/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Veteran: "Hey Daniel, what are you doing?"

Daniel: "Konnichiwa grandpa! I'm watching a new anime, it's awsome."

Veteran: "Oh, right. Not playing any of those Jap games today?"

Daniel: "Grandpa, don't call them "Japs"! It's racist, the proper term is "Nipponese", or "Nihonjin". And no, I just got this DVD

today, I ordered it online."

Veteran: "I'm 'racist'? I fought those bastards tooth and nail to make sure there was a future for kids like you, and now you're

wasting money on Jap cartoons and games just to listen to that annoying language?"

Daniel: "Grandad, don't be a baka alright? I like the culture because it's so deep and varied, and I can appreciate its beauty."

Veteran: "I was born in this country, and so were your father and yourself. Can't you take a little pride in your own culture and

race, for a change?"

Daniel: "Please! America has no culture or history, all we do is throw atom bombs on other people for no reason."

Veteran: "Fine.. If that's how you feel, I am going to go lay down a while. I suddenly feel very tired. Goodnight, Daniel."

Daniel: "Yeah whatever grandpa."

[Anonymous No.]

I've heard this song before.

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>I am going to go lay down a while. I suddenly feel very tired. Goodnight, Daniel.

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That's great and all, but what does it have to do with Gensokyo?

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Why does Grandpa keep touching Billy's nono area?

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Daniel is actually a construct of Veteran's mind he created due to his guilt over the barbaric acts he committed throughout the Pacific Theater.

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What kind of fucked-up father names his son "Veteran"?

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are those people still alive? That shit happened like 65 years ago

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>>7233236
It's obvious pigeonholing.

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>>7233242
Yes, people tend to live into their 80's, anon.

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>>7233213
What kind of idiot acts like that?
I'm 100% weeaboo but I don't go around speaking Japanese to random people.

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>>7233229
Daniel's crippling state of solitude as he isolated himself from the horrible family he lived in led to his increasing detatchment from reality only fed by his rampant consumption of popular cartoons all showing him wonderful families which he lacked led him to construct a fantasy replacement family filled with admirable ornery warheroes instead of drunk abusive hicks.

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>>7233256
Don't pause for breath, just keep typing that sentence.

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>>7233213
Japanese is a direct translation of "Nihon/Nippon-jin"
So how the fuck is it racist?

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>>7233264
Japanese isn't racist, Jap is since somehow it's a derogatory term. That's just the way it is, son.

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>>7233213
touhou is ballin, MLA is a masterpiece, and revoltechs are awesome. dakimakuras own, good smile factory figurines are awesome, fumofumo plushies are pretty cool, bkub is a baller, ryukishi wrote higurashi better than umineko (and there's trolling about it every day), netplaying old games online like MBAC (because there's no MBAA PC), hisouten, SWR, cosmic break, et cetera.

Japan itself can go fuck itself and I would never want to live there except maybe for the 60mb/s internet (60 times faster than what I have) and all the arcades to play videogames in.

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>Veteran
I dont remember US takeing part in any major conflict that envolves creating of "veterenas".
Unless he is veteran of Kosovo War or Civil war. But i don`t know how japan envolved in this two.

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Veteran: "Hey Daisuke, what are you doing?"

Daisuke: "Hello grandpa! I'm watching a new anime, it's awesome."

Veteran: "Oh, right. Not playing any of those Nintendo porn games today?"

Daisuke: "Grandpa, those aren't Nintendo games, that's so stupid! They're for the computer, the proper term is "bishoujo game", or "eroge". And no, I just got this DVD today, I ordered it online."

Veteran: "I'm stupid? I fought tooth and nail to make sure there was a future for kids like you, and now you're wasting money on cartoons and games just to waste away your time instead of going for real girls?"

Daisuke: "Grandad, don't be an idiot alright? I like the eroge because it's so deep and varied, and I can appreciate its beauty."

Veteran: "I was born in this country, and so were your father and yourself. Instead of absorbing this Western-inspired popular crap, can't you take a little pride in your nation's rich cultural and racial heritage, for a change?"

Daisuke: "Please! Japan had no culture or history, all we did was drink tea and write dumb poems."

Veteran: "Fine.. If that's how you feel, I am going to go lay down a while. I suddenly feel very tired. Goodnight, Daisuke."

Daisuke: "Yeah whatever grandpa."

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>>7233313
>Instead of absorbing this Western-inspired
Needs more Halo 3

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>>7233313
>all we did was drink tea and write dumb poems

Come on those poems were good. They had double entendres down to an art form. A Japanese poet could tell you that he's going to dress you up as a little girl and nail your asshole until you can't sit straight anymore, and he could do this while also talking about how pinkish-white plum blossoms in early spring slowly replace the elegance of the now-melting snow.

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hey that's not funny, my grandpa died in WW2
he fell off a guardtower while taking a piss and broke his neck

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>>7233395
>>>/b/

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>>7233395
Not funny anymore. And even less funny if you can't tell it right,

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>>7233364
They lost their trap-loving ways, now they have nothing.