/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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my favorite part about Japan is that they don't suck at trolling

>>7250079
That's so kawaii!

-10/10

>>7250088
>>7250081
Why are you guys so mean? I just wanted to talk about Japan.

>>7250096
Try a japanese discussion forum

>>7250096
>>>/a/
They love Japan.

>>7250101
Isn't this board for Japanese culture?

Have fun, OP.

>>7250111
nope.

>>7250114
>>7250109
Oh, Ok sorry then. I guess I'll try /a/
I just thought that /a/ was limited to anime and I wanted to discuss a much broader range of topics.
:(

I made my topic over at /a/
Thanks everyone!

MY PENIS IS GROWING STRONG BECAUSE OF THIS THREAD!!!

>>7250179

oh boy, here we go

>>7250183
YES!!! YES!!!
FEED MY PENIS!!!

>>7250179
Eh! What are you doing! Why are you taking my name!

>>7250192
THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING!!!! I SHALL FEED BY CUTTING OFF YOUR PENIS AND LICKING THE CUM OUT OF YOUR STUB!!!

>>7250196
Stop that!

/a/ here
You guys are faggots

I have risen from the death!

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meanwhile, at /a/
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>>7250196
exy Truck:

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy

nande ikiteita ._.

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>>7250233
You guys really need to stop taking my name!

きもいだぜ

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

ITT: delicious cockz :D


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best thread on /jp/ in a while

>>7250245
Thats kind of sad...

meanwhile, on /a/..

>>>/int/3443977

>>7250255
He's everywhere damn it, what a dedicated troll.

If someone sage ITT is a huge faggot

>>7250263
Reported.

>>7250262
Its not me though! Its people pretending to be me!

exy Truck:

YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy

>>7250255
This isnt cool.
We are bound to get backlash from f/a/ggots thinking that we are epic raiding them with Ken-sama.

>>7250237

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLED U!
..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ ..---___________----_____|]=D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLED U!
..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ ..---___________----_____|]=D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

>>7250270
From /b/ and /v/ too.
But I'm sure they think he's just a bad troll.
Which he is.

I come bearing penis!

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>>7250280
But I'm not making those thread! I am the original who posted this topic in /jp/!

>>7250286
NO YOUR NOT YOUR A COCK SUCKING MONGOLIAN!

>>7250286
LOl, anyway, forget about it, and write the point of your topic..nao!

>>7250286

you're not being very nice. how can we be your friend if you keep spamming us with dicks?

‮>!/v/ morf ma I !/pj/ olleH

/b/ reporting in, enjoying this shitfest

I AM A RAGING FAGGOT.

Why this http://may.2chan.net/b/res/47371143.htm　links to here?

Kana ran out of the grocery store as fast as she could. The sliding doors of the market were now an inconvenience as they sluggishly pulled apart. Haruka sent her out an hour ago to get the ingredients for dinner, but an unexpected meeting with Fujioka set her back almost thirty minutes. The thought of Chiaki's harsh punishment only strengthened Kana'a resolve as she ran to the sidewalk. The grey, melancholy clouds in the sky turned dark like charcoal. Thinking she wouldn't need it, she left her umbrella at home. If she was still out and it began to rain, the worst possible thing could happen: she might catch a cold.

Kana continued to run back home, imperssively dodging and juking around people and telephone poles while balancing the grocery bags at her side. There was no way she was going to catch another cold. At this pace, she'd be home any minute. The empty stretch of sidewalk encouraged her to run even faster. She could hardly wait to snuggle up under the kotatsu while enjoying Haruka's delicious yakitori with a steaming bowl of ramen. Just the thought of her and her sisters enjoying dinner together put a smile on her face. Her fantasy was suddenly destroyed when the wheels of a shiny, black limousine splashed a bucketful of water onto Kana, soaking her from head to toe. Wet and shivering, Kana was furious.

>>7250463
She shook her fist and cursed at the limousine, "くそやろう！”As if it heard her profanity, the limousine screeched to a halt. Kana stood there, unsure what to do, when one of the doors at the front of the limousine opened. A tall, broad shouldered man pulled himself out of the car. He sported a shiny bald head, black sunglasses, and a black suit. His head darted left and right, as if anticpating some sort of attack. He cautiously approached Kana and told her something in a foreign language that she barely recognized as English. She was never very good at English; she had no idea what he said. The man took her groceries with one hand, and with the other hand, opened the back door of the limousine for her. Frightened and cold, she felt she had no other option, and she reluctantly stepped into the luxurious car.

Kana's wet bottom squished as she sat on the leather seat. After she settled, she finally looked up and saw the face of an older gentleman she recognized only from TV. The president of the United States of America, George W. Bush, was sitting across the limo in front of her! He sat there smiling, one leg crossed over the other, with his hands resting on his raised knee.

>>7250465
"Heh heh heh," he chuckled. He began speaking in fluent Japanese, "It's a good thing I took those Rosetta Stone lessons." He even spoke in an authentic Osakan accent! "I'm sorry little girl," he continued, "I told my driver to stop the car as soon as I saw his careless mistake of gettin you all wet."Kana was still a little confused, but she suddenly remembered she had to be home soon. Kana bowed from her seat and shouted, "I'm sorry for troubling you Mr. President! Can you please take me home?"
Mr. Bush was shocked at the apology. He was still unaware of the customs of the Japanese. "Well, of course I can take you home little girl..."

Kana was ecstastic, and began to pump her first in the air. She couldn't wait to tell everyone at school that the president of the United States gave her a ride home in his own limousine!
A wry smirk streaked across the president's face as the car began to move.
"...So," George continued. "It must be cold in that jacket of yours. You should take it off."
He was right. Kana's clothes were soaking wet. She didn't want to catch a cold. The sleeves of her white jacket clung to her arms as she peeled it off herself, and she set the jacket down on the floor next to her.

>>7250468
"Sweet baby Jesus," George muttered as he shook his head. "You're like a wet dog on a rainy day back in Texas! You must be miserable wearing those wet clothes. You'd better take those off, too, honey."Kana thought his request was a little strange; maybe it was normal for Americans, though, she figured.
"Oh, uh... Thank you for your concern Mr. President, but I'll be fine," Kana pleaded as she wrapped her arms around her chest.

"I insist," he pushed, "My men will take care of your wet clothes. Just take off your shirt and pants. It'll be fine, I insist."Kana was beginning to feel uncomfortable. "No, no, I'm fine," she politely denied his request again.George's playful look on his face transformed to a lecherous scowl. He stared at Kana and sternly told her, "Take off your clothes."
Kana didn't want any trouble. She figured she'd be home soon, anyways. Her pink, "I AM BOSS" t-shirt stuck to her back as she forced it off, revealing her slender waist and modest breasts. George began to smile again. She unbuttoned her jeans, and George leaned forward in his seat as she rolled her pants off her firm, white legs.

>>7250470
Kana attempted to hide her body with her arms as she tucked herself away in the corner of the limousine.
"See, that wasn't so hard!" Bush said smiling as he threw his arms in the air.
"I'm sorry, Mr. President," Kana timidly apologized, "But are we almost to my house yet?"
"Oh yeah, we're right around the corner," he nonchalantly stated. "In America," he began on another subject, "When someone does a favor for you, you have to return the favor."
Kana shrank into the corner further."So," he continued, "I need you to do me a favor, since I'm going out of my way to take you home."

"W-what would that be," Kana stuttered.
Bush reached inside of his jacket and pulled out a Glock 17 pistol and pointed it at Kana.
"You're gonna do exactly what I tell you to, that's what," he demanded with the scowl returning to his face.

>>7250473
Kana was paralyzed with fear. She had no choice but to do what he said.
With his free hand, Bush unbuckled his belt and slid his pants down his legs.
"Get over here!" He shouted, shaking the barrel of the gun from her to the floor in front of him.
Kana, trembling with fear, crawled over to Bush where she awaited further orders.
The disgusting grin returned to his face. "Now, take off my underwear, and show me how well you Japs can suck dick."

Kana froze. All she wanted was to get back to the apartment and to have dinner with Chiaki and Haruka. Tears began streaming down her face and she began to cry.
"HURRY UP, CUNT!" Bush yelled, reminding her that her life was on the line by shoving the barrel of the gun against her temple. "SUCK IT!"

>>7250474
She had no coice. Kana pulled his red, white, and blue underwears down his legs and began playing with his semi-hard cock. She had never done anything like this before, but she cringed and put the wrinkly sausage in her mouth. She began swirling her tongue around his shaft and it began to get harder and grow."Yeah, that's it! That's how you do it!" Bush encouraged her as he began to relax against his leather seats.
Apparently Kana was doing it right, and she continued to slither her tongue around the tip of his dick while moving her mouth back and forth. She just had to keep this up for a little and she'd be able to go back home. The vile old man was showing his pleasure verbally, and after 5 more minutes of the torture, Bush grabbed her head and held it tightly against his swollen member. Kana struggled to breathe and began choking, and Bush let off.

"Heh heh heh, sorry!" he jokingly apologized, "Thought I was gonna come!"
Kana was coughing and struggling for air.
"Alright, now..." the monster began, "Take off your bra and panties. Heh heh heh."
Kana had long forgotten any dignity she might have had. She just wanted to get this over with as soon as possible. She reached behind her back and unsnapped her bra. Her small breasts jiggled as they fell out of the bra cups. As she slid her panties off, she covered her vagina with her hand and closed her legs together.

>>7250478
"Now, now, don't be shy," Bush taunted. "Show me that tight little pussy of yours!" He waved the gun around again as motivation.
Kana stood up and slowly spread her legs and moved her hands and arms away from her body. She closed her eyes tightly and cringed.

"Yeah, yeah, that's it. Now, come over here and sit on this!"
She reluctantly moved toward the monster, and when she was within a couple feet, he took her legs one by one and made her straddle him. He put his old man hands on her hips and guided her pussy onto his wet, gleaming shaft, and slowly slid himself inside her. Kana began to cry, but he didn't care. His swollen dick forced its way into her small pussy hole, and he moaned in selfish pleasure."Ah yeah... Martha never felt this good... heh heh heh," the sinister old man laughed.

>>7250479
Ignoring Kana's screams, he held her tightly as he forced himself in and out of her small body, squeezing her breasts as she bounced. The initial shock and pain of her vagina tearing apart faded, but each thrust made Kana feel like she was going to split in two. Bush continued to shout his remarks of pleasure at her. She felt humiliated and violated, but she had to bare the pain if she wanted to get back home. Just a little longer. Suddenly, Bush grabbed her by the waist, spun her around, and threw her onto the ground. He leapt on top of her and pinned her down, holding her wrists, as he slid his dick between her firm and soft asscheeks.

>>7250482
"Heh heh heh, here comes the good part," he cackled. Using her vaginal juices as a lubricant, he forced his dick into her tight little asshole and began pounding himself into her. Kana screamed in agony, but her resistance only made him harder. Bush rammed himself into Kana's ass harder with each thrust, and he finally began to tire. His breathing slowed and so did his movements. He forced his penis out of her ass, flipped her on her back, and shot a stream of warm, sticky semen in her face and in her nose. Kana's spirit was broken; she didn't even move. She just waited for the next trial. Maybe it was finally over. She could finally go home and see Haruka and Chiaki and have ramen and yakitori. They could talk about their day at school. Maybe some of Chiaki's or Haruka's friends would come over unexpectedly. They would bring food and drinks and they could have a small little party for Kana making it home."Well shit," Bush yelled with a look of disgust across his face, "That was the most boring fuck I've had yet."

He aimed the gun at her skull, and he fired a single bullet into Kana's semen covered face. Blood jumped from the hole and splattered the inside of the limousine. Bush pulled up his pants and chuckled again, "heh heh heh..." as his secret service men dragged Kana's lifeless corpse out of the car, dragging her blood across the floor of the limousine.