You've been teleported to Gensokyo. Now choose one and only one touhou to be your waifu forever. Any infidelity and your waifu will crush you like the powerless worm you are.

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Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:15:18 2011 No.7223046 [Reply] [Original]

You've been teleported to Gensokyo.

Now choose one and only one touhou to be your waifu forever.

Any infidelity and your waifu will crush you like the powerless worm you are.

>>	EagleWarrior !!Jq0MHPvHhpb Wed Apr 13 23:17:18 2011 No.7223055 File: 522 KB, 900x900, 1302591031486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Would you marry me?"

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>>	Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Wed Apr 13 23:17:18 2011 No.7223057 I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:17:18 2011 No.7223056 Well...first I'd need to scope out the place, see what the Touhous are actually like.

>>	EagleWarrior !!Jq0MHPvHhpb Wed Apr 13 23:18:18 2011 No.7223059 File: 535 KB, 900x900, 1302591705269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223055

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:19:18 2011 No.7223066 >>7223057 Needless to say, I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:20:18 2011 No.7223076 >>7223056 >>7223057 Many other people from /jp/ have been teleported with you. If you don't court your waifu before they do, you'll lose her forever!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:21:18 2011 No.7223079 File: 822 KB, 607x850, TewiBride.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loyal til the end. On pain of mallet beating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:21:18 2011 No.7223081 File: 302 KB, 639x831, 1301723771837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223046 Kaguya. If I got some Hourai elixir it really would be forever. Plus I like taking it easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:22:18 2011 No.7223084 File: 349 KB, 600x600, 9c744a5f4cff8dd581b5e8d1de521022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Easy choice

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:23:18 2011 No.7223089 File: 54 KB, 600x800, sanae wedding.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223076 Good point, and considering... Fuck it. All in!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:25:18 2011 No.7223097 Mokou

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:25:18 2011 No.7223099 File: 1.20 MB, 1000x1363, 2022c1dc80f458dc7f774a456684f8f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223084 I'll see you at the wedding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:27:18 2011 No.7223107 File: 107 KB, 600x800, 1302258472223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd just strip in front of her. Easy to handle since shes a whore herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:27:18 2011 No.7223106 File: 223 KB, 810x500, MokaKittens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what happens if they cheat on each other?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:28:18 2011 No.7223115 >You've been teleported to Gensokyo. No, I haven't, OP. Please recheck your mass-effect magic spells, I think you fudged this one up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:30:18 2011 No.7223121 >>7223046 >Any infidelity and your waifu will crush you like the powerless worm you are. This is my fetish. Bound together.... forever.

Necrobrotent Wed Apr 13 23:31:18 2011 No.7223123

I choose this rock I found on the side of the road.

See I even put a retarded bow on her she's totally a touhou.

She's a lovely rock and believes in open relationships and she's far too young according to these sedimentary lines to be a yokai.

Me and Rock will live happily ever after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:31:18 2011 No.7223125 File: 24 KB, 269x387, 1273702564651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223107 Good sir, please do not spread such slander about my wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:32:18 2011 No.7223129 quality thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:34:18 2011 No.7223132 >>7223121 no, she'll seriously kill you and are you ready to face the yama?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:35:18 2011 No.7223136 File: 211 KB, 600x480, 2253d8b7e1d586de3a704162129c2e9880d943f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've always felt that Alice would make a good wife, even though she isn't my favorite character.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:36:18 2011 No.7223139 Koakuma represent, bitches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:37:18 2011 No.7223143 >>7223132 I was a pretty cool guy, maybe I'll come back as something cool like a dwarf.

>>	Nipaah !desuV9JP12 Wed Apr 13 23:38:18 2011 No.7223144 File: 249 KB, 600x800, Tenshi monochrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:39:18 2011 No.7223150 File: 771 KB, 1000x1460, 341542566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223132 I am, because she's the one I want to ask to marry me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:41:18 2011 No.7223159 File: 782 KB, 827x1169, be98f0d8aac76b67417929e5f33fc12b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With Yuugi for the rest of my life? I have no problem with this.

Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:42:18 2011 No.7223166
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..W-wait but i already have a waifu and she is not a Touhou character at all.
I am not cheating on her with someone else just to go to Gensokyo!

I..Its not worth it.. What value has heaven without the ones you love by your side..

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:44:18 2011 No.7223184 >>7223084 I understand her appeal, but it would be scary as fuck that she always knows exactly what you're thinking and that you wouldn't have any privacy whatsoever.

Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:45:18 2011 No.7223192

>>7223132
>implying I wouldn't take my own life if I was unfaithful.

With all of the other, unusual mental disorders displayed on this board, it should come as no surprise that some of us have a rather unique mindset when it comes to marriage or a other serious committed relationship.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:46:18 2011 No.7223194 File: 284 KB, 800x1132, 6d0b389b6ab37606f19df8102bcd5d31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223184 yah I'd rather be subtly mind controlled than have my thoughts read

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 23:47:18 2011 No.7223197 File: 231 KB, 850x637, sample_3b740193807291b3c513aa355fa049a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223184 I wouldn't need any privacy or indeed, anything else with Satori by my side.

>>	Necrobrotent Wed Apr 13 23:48:18 2011 No.7223203 >>7223184 The trick is to never think anything ever. Then you can jump her bones without her even acknowledging your presence. That or tell okuu something really complex so she thinks really loudly in the next room, that bird brain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:01:18 2011 No.7223267 Wait. You mean right now? But I don't know. They're all so nice, though. I don't know who to choose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:10:18 2011 No.7223288 >>7223267 >They're all so nice, though. SECONDARY! none of them are nice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:16:18 2011 No.7223306 I'll be friends with Alice but she won't be my waifu I'll just hang out and play dolls with her sometimes and then walk home at night with the bittersweet combination of warmth from having seen her and a frustrating longing to see her again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:17:18 2011 No.7223309 >>7223288 Where I'm from, they are considered nice. But yes, my only condition is to have a fairy. Not a fairy waifu, but just a fairy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:19:18 2011 No.7223313 File: 711 KB, 1500x1107, 1300195748558.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i can live with the "Any infidelity and your waifu will crush you like the powerless worm you are."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:24:18 2011 No.7223323 >>7223309 What does it mean? To simply, "have", a fairy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:27:18 2011 No.7223334 File: 63 KB, 600x600, 1301258824364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223323 Dinner. Food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:29:18 2011 No.7223336 >>7223323 I want to travel with a fairy. A fairy companion? I dunno. I like those three fairies though, they're so cute. I want a fairy to accompany me in adventures across Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:30:18 2011 No.7223337 >>7223123 i used that whore rock as a backscratcher

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:33:18 2011 No.7223340 Just get the fuck out back to /a/ and take your shitty "waifu claiming" games along, fuckshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:40:18 2011 No.7223352 File: 31 KB, 446x330, 1299303385720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223340 it's more about "who is your absolute favorite touhou" than it is a waifu claiming game silly goose

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:42:18 2011 No.7223355 >>7223352 Go choke on a million dicks, you worthless piece of shit. This thread is pooshlmer trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:42:18 2011 No.7223354 File: 469 KB, 1811x1513, ac6a86f09da24a039b980f965d3f2eaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Always and forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:50:18 2011 No.7223369 File: 123 KB, 1000x1000, a87bdf34d102079f8e138c637190b0a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patcu, I think...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:51:18 2011 No.7223379 >>7223369 >I think... You have already lost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:52:18 2011 No.7223384 File: 1.86 MB, 2000x2000, 17450216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 00:54:18 2011 No.7223388 File: 186 KB, 500x625, 12937388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223379 But Patchy likes people who think!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:03:18 2011 No.7223414 File: 50 KB, 431x600, 2358bb98dde0cd4fc4f1883a76f51784[1].jpg_111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mine.

>>	Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU Thu Apr 14 01:05:18 2011 No.7223421 Very funny.

>>	Kyou !!qGf7ioGKylh Thu Apr 14 01:06:18 2011 No.7223423 File: 327 KB, 595x729, 751749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The one and only.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:23:18 2011 No.7223459 >>7223369 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:24:18 2011 No.7223462 You couldn't choose your waifu in Gensokyo. Your waifu would have to choose you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:30:18 2011 No.7223479 >>7223462 As if any of them would choose us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:33:18 2011 No.7223488 >>7223479 Well, one has to strive to make oneself worthy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:44:18 2011 No.7223530 File: 189 KB, 1033x1000, Orin 50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:52:18 2011 No.7223551 >>7223197 Unless you're a Jedi, that ain't working because she can pick up on your subconscious thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 01:54:18 2011 No.7223559 >>7223488 I'd probably die trying. Overexertion isn't good but it's either work too hard or not enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:01:18 2011 No.7223601 File: 307 KB, 700x1007, 34646d03780efe95c7e7109648ebbd11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even if she's a single mother, and PC 98.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:03:18 2011 No.7223611 >>7223551 No she can't.

>>	Anonymous1 Thu Apr 14 02:11:18 2011 No.7223653 File: 193 KB, 720x720, ae45aca3f2775aebbb65e70f7e41e4c5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:19:18 2011 No.7223683 File: 95 KB, 850x531, Komachi67.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Without a doubt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:24:18 2011 No.7223696 File: 539 KB, 714x1000, 1302334309003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Picking one is easy without a doubt. I will help her garden for as long as she decides to keep me around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:25:18 2011 No.7223698 Can I rather choose one to be my sex slave instead? I'm not interested in family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:39:18 2011 No.7223727 File: 603 KB, 800x1131, d0f693a4a5c66712c5600b17111e5eb3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess Reimu's all mine, then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:40:18 2011 No.7223736 >>7223698 Absolutely not.

>>	Anonymous1 Thu Apr 14 02:41:18 2011 No.7223739 File: 491 KB, 720x960, 8a19cb0b56f42fbae49250f99584d24a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223159 i see domestic violence issues in your future, and drunken marital rape... You as the victim in all situations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:44:18 2011 No.7223745 File: 91 KB, 569x650, yakui.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we would have so much fun together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:48:18 2011 No.7223749 >>7223736 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 02:51:18 2011 No.7223755 File: 535 KB, 739x1000, 0a7d8985ad28e8db3d21d78467e10c4c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kamishirasawa Keine SHE'S MINE YOU FUCKERS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:00:18 2011 No.7223785 File: 803 KB, 1128x1600, aw shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223755

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:01:18 2011 No.7223790 >>7223749 Because sexual slavery is bad. Hell, normal slavery is bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:08:18 2011 No.7223807 >>7223785 Give me the sauce ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:10:18 2011 No.7223813 >>7223807 Don't give up. Not yet. http://exhentai.org/g/323037/969b0891cd/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:15:18 2011 No.7223831 which touhou gonna fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:17:18 2011 No.7223838 >>7223790 I don't know, feels pretty good, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:18:18 2011 No.7223841 >>7223813 My thanks...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:20:18 2011 No.7223843 File: 98 KB, 544x684, 1259772133449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my waifu is manlier than yours

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:20:18 2011 No.7223845 File: 808 KB, 700x1244, 94456f8db15c8b02330ab6d9a078ea3a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hong Meiling

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 03:28:18 2011 No.7223855 File: 800 KB, 1893x1603, d5d329fd959f24fa9865fd86815b9a9f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223698 In Gensokyo, you'd be the sex slave. I'd be okay with being Yukari's slave, though.

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