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Why don't you get a real girlfriend? Not some fake air brushed whore or "2D" wtf u nerds

Pic related, 100% real pussy

It takes a man to tap that sht

>> No.7185793

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>> No.7185794

rofl i'ml ragin so hard OP xD

>> No.7185798

jesus fuck i want to rip my eyes out and throw them somehwere

christ almight why did you make me see that oh jesus fuck achrisahfh

reported go die hoyl fuck why

>> No.7185801

Holy shit, usually it is ok to eat while browsing /jp/ but damn I feel sick. If any of that was in front of me I would go limp.

>> No.7185802

Three dimensional Pig disgusting.

>> No.7185803

>>7185798
>>7185794
>>7185793

Get laid you failed pieces of shit. We're all up here laughing at you.

>> No.7185809

>>7185803

I know you're trolling, but part of me is genuinely confused as to how any sane being could actually find the picture in the OP attractive in any way. Humans are truly disgusting, depraved creatures.

>> No.7185811

>>7185803
>Trying to hard at trolling.

>> No.7185813
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>> No.7185818

Those girls seriously need to get waxed. All those razor bumps...

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>> No.7185827
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!

>> No.7185828

>>7185787
Oh my god this is disgusting and I love and tap 3D

>> No.7185830

if you raise the brightness and look at kelsie's photo you can see a good ol nugget of poop staring out at you

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>> No.7185835

OP, have you heard of Aikido?

>> No.7185836

>>7185803
Someone clearly doesn't understand the concept of asexuality.

>> No.7185838
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In my home country, this is Nara of Japan, american student
1. steal stuff everything
2. lying to policeman
3. spit to face when talking, mouth smell bad
4. don't have money, many american student, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes
5. raping? jap girl because jap girl say american boy no thanks, very ugly and fat
6. very smell of food eating by american
7. very smell of body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
american=monkey same same

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>> No.7185853

Jesus christ not even Madotsuki can possibly vomit enough to show how I feel right now.

>> No.7185860

vomit-tan.jpg

>> No.7185862

>> Bottom right image.

 _, ,_ ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 えーりん!えーり !
  ⊂彡

>> No.7185866
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Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

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>>7185787
Jesus Christ, OP. I'm not a /jp/ regular, I was just passing by, but... Can't you choose some prime fucking examples and not pieces of used, hairy leather?
Pic related: An standard by which to measure all asses you encounter.

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I have my 2.5d waifu.

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>>7185868
Oops wrong picture

>> No.7185872

Goddammit, vaginas are so fucking gross.

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>>7185868

>> No.7185878

>>7185868
i pul my dik ouf o ur as

>> No.7185879

>>7185868
What's the focal point of that lens?

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