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7183843 No.7183843 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

!!! ATTENTION PLEASE !!!

This is your bipolar herald of the season bringing you another report. As you are surely aware, April showers bring May flowers. The weather has been a little rainy and a little stormy but temperatures are rising and the rain is making the browns turn to green! Trees are budding and flowers are pushing their way out of the ground and should be blooming within the next two weeks! So exciting!

Even the creatures are stirring. Some spiders have been spotted crawling along walls, a few amphibians are croaking at night, birds are making plenty of noise, and on my evening stroll through the woods spotted many cute little bats having a feast in the air!

The most exciting time of year is upon us! I hope you enjoy!

>> No.7183852

You know, here it is the season of mud.

>> No.7183879

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.7183886

flowers in the next two weeks?

You would kill your garden.

Though planting season is right around the corner for flats.

>> No.7183894

>fires are budding
>Geiger counters are making plenty of noise
>core temperatures are rising
>the plutonium is making the browns turn to green!

>> No.7183899
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>>7183886

Daffodil and tulip bulbs come up in mid-April! weee!

>> No.7183902

>>7183899
Perenials are stupid though, they come up when its still frosting.

You can't really count on them until mid may.

>> No.7183906

>>7183902

No homo, bro, but I think it's kinda moé that you know about flowers, Necro.

>> No.7183937
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7183937

Don't forget the most important part.

>> No.7183942

>>7183906
shut up homo

>> No.7183951

>>7183942

It can't be helped.

>> No.7183966
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>>7183906
>>7183942
>>7183951

Oh you sillies, no need to fight over flowers! They are our friends and there is nothing emasculating about them.

>> No.7183985

>>7183906
I work at a flower stand loading topsoil every spring to lose my winterfats and get with depressed girls.

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>> No.7184068

>>7183985

Where does the booze knowledge come from?

>> No.7184139

It just snowed today where I lived, despite being spring for weeks now.

>> No.7184169
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7184169

>>7184139

aww, I'm sorry, I know the feel. Even April is not always safe from the terrible yuki-onna.

>> No.7184177

>>7184068
My friend and I built a still in his garage years back to make racing fuel.

Turns out you can drink ethanol if you get all that nasty methanol out first.

>> No.7184182

Stop roleplaying you miserable faggot.

>> No.7184192

>>7184182
I'm sorry you're so angry. It seems spring hasn't reached you yet, anon, wherever you live. Hopefully you can lighten up soon and join the rest of us in happiness!

>> No.7184199

>>7184192
No , fuck you.

>> No.7184205

>>7184199
Now now, there's no need to be so hostile. If something's troubling you I'd be glad to try and help and relieve you of that sour mood...

>> No.7184206

>>7184205
Why are you behaving like mugen? You are only lacking ellipses.

Stop that, it's disgusting.

>> No.7184210

>>7184206
I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to act like him. He acts the way he does to troll, but I'm just wondering why you're so angry. There's really no reason to get so upset over an imageboard.

>> No.7184243
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7184243

N-n-no fighting. Spring is time for being happy and lively!

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7184250

Hey, uh... you wanna have some spring?

>> No.7184253
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>>7184250

Yes, yes!

>> No.7184259

>>7184177

If I bother you enough, will you go into story mode?

>> No.7184262

>>7184259
/jp/'s not my blog.

>> No.7184264

>>7184253
Oh god, that made me giggle.

Very well, Lily White, Harbinger of Spring. Against my better judgment, I will try to... go outside more... and... get some... sun. Normally I prefer the cold, but I'll make a special exception for you.

When summer comes I'm not coming out til the fall though.

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7184265

Time to wake up!

>> No.7184278
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>>7184264

This makes me so very happy. It's okay to avoid summer heat, but that's why spring is the best time to get outside: not too hot, not too cold!

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>>7184253

haha i've never seen that version before

>> No.7184284

I wanna hug Letty<3

>> No.7184286

Now that you think how long you have been here.

>> No.7184300

this is the best thread on /jp/ right now

>> No.7184316
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>>7184284

Letty is ever so slowly on her way to the Southern Hemisphere right now. Currently they are enjoying the company of the twins... whatstheirnames... with the... faces... and... stuff...

>> No.7184317

Stupid question inbound: what's バネ? Why not use 春?

>> No.7184322

「ロリコンに、春は来ない」

>> No.7184332

>>7184322
「でも、ロリコンに、毎日は春。」

>> No.7184382

>>7184317
because OP obviously machine translated "Spring has come" and got the word for mechanical spring and not the spring season.

>> No.7184400
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>>7184382

actually it came from pixiv.

>> No.7184404

>>7184382
No, it's a joke.

>> No.7184410
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>>7184404

>> No.7184417

>>7184404
>>7184410
Like so.

>> No.7184437
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7184437

YAY! I LOVE SPRING!

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>>7184284
Really?

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>>7184438
She's the softest.

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>>7184445
>Letty titts

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>>7184455

Hmph! I'll show her up!

>> No.7184480

>>7184476
I had such a great image for replying to that. DAMN FEDS WHY DID YOU GOTTA RAID ME?

>> No.7184756

What time is it? ';With this,'; sion said and held out a retarded report button.

>> No.7184759

When did me first realize I was homusexual /jp?

>> No.7184879
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!!! ATTENTION PLEASE !!!

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPRINGS!

(Woo-woo)

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>>7184476

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7184993

Hey Southern Hemisphere, guess what WE'RE MOVING IN! Get used to it or go north!

>> No.7185000

>>7184879
OH FUCK ME SOMEONE ELSE HAS SEEN THIS EPISODE!

>> No.7185042

Spring's coming?

Back to hiding then.

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