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Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:46:44 2011 No.7203174 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:47:44 2011 No.7203179 NO EXCEPTIONS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:48:44 2011 No.7203185 Hi John, how is your lady friend doing?

>>	wtH !hWtHG71Z1c Fri Apr 8 19:49:44 2011 No.7203187 File: 22 KB, 704x400, jelly_banana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] holy HELL 2011 already?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:54:44 2011 No.7203206 File: 80 KB, 371x350, 1295859623914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this the first time this copypasta has been posted on /jp/?

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Anonymous Fri Apr 8 19:56:44 2011 No.7203221
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Hey MoSfags,

My name is Shirou, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at Tohsaka Rin pictures. You are all evils of the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess I used to have a crush on Tohsaka too, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than Shinji.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was part of the archery club, and always hit the mark when I wanted to. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to zettai ryouiki tsundere"? I also rule at cooking, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; It felt so good I wanted to throw up). You are all fools who should just drown in your ideals and die. Thanks for listening.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:12:44 2011 No.7203277 >>7203221 Your woman is a slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:22:44 2011 No.7203326 File: 141 KB, 364x600, ÄmÿYô-ÄÛ01e(Æå).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7203277 Shy Lovely Undeniably better than Tohsaka

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:25:44 2011 No.7203344 >>7203221 >>7203277 Your woman? More like everyone's woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:27:44 2011 No.7203352 >>7203344 Zing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:30:44 2011 No.7203366 >>7203344 ITT - Samefagging butthurt weebos

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:31:44 2011 No.7203367 >>7203221 >She just blew me; It felt so good I wanted to throw up This is the first time one of these has made me laugh.

>>	None !NACK//rQIE Fri Apr 8 20:32:44 2011 No.7203373 File: 30 KB, 367x451, faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7203326 >>7203221

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:33:44 2011 No.7203374 Facebook? I'm pretty sure the original John didn't talk about facebook. Did you switch out myspace for facebook?

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Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:38:10 2011 No.7203391 [DELETED]

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>>7203221
Hey Heavenfailfags,

My name is Archer, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day fapping to a purple hair slut. You are all evils of the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess I used to be Shirou too, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than Shinji and Shirou combined faggotry.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was part of the archery club, and always hit the mark when I wanted to even from as far as 10km. What sports do you play, other than "jacking off to ahegao slut face"? I also rule at cooking, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; It felt so good I wanted to throw up). You are all fools who should just drown in whiteknighting and protecting a slut while sacrificing the whole world. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my woman

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Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:38:44 2011 No.7203390
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Nanoha, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on myspace.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the air force, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get lyrical A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:42:44 2011 No.7203401
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>>7203221
Hey Heavenfailfags,

My name is Archer, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day fapping to a purple hair slut. You are all evils of the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess I used to be Shirou too, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than Shinji and Shirou combined faggotry.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was part of the archery club, and always hit the mark when I wanted to even from as far as 10km. What sports do you play, other than "jacking off to ahegao slut face"? I also rule at cooking, and have a banging hot girlfriend (I just jackhammered her; Shit was SO cash). You are all fools who should just drown in whiteknighting and protecting a slut while sacrificing the whole world. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my woman

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Anonymous Fri Apr 8 20:56:44 2011 No.7203439
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>>7203221
>>7203391
Hey Staynightfags,

My name is Kiritsugu, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day fapping to a reverse trap gaijin. You are all evils of the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess I used to be a superhero too, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than Kotomine.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a magus killer, and had Innate Time Control. How do you spend your time, other than "jacking off to King Arthur"? I also own lots of weapons, and had a banging hot wife (She just turned into the Grail and died; It felt so bad I wanted to throw up). You are all fools who should just have gotten caught up in the fire. Thanks for listening.

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>>	Mystia !!zd1Kp4IekVL Fri Apr 8 21:06:44 2011 No.7203459 Hey faggots, I hate this topic and everyone in it. sage.

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