/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Daily /jp/ board rules reminder thread.

1. No emoticons.
2. No green text.
3. No lewd or NSFW images.
4. No roleplaying.
5. No shit posting.
6. No /a/, /b/, /v/, or other chan related behavior or shenanigans allowed.
7. Use sage correctly.
8. Use proper grammar.
9. Report everyone who disrespects the rules and inform them that they have been reported.
10. Take it easy in real life but respect the board rules; otherwise, get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>lulz u mad XD

[Anonymous No.]

I respect this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1. All things otaku welcome!


I'm sorry, other than globals this is the only rule I see

[Anonymous No.]

Fag thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197770
>>7197775
>>7197787
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197775
>>7197787
You may not think these rules matter so much, but it will become more important as we head into summer. This place will be inundated by underage morons over the next few weeks. We all must stand together, otherwise the summer will have no end.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily /jp/ board rules reminder thread.

1. Get out

[Anonymous No.]

I miss when the people browsing actually knew of the rules, and had them in mind.
Now, even if someone directs them to the rules left on the archive, people are all of a sudden "hurr, why should I, care about user made rules not made by me, -me-,-me-,-me-."
And disregards the intent of improving the community as a whole by keeping that stuff in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

farte

[Anonymous No.]

http://archive.easymodo.net/jprules.php

[Anonymous No.]

But /jp/ is a shithole and there are no rules, except butthurt-bans/deletions.

[Anonymous No.]

>No lewd or NSFW images.
>Report everyone who disrespects the rules and inform them that they have been reported.

[sage No.]

>hai guies >_<
> tf2 hats, moe shit, post ending in 69 becomes a meme
>sage
*dashes through the woods*
your funnys

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197800
There you go, thinking /jp/ is "your" board. Its not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197831
slow clap start

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197792
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197826
Ecchi is fine, but the moment it strays into full-on nudity or disgusting content, it is no longer fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197767
>4. No roleplaying.
I've never seen why people think this causes a board to become shitty. If anything it creates a more friendly atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197832
I bet you haven't been here for more than a year. If you had, you would be aware of the rules. Unfortunately, it seems that everyone who has shown up since last summer thinks the rules don't apply to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197840
More faggotry you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197840
>friendly atmosphere.
No one wants that

[Komeiji Koishi is my master !xIXo1SmYf2 No.]

>>7197840
I agree, but it can be really annoying if taken to far.
And I guess most people are afraid of this

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know someone took ownership of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197840
I think Gaia may be more suited for you.

[Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw No.]

I approve of this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197823
exactly that's why /jp/ was successfully nuked by /b/ during puddi saga

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197840
It's more or less meant to stop avatar-fags and the /b/ Alice roleplayer from posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

I think we should remove the "Inform them they have been reported" part of Rule 9.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197848
OP's rules may be oversimplified to avoid a wall of text.
But originally the rules were a collaborated work made up by users themselves, and embraced by others in the community as it gained awareness.

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

QUALITY THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197842
There you go, making uninformed assumptions. The bottom line is /jp/ is mostly focused on eroge and h doujins. The rules were loosely enforced for the longest time. Guess what? 75% of /jp/ is still shitposting and its not going to change despite the heavy handed moderation and the retarded users.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197852

Colombia, are you the janitor who used to take care of the Strike Witches generals on /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197853
Actually that's because moot explicitly told the mod to stop cleaning up the /b/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying I'm going to follow those rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197857
Yeah, that one looks new. And contradictionary to some older rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>3. No lewd or NSFW images.
i can't follow this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197860
Are you implying that this tripcode isn't public?

[mugenjohncel !!lsNOT2DQXWT No.]

Hmph... if only you guys knew...

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Shitposting Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197858
> But originally the rules were a collaborated work made up by users themselves

And what makes you think you have the ability to create or attempt to enforce rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197867
How about "Spoiler lewd or NSFW images and make sure to warn in your post"? A bit more lenient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197862
because /jp/ was a bunch of winy pussy's who would not stop pissing and moaning to mods every second

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197858
I've been here since the beginning and I don't agree with all of those "rules." Stop trying to represent every user.
>>7197849
Why don't you try something a little more intellectually stimulating instead of throwing the "gb2gaia" meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197872
What makes you think you have the right to shit all over the rules? Self-entitlement is not a NEET virtue. I suggest you get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

4chan is not a worksafe website and will never ever be so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197865

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197877

Trying too hard to fit in.

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197874
so moot said that to the mods basically telling us all to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197883
>HURR I have nothing to say in my defense so I'll just tell him to go to /a/ because it's easy.
Who's trying too hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197861
Screencapped

There is nowhere to run now Quality Control

Everybody can see your shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197880
/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1. All things otaku welcome!


Thats the only rule I see

[Anonymous No.]

So much butthurt over rules without any consequences aiming to improve the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197895
Trolled hard, go back to gayville ur dad is wait.

[Anonymous No.]

So cool thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197901
>dad is wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197901
Trolling implies the receiver was butthurt in some way. This does not apply. You are the reason /jp/ is shit because all you post is 'lol i trooool u.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197895

Roleplaying is fucking gay and retarded.

Go back to Shrinemaiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197873
I'll redo them the next time I post this thread, which may or may not be a daily occurrence, but probably will be once summer hits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197897
He's ran off

[Anonymous No.]

why there are so many shitposters in this thread ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197880
You're making up rules on a board where you have no authority and you want to talk about self entitlement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197914
because this thread is shit

[White Ren !Z3k3UK97VA No.]

QUALITY THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197909
That's your opinion which plays no part in how there are shitty posters. I swear so many people think their opinions are objective.

[Anonymous No.]

Eure Regeln, ich befolge keine von ihnen!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197907

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197909
>using gay and retarded as argument
>referencing shrinemaiden

You're really not very good at this, are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197914
Everyone is being ironic so it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197914
Shitposters naturally gravitate towards threads which discuss them, it's to be expected with these types of metathreads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197823
>>7197831
>>7197840
>>7197865
>>7197874
>>7197882
>>7197893
>>7197906

Look at all the /a/ friends we have today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197921
>>>http://www.krautchan.net/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>No lewd or NSFW images.
oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197926
/jp/=hipsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197920
Since you support roleplaying so much, why don't you go ahead and make a thread? See the response you get.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197930
Da bin ich aber banniert ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197923
You're only proving that you're just shitposting.

Sure I'll probably be told I'm the reason /jp/ is shitty for responding to a troll but maybe you should stop posting.

[Anonymous No.]

check my verdoppelt

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197925

I think those are very powerful reasons, nobody on /jp/ likes roleplaying.

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197934
>>7197922
>>7197884
Please use the search function to prevent reposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197929
Your logic is flawed.
>>7197933
He defends pedophilia, that must make him a >pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197936

[Anonymous No.]

April=Summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197938
Das musst du aber noch üben, Koishi!

[Anonymous No.]

>3. No lewd or NSFW images.
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197818
>>7197818
>>7197818
>>7197818

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197940
>nobody on /jp/ likes roleplaying
Hello objective opinions. Trying to represent everyone again, I see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197943

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197943
I think he's flooding for some reason. Honestly, I think we got the point on the first post.

[Anonymous No.]

No one here actually likes roleplaying, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197954
No, we didn't. It's obvious some users are unhappy with the "rules."

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197952

Ok let's ask other /jp/ers.

Anyone else here likes roleplaying? ANYONE?

[Anonymous No.]

First few posts were off thread/topic posts and improper use of the sage function. The reality of the matter is that off thread posts and an abrasive response makes /jp/ shit and kills any chance of discussion.

If you really want to make the board not shit, ignore on-topic threads (meta or not) that piss you off by hiding the thread. Off-topic discussion should be treated the same way, except you report the thread and then hide it. Seriously guys, I like /jp/ and I like you guys when you're not lashing out at everything and I honestly want to have fun with you guys but this off-topic, troll everything bullshit is making it hard to like ya'll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197958
i hope it's just a troll

[Anonymous No.]

BRING ALICE ROLEPLAYER BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197929
>implying /jp/ is not the cancer purged from /a/

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7197960
No. Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>people really defending roleplaying
Seriously, /jp/?

Let's bring back stuttering alice-fag from /b/ for a week. I should say you will change your tune rather quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is /a/, shrinemaiden, and pooshlmer posters in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197961
I'm trying to stir up some actual conversations but all I get is troll responses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197963

>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197958
I'M A WITCH LOL! brb, going to animay sooki to fix my signature and super avatars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197962
>>7197963
>>7197968
I am well aware of the Alice RP on /b/. One person does not represent many. Stop conforming shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>my face when all of OP's rules were broken in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

Why can we just all get along?

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

go to HELL =__=I|I

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197981
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[Anonymous No.]

There are no official rules.
But I think most of us can agree that we should at least use the "rules" by OP as a guideline to prevent shitposting.

Who am I kidding here?Shitposters gonna shitpost,trolls gonna troll.We'll just have to deal with it like we did for the past few years.Posting these "rules" everyday is a good idea I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197960
Only if there's a punch line or a joke at the end.

[Shirai !KUROkO74w. No.]

>>7197960
I simply ADORE roleplaying desu no! But only when it's with my Onee-sama <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197978
Of course they will be, it's the nature of such threads. That's fine. What matters is that those who care abide by the rules in all threads, as it will rub off on the new posters, thus improving the overall quality of the board.

[Anonymous No.]

Let all your shitposting out in this thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197987

[Anonymous No.]

You need to browse /jp/ non-stop for at least half a year before gettingg a grasp on all the layers of irony hidden behind each post. Only then you'll be able to take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197987
Get out. Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197976

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197991
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[Anonymous No.]

What am I missing on my filter guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197982

reported.

[Komeiji Koishi is my master !xIXo1SmYf2 No.]

>>7197960
Only if the roleplayer is actually good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197948

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197993
What do you expect someone to do when all he sees is one line that links to another board?
Do you think your opinion is god's will and requires no effort to defend it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197996

[Anonymous No.]

I don't see what the big deal is. It's just a little roleplay. It's not gonna kill anyone. I swear you faggots argue over the dumbest shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7197976
>One person does not represent many

Maybe not, but at least Alice-roleplayer sucks at writing and doesn't pretend otherwise.

Every other roleplayer on 4chan, bar none, absolutely sucks at writing and turns their roleplay into a sickening fantasy fulfillment that makes me cringe even as a basement dweller and it's frankly pathetic to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread should be created everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198003
You don't belong on this board. Go back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never be adopted by Suigin as a newbie, so he can teach you how to become a better /jp/er....

:__;

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is real good.

[Derek No.]

>>7197995
>niggersv
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198003
>you faggots
Aren't you starting an argument as well?
You're no better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198003
I'm just trying to say that roleplaying is not the source of the shitposting on /jp/. It turns out /jp/ is exactly like your average American that assumes you are what you defend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198001

>>>/a/

I don't talk to roleplaying scumbags, just leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198008
I roleplay that

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198014
Again, I do not roleplay. Stop being despotic.

[Anonymous No.]

I know we say /jp/ is shit a lot but every /jp/ metathread consistently has people still caring about /jp/. I think that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198003
>>>/a/47924474

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198013
>roleplay is not the source of shitposting

No, it's not the SOURCE of all shitposting, but it IS shitposting in and of itself.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

It's okay to post daily doses at the same time every day though, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198024
You offer no evidence or proof in your statement. Your opinion is invalid.

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

>>7197997
stop abusing the report button, i'm not ganna be in HELL very long anyways once i get sent there

[Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw No.]

>>7198028
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

You guys seem really bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198004
Aren't most posters on this website just playing a role?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198024
Opinion

Hide threads you don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

Where the fuck is the aikido when you need it? Someone start it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198035
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[Anonymous No.]

>>7198035

I try to play the role of a good poster, but I'm a bad actor...

[Anonymous No.]

>150 shitposts ommited. Click Reply to view.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't moot himself say roleplaying was not allowed on this board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198030
>You offer no evidence or proof in your statement.

>only asks for evidence or proof when someone says something he disagrees with, never provides it himself for any of his own statements

Please use a tripcode so I can filter you

[Anonymous No.]

>153 posts and 49 image replies omitted.
Please change

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198047
Do you suck his cock too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198049
You mad that japan got nuked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198013

Just shut the fuck up and leave, roleplaying is not accepted on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>3. No lewd or NSFW images.
This is the rule I'm going to break every once in a while.
>and inform them that they have been reported.
Now that is just stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an Alpha male /jp/.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198064
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[Anonymous No.]

>>7198065
>Proving that /jp/ is full of idiots that believe they represent all users.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Howdy /jp/, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

[Anonymous No.]

reported every guys who break the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i like roleplaying because it's supa dupa kawaii desu ne~ it lets me now what its like to interact with my favorite sugoi touhous like alice on /b/ and /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198068

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198080
“Thanks for stopping by The Route 66 Refreshments!” Tenshi announced to her customer, leaving with one of her famed corn dogs. The Arizona sun crept over the desert, heralding Tenshi’s nightly cooking ritual. When the last customer was out of earshot, she closed the front door to her Frankfurter stand and flipped on the radio. “Route 66” by Chuck Berry blared over any noise from the outside as Tenshi pulled a fresh batch of corn dogs from the refrigerator. One by one she broke them off from their icy packaging and began to undo her shirt. The desert nights were cold, with no central heating her bare breast was chilled with erect nipples. She placed a freezing corn dog along her bare skin. She shuddered as she moved the frozen wiener along her skin. It became quite cold from the lacking sun, to alleviate this, she turned on the fryer used to cook the corn dogs. She broke off a second corn dog and placed it under her dress. The still chilled dog pushed in to her panties with an uncomfortable glacial chill. The fryer dinged, indicating it’s warmth, one corn dog was soggy and cold from the melted ice, with one degrading from the heat. She slipped her undergarments aside and slipped the stick of the corn dog firmly in her anus. Carefully positioning herself over the fryer, careful not to burn herself or her clothes, dipped the corn dog in the fryer, cooking it in to an oily, tanned treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198071

Yes we are all idiots who hate roleplaying, take your epic greentext and roleplaying faggotry back to /a/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198088
All meaning 2 posters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198078
Doing that will make the janitor not want to come here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198087
‘Ding!’ the fryer indicated, as she slipped the stick out of her, placing it on a ceramic plate beside her. She pulled a third corn dog out, and placed it in her anus just like the last one. Her body had become warm from arousal and the fryer, she slipped off her dress and threw it aside, leaving very little protection against both the cold and heat. The fryer popped, sizzled, and finally dinged, the corn dog now fully cooked. She grabbed the first one, which had now become warm from disuse. She stepped off the fryer with one corn dog still in her anus, the other in hand. She positioned herself on her knees and pushed the phallic-shaped snack in to her panties. The rough texture of the corn dog clashed with the silky undergarment while the lavaesque corn dog pushed in to her bum. She took firm grip of her breast and forced the fried bread in to her. “GET YOUR KICKS! ON ROUTE! 66!” She shouted, the hot dog soaking up her ecstatic motions. With one befouling movement she sat down, pushing the still hot corn dog all the way in to her anus and slammed the now defiled corn dog all the way in to her slit, soaking it further. She fell back, letting her muscles push out the 2 corn dogs. Laying on the floor, Chuck Berry overshadowed her heavy breaths with rockabilly tunes. Tenshi picked up the 2 cold, wet cornbread-wrapped sausages and put them under her heat lamp, finished with tomorrows lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7198067
OP here, I will relax and clarify the rules next time.

[Anonymous No.]

This is Fujibayashi Ryou:

-Uses her position as class representative to approach the main character.
-Cannot shuffle cards.
-Explains everything off as "maiden's inspiration."
-Even though she might not even be a virgin.
-When she tells your fortune with cards, everything turns out the exact opposite.
-Likes the same person her older sister likes.
-Consults her sister about this even though she knows her sister likes him.
-Uses her sister and manipulates her into playing cupid.
-Her cooking can be considered a harmful substance to mammals.
-Her fashion sense is bad.
-Makes the main character go to her favorite shio tonkotsu ramen place instead of her sister's tonkatsu.
-When she realizes that she has lost, she quickly plays good and tries to help her sister.
-She will suddenly drop her feelings for the first guy and start going out with someone she has only met once in the past.

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Do note that it is Spring break in some areas. Of course you can't blame all of this on just that.

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>>7198096
HELL yea
>>7198088
got PWNED
bump to piss off the girlymen RP hating sagefags

[Anonymous No.]

Un-fucking-believable.

[Anonymous No.]

...yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuuck...

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/jp/ sure is shitty.

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>>7197999
>999
NICE

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/jp/ is where the true oldfags and the highest of powerlevels reside. Most people on /jp/ have seen more anime series than 10+ average f/a/ggots combined. In addition a lot of people on /jp/ can watch anime without waiting for subs like you fucking faggot babbys. Generally, /a/ looks to each other for approval of things, while /jp/ looks inward at itself instead of relies on a hivemind mentality. Also /a/ has no OC besides shitty image macro memes that get old within a week; /jp/ translates VNs, games and has doujin translation teams that regularly post there. People at /jp/ know your own boards' subject far, far better than you do, fucking dream on if you think you have any kind of superiority in any way whatsoever.

We sneer at you fucking newfags/normalfags, your shonenshit Big 3 threads, quasi-/v/ mentality and everything else that makes /a/ suck fucking balls. /jp/ is a better board than /a/ could ever dream to be because most of you f/a/ggots are, in our eyes, eternal newfags, aka there is nothing you could ever say or do to bring yourself up to our level, because you aren't true oldfags. You're G/a/ia, you're ANN and MAL trash now. Stay away, we don't want you in /jp/, not now, not ever. Go on and continue existing in your own world of shit thinking that it's any good, while the master race quietly resides separated from you mongoloids.

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EPIC WIN

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Just stop replying, they'll get bored. If they don't they're just stupid.

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>>7198128
Except most of us don't even watch anime. I guess.

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>>7198065
Roleplaying is accepted on /jp/. /jp/ is full of a bunch of roleplaying faggots who repeat memes like "/jp/ is all little girls xD". Call the janitor meido? Then you're a roleplaying faggot.

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>>7198138
>Replying to copypasta

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>>7198138
Except you're wrong and only a retard would seriously believe that. Visual novels aren't the apex of japanese media and neither is touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

Imperishable Night sucks a fucking cock.
This game is shit, plain and simple.

Oh, let's all beat the fourth stage boss and go to "Eientei"! Too bad Eientei isn't fucking fun, like the rest of this game. The entire thing is designed to anger and frustrate you. Oh, you get to play as a team! Wow, pardon me while I make the universal motion for a handjob. Playing as a team fucking sucked. What did it do, exactly? It let you SHOOT FAIRIES, something you were able to do the entire fucking game. Oh, also you looked gay.

There are some interesting shot types in the game, such as Marisa, Sakuya, and Youmu. But guess what? You can use them on like 2 levels total, and if you later on you unfocus and get hit ONCE, you never use them AGAIN since you are afraid of dying again. Wow, that's fun! I love games that demand I play perfectly or have no fun, because I'm a fucking jap who strives for absolute perfection in gaming otherwise I kill myself.

Imperishable Night may have been interesting or fun at one time, but the game is a worthless piece of shit in today's day and age. It's horribly flawed and full of punch-in-the-dick moments, much more so than it has moments that are just fun to play.