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7198053 No.7198053 [Reply] [Original]

After extensive research, I have concluded that the ahoge is an effective indicator of a girl's slut status. Of all the subjects tested, 100% of girls featuring ahoge were non-sluts, while 98.7% of girls with no ahoge were dirty sluts of the worst sort. This corelates closely with real life observation; out of all 3D subjects tested, 100% did not have an ahoge, and 100% were also dirty sluts of the worst sort.

Preliminary research indicates the cause of this phenomenon is the way folicles react to semen; in pure girls, the hair is brisk and perky, as it has not contacted semen. In dirty sluts of the worst sort, the galons of semen they are showered in are absorbed by the folicles and end up in the hair strands, the additional burden causing the hair to flatten.

Further research is underway.

>> No.7198062

IM@S is full of ahoge, your research is invalid.

>> No.7198066

>Kirari
>not a slut in heat
What am I reading?

>> No.7198074

Haven't seen this in a while.

>> No.7198090
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7198090

>> No.7198106

Ahoge = Hymen.

>> No.7198116

>>7198090
Momoko is no slut! She's just misinformed

>> No.7198129

Where should I send your grant money?

>> No.7198136
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>>7198106
Ahoge = clitoris!! whee

>> No.7198141
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>>7198053
What about characters that wear hats and you can't see if or if they don't have an ahoge?

>> No.7198142

>>7198090
I personally found Momoko to be innocent that was only doing what she thought was right.

>> No.7198147

>>7198066
>Kirari
>forced into prostitution by her family

Yeah totally a slut amirite

>> No.7198152
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7198152

I approve of this thread

>> No.7198158

>>7198147
If you're not a virgin, you're a slut. What do you not understand?

>> No.7198161

>>7198147
enjoy your slutty K-ON: The VN with EPIC TRAP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.7198162

>>7198142
>>7198147
Any female that ever actually gets aroused is considered a slut.
I mean, kinda a double standard there, but hey.

>> No.7198180

>>7198162
I think this "slut" thing has gone a little too far.

>> No.7198185
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7198185

I consider this ahoge.

>> No.7198186

It's not a double standard it's a _different_ standard because *gasp* they're a different class of person.

>> No.7198189

>>7198162
>>7198180
Did you forget where you are?

>/jp/ claims to hate sluts and people who are "obsessed with sex"
>/jp/ spends most of its time masturbating to doujins of toohoos being raped by packs of faceless men

>/jp/ claims to hate sexual promiscuity
>/jp/ shaves its legs, posts pictures of itself wearing women's clothing and brags about how it uses prostate massagers/onaholes

>/jp/ is a bitter misogynist
>/jp/ always talks about how it wants to be the little girl and takes drugs to turn into a woman

/jp/ - Hypocrisy/General

>> No.7198200

>>7198189
/jp/ is not one person you dense motherfucker. It's not hypocrisy, it's separate groups.

>> No.7198203

>>7198189
Honestly, masturbating to relieve sexual tension would support /jp/'s hatred towards sexual obsession. That and I don't think the majority of /jp/ actually faps to rape.

>> No.7198211

>>7198186
Are you a fucking feminazi? Because it's that kind of thinking that typifies them.

>Women aren't the same as men. We're different; therefore, we need to be treated differently! That's why it's not a double standard when women get maternity leave and don't have to register for selective service!

It's because of shit like this that we should hold women to EXACTLY the same standard that we hold ourselves.

>> No.7198213

>>7198200
Saved for future copypasta.

>> No.7198217 [DELETED] 

>>7198203
>I don't think the majority of /jp/ actually faps to rape.
Hmm... Maybe not the majority of all the sick fucks that gather here, but we are numerous, that's for sure.

>> No.7198224

>>7198213
You're pretty slow.

>> No.7198225

>>7198217
Not the guy you're talking to, but I don't.

>> No.7198231

>>7198225
Not the guy you're quoting, but I do.

>> No.7198232

>>7198224
Care to explain why?

>> No.7198234

>>7198200
>Autism.

You really think there are different groups on /jp/ beyond "the majority of users that belong to a common demographic + psychological profile" and "idolfags, kigurumi kids and the rest of the detritus that 4chan swept in here because they weren't wanted anywhere else and that don't belong to /jp/"?

>> No.7198236
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7198236

Kirari is Love. I don't have a picture of my mouspad to post, but I would since this is a quasi Kira Kira thread. Instead have a picture of her being cute and happy.

>> No.7198241

>>7198211
>oh boy yet another slut discussion!
>/jp/ complains about off-topic threads
>/jp/ discusses off-topic shit
>/jp/ - Hypocrisy

>> No.7198245 [DELETED] 

How can one be not aroused by rape?

>> No.7198248

>>7198245
I don't. I find rape to be disgusting as it is despotic.

>> No.7198249

>>7198234
>>Autism
>You really think there are different groups on /jp/ beyond "the majority of users that belong to a common demographic + psychological profile"

Irony.
Get off your high horse. You seem like a teenager from /a/.

>> No.7198253

>>7198248
And fem/maledom?

>> No.7198260 [DELETED] 

All the guys who say that they don't enjoy rape,
it's only a question of time.
You'll get there eventually.

>> No.7198258

>>7198253
As long as it is consensual.

>> No.7198264 [DELETED] 

>>7198234
I'm a floor-shitting neet. Where do I fit in?

>> No.7198266

>>7198260

I'll fight it to my grave. I'll sooner die than let that happen.

>> No.7198268

>>7198260
I don't think so. I've seen some hentais based on rape, but it's not really my thing.

>> No.7198278

>>7198258
So you consider the idea of non-consensual sex not arousing?
OK, next. Chikan stuff in trains and NTR (given the girl isn't a slut and actually poses some kind of resistance in the beginning).
This is pretty interesting

>> No.7198282

>>7198264
Fine people such as you constitute the overwhelming majority of /jp/'s userbase.

>> No.7198297

I'm not even going to read the thread since it's obviously full of elitists and trolls, but I want to say that Kira Kira was a game where I didn't sympathize with ANYONE at all.
Not Shinanosuke, not Chie, not Kirari, not that well endowed girl either. There was something missing in that game that prevented me from enjoying it.

>> No.7198305

After extensive research, I have concluded that the ahegao is an effective indicator of a girl's slut status. Of all the subjects tested, 100% of girls featuring ahegao were sluts, while 98.7% of girls with no ahegao were pure angels of the best sort. This corelates inversely with real life observation; out of all 3D subjects tested, 100% did not have an ahegao, but 100% were also dirty sluts of the worst sort.

Further research is underway.

>> No.7198310

>>7198282
I'm a 19 year old african american. I'm going to reintegrate on college next year, and I'm going to study chemistry. Where the fuck do I fit in?
Generalize people on a single section is fucking stupid. That's why I refused to go to the Comiket last year, just for stupid close-minded idiots like this guy.

>> No.7198329
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7198329

This thread went from silly crap to meta discussion to rape discussion and now it's between the 3.

Oh /jp/.

>> No.7198398

>>7198297
No. There was something missing in YOU.

>> No.7199680

>>7198066
>heat
I see what you did there...

>> No.7200092

>>7198329
Worst part: My hat question wasn't answered

>> No.7200152
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7200152

>100% of girls featuring ahoge were non-sluts
Sumika not a slut?
You are not fooling anyone. Pic semirelated since the image of her ahegao while being tentacles fucked is clearly nsfw.

>> No.7200159

>>7200152
that was bizzaro world Sumika. Normal Sumika is pure as freshly fallen snow

>> No.7200260

>>out of all 3D subjects tested, 100% did not have an ahoge, and 100% were also dirty sluts of the worst sort.
>>all 3dpd are sluts
>>sample bias

>> No.7200425 [DELETED] 

>>7198053
OK... so going by your standards... Sanae must be what you call... pure right?...

>> No.7200427 [DELETED] 

>>7200425
Oh wait... disregard that... I got the wrong picture...

Deleting posts...

>> No.7200459

>>7200260
You have probably just unified /jp/ against a common enemy. For the moment anyway.

>> No.7200464

>>7200152
i have not yet played alt and i demand a picture of said sample

>> No.7200467

>>7200464
Fuck you.

>> No.7200505
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7200505

inb4 rei,
i think i proved my point /smug

>> No.7201679 [SPOILER] 
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>>7200464
Please take it easy after viewing this picture.
OP status fucking TOLD.

>> No.7203724
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7203724

>>7198053
Oh look at what I have here.
Another ahoge slut.

>> No.7203742

>>7203724
It's not an ahoge if she is wearing an accessory for the sole purpose of having an ahoge. It's artificial and thus not a legitimate ahoge. Also that show is shit.

>> No.7204954

>>7203742
Ahoge is a slut symbol.
Slut wears accessory to flaunt it.

>> No.7204984

Sumika is not a slut. She was experimented and tampered with, her own senses were manipulated and was totally a victim.
Just like Sakura.
Lolno, who am I kidding with, Sakura craved for cock after that while Sumika felt ashamed and unworthy of love.

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>> No.7208391

/jp/ - Obsessed with sluts

>> No.7208429

>>7208391
/jp/ is tsundere for sluts

>> No.7210961

I love ahoge.

>> No.7213426

forever lewd, trina

forever lewd

>> No.7213434

We don't want to hear that from a slut.

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