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I say we go in, this chick seems legit.

>> No.7186317

tentacle puppet rape?

>> No.7186315

Naw, seems more like she wants to drug you then cut your dick off to use the skin as material for her puppets.

>> No.7186324

Hey, I've got my CCW, so if she does pull something, we've got an ace up our sleeves.

Nothing says 'No Means No' like 14 rounds of 9mm Parabellum.

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Bad end.

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>> No.7186342

What the fuck is with the secondary bullshit?

Where's my moe Alice?

>> No.7186347

[Speech] Two conditions, Alice. Leave the dolls, and *we* talk inside that room.

>> No.7186352

Ok, I hate to ask, but source? saucenao/iqdb/tineye return nothing of use.

>> No.7186354

You will never be cut by the pupuppeteer's thread ;_;

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My penis is quite displeased with
>No relevant matches

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Surprising, isn't it? Go in the wrong door, one wrong step, a slip of the tongue... and you're set up like it's Strings all over again.

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Was none.
I'm sorry for your loss.

>> No.7186379

[Memoria] Ningyou Kakumei

Try exhentai's file search next time.

>> No.7186392

It's canon that Remilia helps lost and wounded gensokyans and lets them stay in the mansion.

>> No.7186429

Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

>> No.7186459

Is there a sequel?

>> No.7186470

This reminds me of something we did to one of my coworkers at the haunted house with an ass ton of fishing line.

Though we were aiming for for the razor room in saw rather than puppet strings.

Still scared the shit out of him when one of the creepier employees cut himself on some razor wire we had set up near the door.

good times.

>> No.7186506 [DELETED] 

It's also canon that Alice lets lost humans stay in their house, even though she doesn't say much to her guests.

>> No.7186510

It's also canon that Alice lets lost humans stay in her house, even though she doesn't say much to her guests.

>> No.7186521

Doesn't she put on puppet shows for kids too.

>> No.7186531

>shitty holiday
>injure coworkers with razors and wire
>we had fun

>> No.7186542

The guy who cut himself did it intentionally to fuck with the guy we had trapped.

But being a haunted house actor is like being a carny, you're a perverse subhuman at best.

>> No.7186543


He is one of those people who think posting their normalfag exploits on /jp/ makes him cool

>> No.7187299

My theory is that there are no super fucked up humans or youkai in Gensokyo because Yukari finds them at the gate and feeds them to Rumia and company.

>> No.7189858

Alice is a fucking crazy whore.

>> No.7189860

Stop bumping dead thread, Mr.Troll, it's pretty obvious what you are trying to do.

>> No.7190352

Is it against the law to bump an inactive thread?

This isn't some faggy forum where people get worked up over 'necroposting'.

>> No.7190358

I never understood that. Why even keep those threads around if you don't want anyone to post in them?