/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You walk on the street on a normal day on your way home from a shop. Then suddenly, you see a girl dressed in long, blue dress with a red frilly hair ornament, carrying a large black book and a suspiciously alive looking doll on her shoulder. She walks graciously in her heavy boots, her ice blue eyes looking relaxed as if she has total confidence. You rub your eyes in disbelief and your jaw drops in awe. There is no mistake: she is the real Alice Margatroid. Out of hundreds of people on the street, only your powerlevel is high enough to recognize her.

And she is walking towards you with nimble stride, seemingly just minding her own business, not paying any particular intrest in people around her.

What do you do? How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

I say, "Sorry, I'm taken."

Cirno then flies down from the sky, and we go back to the lake and frolic amongst the frogs.

[Anonymous No.]

Let my power level activate my dormant don Juan that I've been channeling for the providential chance.

[Anonymous No.]

Request sexual intercourse in the missionary position.

[Anonymous No.]

"Hello, Alice."

If she responds positively, I'd try to coerce her to show me some real life danmaku. I imagine it would look pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>7212479
She's a cosplayer. Not Alice. Alice does not exist.

[Anonymous No.]

beg her to take me back to gensokyo with her

[Anonymous No.]

THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING
REBEL ONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>7212508
Alice exists

[Anonymous No.]

At last, old friend, we meet again. Have you brought me a gift? Your life, perhaps?

[Necrobrotent No.]

Gawk

[Anonymous No.]

This is like the scene with the penguin in fight club...

[Anonymous No.]

Curse the day I sold my capability to converse for the ability to stay indoors for years at a time. Though my face would retain the same dazed empty look it always does, and my eyes would remain unfocused, so there'd be no real outward sign of my distress.

[Anonymous No.]

A girl with a doll sitting on her shoulder, boots on and a long dress and everyones not looking at her thinking "What a queer"?

[Anonymous No.]

MY TEMPER IS BAD ENOUGH FOR YE TO BE BOTHERING ME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amTJYgqtWeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>7212630
Of course not. Everyone else with their inferior power levels would be unable to discern her existence let alone be able to see beyond the illusions she has created to hide her true regalia.

[None !FalosJ9ma6 No.]

"You look just like this one character..." probably doesn't rank among my safer conversation options with strangers. Or females. Or anyone I know, really. Even if I manage to pull it off in an interesting and reasonable tone, rather than the more natural and common obnoxious version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7212631
I HAVE A BLADE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT

[Anonymous No.]

I would say ' OMG IT'S TEH REL ARISU MAHGATROIDO!!

*grabs dicks* '

But honestly, I wouldn't say a word. Do you know how strange it would be if you were a girl dressed in long, blue dress with a red frilly hair ornament, carrying a large black book and a suspiciously alive looking doll on her shoulder and some guy with hair just above the shoulders, has a mostly unshaved face, and dresses extremely average suddenly walked up to you saying you know her?

That would be creepy, I could imagine her feeling creeped out.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask her if she's read her SICP today

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