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7255372 No.7255372 [Reply] [Original]

I understand how you feel, /jp/, but you must take better care when you choose your girl. That imouto, she may be cute sometimes, yes, but what's this? Just look a little bit farther and you'll find your always-dependable senpai.

Senpai always has it together, you know. And she's looking out for you. Isn't that great? Won't you reward her with your affection? She won't be greedy. Actually, she'll appreciate you properly. That's the way to be, isn't it?

>> No.7255376

Yeah, well, what if my waifu is both my imouto and my senpai?

>> No.7255379

>>7255376
Is your imouto some grade-skipping genius? That actually doesn't sound too bad.

>> No.7255384
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>>7255376

What you do with your heart is your own affair, but in that case I recommend you begin to act with a degree of fear for your life.

>> No.7255386

>>7255379
Maybe I got hit by a car or something and put into a coma and missed school for several years?
I don't know, I didn't really think this through.

>> No.7255390

Dear god. This thread makes me want to leave this board.

>> No.7255396

Doesn't "imouto" mean little sister?

>> No.7255397
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7255397

Senpai is wonderful, you know. She's always saving your life from some catastrophe.

All that school you've been missing lately? Where would you be if Senpai wasn't there to cover for you? I don't mean to be pushy, but don't you think you should show her your appreciation? She did go out of her way for you, after all.

>> No.7255401

What's the point of this thread?

>> No.7255405

Yeah, but then which touhou fuck, OP?

>> No.7255412
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7255412

You're not nervous, are you? She's always helping you, but she seems so cool so I can understand if you might be doubting yourself. Don't! She's waiting for you, don't you see?

That senpai, she's always keeping a strong face for everyone, especially you. But you know, she'd be lonely without you. That's why she tries so hard. Maybe you should thank her sometime, right?

It's okay if you want to confess to her. She's your senpai, isn't she? There's nothing to worry about! There's no way she would turn you down, you know that. You've seen how she rejects the others. She's waiting for you, don't you see? You shouldn't make her wait forever. I'm sure you'll both be happy together!

>> No.7255430

My eyes have been opened. I will never love little girls again.

>> No.7255432

>>7255401
Isn't it obviously for discussion of character archetypes?

I don't see the problem... I guess people are just reacting because he's using Japanese words and posted a manga image?

>> No.7255445

>>7255412
This picture is strangely arousing even without any actual porn.

>> No.7255450

>>7255445

Too bad the VN it's from is just K-On with /h/.

>> No.7255458

>>7255450
I... I'm not seeing the problem here.

>> No.7255470

>>7255450
proof everything gets better with porn in it

>> No.7255475
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>>7255458

It's just annoying when they talk about music related stuff and you can tell the writer was just making shit up after two minutes on wikipedia.

But in its favor, the comic relief sidekick dude is great. He's almost as fun as gay-puff-kun.

>> No.7255543

>>7255475
Oh look at this guy, he's had a couple of music classes when he was in highschool.

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>>7255543

Love you too snugglebum.

>> No.7255661

Take your senpai, fuck her, date her for a year to get some more experience with relationships. Then dump her and take your younger, more delicious imouto.

>> No.7255687

>>7255661
You are a terrible human being not worthy of either a senpai or an imouto.

>> No.7255714

>>7255687
Now now, it's not like senpai is a virgin.

>> No.7255749

>>7255661
Take your senpai, fuck her in the ass. Train her really well. I mean well. Make sure a maso who loves to be abused. Make her a public graffiti toilet. Get her hooked on meth, get her pregnant, and now you ditch her because you realized she isn't wroth shit.

After you've experienced breaking a woman, go and love your imouto tenderly. Make her the perfect waifu. Your senpai will be raising your child as a single mother who sucks dick for loose change. She'll probably have another one or two children by a different men by that stage this later stage too.

Now it's time to get your imouto pregnant and raise the child you actually love this time.

>> No.7255778

>>7255749
This except change the place of the imouto and the senpai.

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