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Hey /jp/, how do I make a portal into another reality? I have to reach my waifu.

>> No.7199198

i dunno know lol...

>> No.7199199

She doesn't want you to reach her.

>> No.7199200

Sorry. You can't.

>> No.7199204

Reported for suicidal crap spam.

>> No.7199207

Become a legend.

>> No.7199219

Please, my friends. I need your help and my previous methods have not worked.
I need to reach my waifu, I'm desperate.

>> No.7199223

>>7199194
Make a collision between a strange quark and it's antiparticle to release 9.42^(ħε)eV of energy at 301Mm/s.

>> No.7199234

She's in mexico atm

>> No.7199236

You need a melon, a microwave, and a toiler roll holder.

>> No.7199244
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7199244

Thank you guys but I keep trying and nothing new is happening. I cannot reach my waifu.
I am serious and I need help. Please aid me.

>> No.7199250
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7199250

>>7199194
Well, first you take your clothes off, little girl

>> No.7199251

>>7199234
I doubt your meme will catch on here.

>> No.7199252

Press Alt-J to depart.

>> No.7199266

>>7199244
jump from building eyes closed

>> No.7199273

>Learn to draw
>Draw yourself with her
>???
>profit

It's what I do.

>> No.7199280

>>7199273
A drawing of you is not the real you. Enjoy your delusions.

Also, nice greentext there anon >>>/v/

>> No.7199291

Bring her into this reality. Develop schizophrenia.

>> No.7199298

Take LSD and have your waifu on screens and posters all around you.

This will seriously work.

>> No.7199302

>>7199280
Wow.

>> No.7199304

>>7199273
Hell, even if you can't draw, it's the sentiment that counts.

Like a child scratching its crayons over paper to draw mommy. To them (and their mother), it is the epitomy of art, as it is the purest of sentiments transferred onto paper to the best of their physical ability.

Or a young couple in love, scratching their initials in a tree. It's crude, but it comes from the heart.

Or cavemen drawing on their cave walls. To them, it really were deer and yaks that they drew.

So transferring yourself onto paper (or a digital drawing) transfers you to her world. You probarbly live on your computer anyway.

>> No.7199309 [DELETED] 

>>7199302

Reported for shitpostingsa

>> No.7199316

I would draw her if I had any drawing skill. I have made things for her, but I can't draw her, it wouldn't do her justice.

>> No.7199337

>>7199316
Then pay someone else to do it for you. Lots of people on deviantart for example will gladly draw you something for a couple of bucks. You did say you were serious...

>> No.7199352

>>7199280
The fact that OP even has a waifu indicates he isn't easily thwarted by silly details like reality.

>> No.7199381

>>7199316
Buy a candy doll from jappan and style her to your touhou licking.

>> No.7199405

The only thing stopping you is your own sickening anchor to reality. Once you overcome that you'll be happy anon. Ruin yourself.

>> No.7199408

Create a tulpa. With moderate occult experience you can transport yourself there when you die, and your tulpa will keep you busy.

>> No.7199416

>>7199405

How do I do this?

>> No.7199417
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>>7199381
I would order one of those realdolls from Japanland and dress her up in cosplay if I had the money.

>> No.7199433

>>7199417
Why not just find a lonely anon? Then they'll love you back.

>> No.7199443

>>7199433
I think I'll go with the tulpa idea.

>> No.7199449

>>7199433
If they were as cute as mai waifu they wouldn't be lonely.

>> No.7199450

>>7199417
That sounds kinda necrophilic... If that is a word...

>> No.7199452

>>7199433

I wonder how many people actually have done that.

>> No.7199458

>>7199450
Well yes, but since I'm your stereotypical lonely virgin I won't have a basis for comparison so a doll would a huge step up from fapping and probarbly the highest attainable.

>> No.7199469

>>7199452
Not enough, otherwise there might be less misery in the world.

>>7199449
Neither will a doll. You need to become a little less attached to reality. You could always blind yourself, it would be less of an issue then, right?

>> No.7199476

>>7199381
which company makes the loliest doll, then?

>> No.7199498

>>7199291
This is actually inspiring to me.

I mean, you can go to touhou-project and see hundreds of self insert "Anon arrives in Gensokyo, is instantly beloved despite having no skills", but what of the reverse? Namely, Touhou X arrives in DA REAL WORLD, is instantly despised despite/because of supernatural skills.

Could YOUR touhou avoid capture by government commandoes and other assorted ruffians?

The question is how to have TENSION considering the hax powers of every touhou.

>> No.7199500

>>7199458
You should then when you acquire one doll. Dress her very pretty and ballroom dance with her in your dark room. With some romantic piano music in background.

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>>7199498
We already had a Touhou in the real world. She was fine.

>> No.7199726

>>7199337
I wasn't the OP, though I will consider that.
>>7199381
That softcore lolita website or something else? Either way, I don't think I could dress something up as her, I think it would cheapen her.

>> No.7200033
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7200033

>portal durr hurr hurr hurr
Mal: I'll tell you a riddle. You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where the train will take you?
Cobb: Because you'll be together.

>> No.7200052

Ever heard of the balamb garden method?

Yeah, use that.

>> No.7200055

>>7199507
She wasn't "despised", but she wasn't "fine."

>> No.7200067

Is this the spooky thread?

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7200078

The arcana is the means by which all is revealed.
One of life's greatest blessing is the freedom
to pursue one's goal.

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