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Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 21:44:30 No.7253380 [Reply] [Original]

What touhou could you beat in a fist fight?
Hard mode: No akyuu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 21:46:30 No.7253385 All of them. I know aikido.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 21:47:30 No.7253386 File: 13 KB, 117x107, sanae_crying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sanae, the more madder she gets the more angrier i become and i'd cunt punt her with my fist

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 21:47:30 No.7253387 This thread reminds me... What ever happened to /jp/ Quality Control?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 21:49:30 No.7253394 >>7253387 Maybe his autism finally ran out and he realised it was stupid to shit spam everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 21:49:30 No.7253395 >>7253386 Sup wtH.

>>	Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Wed, Apr 20, 2011 21:51:30 No.7253399 File: 134 KB, 567x800, Yama -capoeira.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably most of them since i know Aikido and Brazilian Capoeira.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 21:51:30 No.7253400 >>7253399 what are those, languages?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 21:52:30 No.7253405 Rinnosuke

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 21:55:30 No.7253416 They're mostly little girls or old hags, so it shouldn't be that hard. However I'm a fat fuck who sits on his ass all day, so none of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 21:56:30 No.7253421 >>7253399 Capoeira is the only martial art that aikido can't counter. How can you turn someone's attack against them if it misses you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 22:00:30 No.7253438 >>7253421 An Aikido grandmaster would reverse the flow of the displaced air, sending it back at the Capoeira user and rendering him unconscious.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 22:08:30 No.7253456 nazrin. i'd punch that bitch in the face and in the tits

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 22:19:30 No.7253491 Rumia because she is blind as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 22:28:27 No.7253524 File: 32 KB, 310x400, equilibrium.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A master of Gunkata can get doubles never using his fist.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:13:30 No.7253659 >>7253405 Half youkai He would rip you in half

Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:16:30 No.7253674

>>7253421
believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.
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Also I am brazilian and do capoeira too.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:27:30 No.7253715

>>7253659
Yeah but he doesn't benefit from any youkai abilities, the only ability he has wouldn't be of any use in a fight. Still, I would have higher chances against rinnosuke than anyone else, I mean.... the only other humans would kick my ass, almost any youkai would kick my ass, any gods would kick my ass for sure. Maybe against tewi...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:31:30 No.7253729 File: 68 KB, 500x500, 1a764d288305034109a945de6c344d3a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] After stealing her knives and magical watch.

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:33:30 No.7253739 Meling

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:33:30 No.7253741 Patchouli. Really, if it's a fist fight and no magic is allowed, I'll bet anyone here could win. A better question: Would you do it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:33:30 No.7253740 File: 19 KB, 400x267, Pedro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuugi, Suika, Every single one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:34:30 No.7253745 I could probably beat Patchouli in a fist-fight easily, but even if I had the choice (or if I didn't, even), I would never hurt a Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:35:30 No.7253747 Marisa since its a fist fight. I can break her body of steel

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:37:30 No.7253753 >>7253740 CABROS!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:37:30 No.7253754 >>7253741 Girls don't play fair, ever. Patchy is just going to cast some sort of magic that will make the fight end in her favor. Also, no never unless it was life or death.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:38:30 No.7253760 None, I have weak girly wrists. If we were talking a foot fight, I'd probably still lose, but not as badly. My kicks are better than my punches.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:42:30 No.7253791 >>7253674 Is this copypasta, or is it just about to become copypasta?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:43:30 No.7253794 >>7253791 it is a copypasta

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 20, 2011 23:44:30 No.7253799 If I was against Patchouli I would let her hit me until she got tired and out of breath and then I'd forfeit. Realistically she would probably give me a 5 knuckle shillelagh to the bread basket, which would only make me hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 21, 2011 00:34:30 No.7253964 >>7253799 >If I was against Patchouli I would let her hit me until she got tired and out of breath and then I'd forfeit. That's an adorable mental image.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 21, 2011 00:45:30 No.7253995 I could kill any touhou with my bare hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 21, 2011 00:46:30 No.7254000 >>7253995 By that you mean kill ZUN, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 21, 2011 00:47:30 No.7254004 >>7254000 i'll add him onto the list, specially for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 21, 2011 00:53:30 No.7254026 File: 99 KB, 250x270, Unzan_1955[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7253995 I don't believe you.

>>	Freezing !I8PjSaya5Y Thu, Apr 21, 2011 00:55:30 No.7254033 I'd probably crush Cirno with my butt

>>	/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q Thu, Apr 21, 2011 11:30:30 No.7255375 >>7253387 Taking a break. Still posting anonymously, etc.

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