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right /jp/?

>> No.7210594

You are really positive.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTGzW94JlGA&feature=feedrec_grec_index

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Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 36 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>> No.7210607

>>7210590
most crazy insightful tripfag on /jp/ XD

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How can she be so beautiful /jp/ ?

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Howdy /k/, my name is Mr. Shougo.

I'm a 36 year old Japanese Cowboy. I build pistols and rifles with my lathe, and spend my days perfecting my art and watching superior American films. (Fistful Of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, The Good The Bad And The Ugly)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it has been used for over a hundred years, and is vastly superior to and other weapon on earth. I earned my firearms license two years ago, and I have been getting better everyday.

I speak English fluently, both the Roman and Texan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their wild west code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Austin to attend a prestigious Cattle Ranch to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a gunsmith for Colt or a film director for Clint Eastwood!

I own several gunbelts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I stare at my elders and seniors in a grizzled fashion and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

>> No.7210614

XD good troll XD

>> No.7210615
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Pic related: It's me

I'm about to leave with my girlfriend to a Valentine's Day party, and it's going to be awesome! There's going to be TONS of beer, weed, and hot girls. We're gonna get drunk and they always let me feel their tits since I'm the most popular person at my high school. I love being a teen with a lot of friends. Only thing I'm scared about is I'm cheating on my girlfriend with two other hot babes, and they're going to be at the party.

My girlfriend has DD tits, and she's 19; I'm only 14. I get her to orgasm like every time we fuck (which is twice a day). I even got her pregnant once, but we got that little cunt aborted.

If we didn't abort that baby, that would have been bad for my MIT application. I have never gotten a grade below A+, and I'm taking Vector Calculus as a Sophomore (yes, I'm 14 and a sophomore) so my academic career would have gone to waste. Because I already got 2390 on my SAT, and I am a natural leader, I got pre-accepted into Harvard, but Harvard's shit. I want MIT.

Anyway, I just came on here to tell you losers about how pathetic you are. This is my first time on "4chan", but I can already say with certainty, you fags need to get a life.

>> No.7210617

The solution to your math problem is nineteen (1911/100=19.11). >Dirty The Pooh and The Hundred Acre Shitpile.

>> No.7210622

reporting, saging, get out of /jp/, etc

>> No.7210632

Lol you troll I xd!
Stop reporting everything, /jp/.

>> No.7210645

ITT: OP samefagging as anonymous giving the illusion that /jp/ is angry.

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Hey KING OF /jp/, how many Aibon pictures do you have? I only have around 10, 000.

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>>7210943
Whoop, forgot a zero.

>> No.7210954

Giving this a bump to contrast with the Flyable Heart thread contrasting with the mla ';oh shit unfinished translation got leaked'; thrad.

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right /jp/?

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>>7210959
Girls don't like muscles, what is this, the 90s?

>> No.7211011

>>7210982
keep telling yourself that, you delusional neckbeard

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>>7211011
That's what the girls told me when they made me stop hitting the gym and I lost all that muscle mass. Plus, the joke's on you cause I can't even grow hair since I have ALOPECIA!

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>>7210604
Good luck
>dont tell them or show that you are otaku

and on another note >>7210982
Muscles are nice to look at
Just that many girls would rather be with a non-muscle person nowadays it seems.

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