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7248219 No.7248219 [Reply] [Original]

Step aside, Byakuren.

- Lives in Heaven
- Right-hand woman for the most powerful known being in the Touhou universe
- Prophet
- Lord of the Dance

This is the REAL Youkai Jesus.

>> No.7248225 [DELETED] 

um...what's Youkai lol...

>> No.7248228
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7248228

Byakuren was never contending for the title of Youkai Jesus. She's a youkai bodhisattva.

>> No.7248229

She's Mother Hydra and the Dragon is Cthulhu.

>> No.7248237

Well, it'd explain the loaves and fishes and the walking on water business.

And if rock is the devil's music then it makes sense that they'd have disco in heaven.

>> No.7248239
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>>7248228
Was having feet attached the wrong way around a sign of the Buddha?

>> No.7248242
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She's my bed's savior.

>> No.7248244 [DELETED] 

fuck you all! you all ignored me question! im never coming here again, faggots!

>> No.7248246

>>7248239
There's nothing wrong with her feet

>> No.7248249

>>7248219
You missed the part of the bible where Jesus fucks a tiger.
It's alright, the passage doesn't come up in sermons that often.

>> No.7248250
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>>7248239

She's got her feet crossed, but... yes, weird feet actually is a sign of the Buddha.

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>>7248250
Buddhist feet can only be matched by Buddhist thighs.

>> No.7248265

Helen discussing feet has aroused me too much.

>> No.7248291
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>>7248249

... and with anything in that context including Iku you automatically get passionate, cold, slick marine vertebrate love. According to some.

Perhaps it's a must-have trait for heralds and harbingers everywhere.

>> No.7248303

>>7248291
God tells you not to steal peaches from the Garden of Eden or you'll have to punish her?

>> No.7248346
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>>7248303

Not quite - they get straight to the point. The dragon says "there's a big fookin' earthquake coming", and Iku goes up on dry land and says "the dragon says there's a big fookin' earthquake coming". And of course nobody listens since Gensokyo is in Japan and they get big fookin' earthquakes all the time. It's not like it's going to be worse than any other.

And right now, somewhere 720 metres under the sea, Iku is laughing.

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7248352

Or maybe not laughing as much as going "told you so!", but anyway.

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