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7211848 No.7211848 [Reply] [Original]

Nicholson-oniisama. ;_;

>> No.7211853

how the HELL will that cut through the hard shell

>> No.7211855

>>7211853
Steel is super effective against rock.

>> No.7211860

>>7211855
But Rock beats Scissors

>> No.7211866

>>7211853

first of all it's not that hard, it's a small crab.

second of all it's a soft shelled crab.

>> No.7211867

wouldn't it be better to burn the HELL out of it instead? LIKE USSUAL.

>> No.7211873

>>7211867
Is there a real reason you have to capitalize the same word every single time, or are you just being an obnoxious fuck?

>> No.7211876

HELL naw, it's the ladder <__<I|I

>> No.7211880

>>7211873
The latter. Indeed, I'm a faggot.

>> No.7211888

>>7211866
when you say "second of all" it sounds like you're going to say a lot more

>> No.7211891

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sBxEsAGO-c
Respect.

>> No.7211892

>>7211880
how the HELL do you not know wtH's tripcode

>> No.7211899

>>7211892
cuz he's one HELL of a newfriend

>> No.7211901

>>7211876
You're only mildly irritating right now so I'll try to be polite about this. You may think it's okay to act like a faggot, knowing full well what you are doing, but there are some real brain damaged people on /jp/, they will see your behavior, mistake it for something acceptable, and shit up the board and multiply until this place is nothing but boring blogs, smileys, and mispelled circlejerks. There are roaches in /jp/ and you are feeding them. So stop. I know it's just one little thing but the thought behind it is the real problem.

>> No.7211902

Why the FUCK would you do that to a crab?

>> No.7211907

>>7211902
To eat it.

You're probably one of the savages that boils them alive, rather than give them a painless death, because you're two squeamish to inflict the deathblow yourself.

>> No.7211909

>>7211901
im autistic as HELL so it's okay
>>7211902
HELLo bro!

>> No.7211911
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>> No.7211913

>>7211907
that's FUCKED up

>> No.7211912

>>7211907
but i like seeing it suffering to HELL and back while it's going in and out of con-shen-ness

>> No.7211917

>>7211901
Get out of /jp/.

>> No.7211921

>>7211912
It's consciousness.

>> No.7211922

>>7211909
>>7211912
>>7211913
>>7211917

reported

>> No.7211926

>>7211922
Reported.

>> No.7211930

>>7211926
[HELLa] good call.

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7211943

Why the HELL do they need to do that? I thought the crab died when you put it in boiling water.

>> No.7211946

>>7211943
not instantly, like beheading it does

>> No.7211966

There wouldn't be a problem if his shell was made of diamonds

>> No.7211969

The crab is already barely conscious by the time you throw him into the boiling water or cut him open.

>> No.7211974

Crabs have souls too. ;_;

>> No.7211983

>Crabs

Cancer, get out

>> No.7211995

>>7211848
Throwing them into boiling water when they're alive is another way to cut them too.

>> No.7214223

his face describes my life so perfectly

>> No.7214234

Reported for animal cruelty.

>> No.7214271

I am okay with cruelty to animals because we are the dominant species. We should not give a fuck about species below us, no matter how cute they are.

This is why I especially support cruelty towards Nicholson-oniisama.

>> No.7214274

>>7214234
>crab
>animal

>> No.7214280

1) place giant fucking cockroach in fridge for a little while so it gets even slower and stupider
2) drop said giant cockroach into boiling water
3) stop feeling sympathy for a giant fucking bug
4) consume delicious crab meat

>> No.7214284

Ah I've seen this before. NOT VEGAN.

Anyway you have to cut the face off as part of the cleaning process, as seen here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UocMvHT560s

>> No.7214292

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ1I2XstOiI

>> No.7214293

Why the fuck is this thread here?

>> No.7214311
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7214311

>this thread

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>>7211891
i want a new season so badly...
fuck you fox, fuck you.

you will never finish your list.

>> No.7214349

>>7211907
They told me the screams where just the sound of air escaping his shell ;_;

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>>7211983
>Crab
>Cancer
dohoho

>> No.7214517

Crabs can be surprisingly cute too. Say, the gall crab Favicola rugosa gathers a ball of coral secretions, swabs it across the coral's surface repeatedly and probes the surface for food when enough organic particles are caught on it. You could think of it as lying beside your cute crab wife (since she'd be a crustacean from waist down, you'd be unable to lie on her lap) after a small picnic and letting her clean your ears, her warm hands caressing your hair while the dexterous claws of her crab half softly scrape a cotton swab against the inner walls of your ear. Surrounded by the fragrance of your devoted wife's shampoo, the salty scent of the sea from her crustacean half, the warmth of her hands cradling your head and her soft voice as she cheerfully hums to herself while cleaning your ears, you'd soon fall asleep; and she'd eventually notice it when you fail to turn to the other side after she announces that she's finished. Of course, as a dutiful wife she'd decide against waking you up, instead watching you with a gentle smile on her face while slowly patting your head. Once in a while, you'd stir in your sleep as a drop of cold water drips from her carapace to your head, prompting her to blush and silently apologize for having to wet her gills regularly to breathe, a bucket of seawater ready on her side for this purpose so that she won't have to leave your side.

When you wake up, you'd find her asleep beside you, so it'd be your turn to enjoy her cute, relaxed sleeping face and dousing her gills with seawater so that she can sleep in peace. And when she too comes to herself, you'd help her gather your equipment and head for home, insisting to carry everything despite her crab half being much stronger than you (a man should have his pride, after all.) Of course, the cotton swabs would have vanished, and when you ask for their whereabouts, she'd smile mischievously and tell you that it's a secret, her crab half having used them as sustenance.

If only ;_;

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>>7214517

Your anthropomorphic stories are always great contributions! you needn't sage!

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