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So, I tried masturbating today, too see what all the din was about. Why is it so difficult? It took me a long while before I got any pleasure from it(I was exhausted, and the pleasure was just an soothing irritation on the head); how long does it usually take? Is there anything I can do to make this easier? I'd like to experience it fully before I decide if I would like to abstain from it or continue.

>> No.7226110

No exceptions.

>> No.7226115

>>7226105
And I am not being facetious. This is actually hard to find documentation on.

>> No.7226117

OP, you suck so bad at sex you can't even get yourself off?

>> No.7226122
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7226122

And this, folks, is what happens when you deny a child the exploration of its own body.

I have seen children no older than 5 engaging in furious masturbation. It is a wonder to me how you managed to NOT touch yourself.

>> No.7226125

Shove a bottle of milk up your ass first. Did no one ever tell you that?

>> No.7226131

>>7226117
I don't know the proper technique and I have a formidably sized phallus.

>> No.7226135

I dont know any ways to make it easier. You could try some sex toys and stuff. I cant fap at all because the pills I take kills my sexdrive completely. Unless I keep a few day pause of course.

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7226147

added to my pasta.txt

>> No.7226149

>>7226125
That sounds painful
>>7226122
It's just as well, it is not very pleasurable.

>> No.7226155

>>7226147
You do realize there's a whole wiki for that shit, right?

>> No.7226157

>>7226149
If masturbation is not pleasurable then you are not doing it right. Hell, do you even KNOW yourself?

>> No.7226190

If regular masturbation isn't enough, shove objects up your arse or something.

>> No.7226352

It's not really worth it. I'd stop where you are now before you get 'addicted'. I masturbate five times a day and I've never found it pleasurable. Not the first time, not when it used to be once a day, nothing along those lines. My climax never really feels like a climax but just a finish or pause.

>> No.7226501

>>7226352
Then why you did it?

>> No.7226503

>>7226501
I don't know. It's just a compulsion. I can't help myself.

>> No.7226518

>>7226352
I feel you, man. Trying to cut back, but it's hard.

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7226555

Masturbation is like scratching an itch. But don't do it in front of other people.

The really bad thing about it is that masturbation is very poor preparation for sex. It teaches you to achieve the goal of climax as quickly as possible to "take care of the problem." It also is bad practice because even if you did try to hold back, you can completely control everything your hand does, from strength of grip to speed and everything in between, but you can't control any of that stuff in a vagina.

If you masturbate a lot and haven't had any or very much sex, you are going to ejaculate so fast she's going to think you have some kind of condition.

Oh, in order for masturbation to be worth it, it helps to be fantasizing vividly. Why do you think porn exists? It's not easy to get off on just the sensation of your own hand. You want the experience to be worth it, then you need to fantasize about a sexual or romantic situation you're interested in, and again, vividly. The more immersed you are, the better.

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