd start a mercenary corps with Alice.

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>>7256425
Well, obviously an umbrella & antique shop

>> No.7257673

Wriggle is the worSt.

>> No.7257677

>>7257673

wriggle was voted best touhou by the African american demographic

>> No.7257680

>>7257672

that would actually be pretty cute.

>> No.7257681

If whales could vote, they'd get tax credits!

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7257694

easy
i would start a nuclear power plant with okuu.
or
"restaurant" with orin

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>>7257672
Alternatively, she could sell cheap umbrellas and other chinese shit in traffic light stops on rainy days.
That's pretty common in my city and, as far as I know, Kogasa is homeless so she isn't too concerned about money.

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>>7257643
The setting doesn't need to be in Gensokyo.
Pick Touhou
Pick Location
Pick Business
Pick etc.

>> No.7257750

>>7257643
>Might as well open a BBQ restaurant with Rumia, she'd be our mascot.
>Our target would be human villagers of all ages.

Are you selling too the human villagers, or cooking the human villagers?

>> No.7257753

I am female.

>> No.7257792
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>>7257753
We're all virgin little girls here.

>> No.7257796

This is a board for little girls lusting after skinship with other little girls.

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7257817

Hmm.

I'd be a Ruger sales affiliate.

>> No.7257824

I /jp/ dicks have taken this too far.

>> No.7257846

>>7256482
The most profitable.

>>7256889
I see what you did there.

>> No.7258436

Does BBCode work here?

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