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7172304 No.7172304 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, I'd like to place an order of Chicken kung pao, wonton noodle soup, some octupus sushi, and a cup of sweet tea. Oh, and I'd like some chopsticks, and an extra fortune cookie.

>> No.7172306

would you like fires with that? faggot

>> No.7172317

>>7172306
oh, no thank you, I'm trying to have a traditional Japanese Dinner with my inlaws that are coming over. You see, they're from Vietnam, the capital city of Japan!

>> No.7172334

I hope you like your fortune cookies filled with semen :3

>> No.7172333
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7172333

WET LIKE WONTON SOUP

>> No.7172344

>>7172304
hey OP

is this you?
>>7169182

>> No.7172349

Enjoy your radiation.

>> No.7172354

>>7172344
apparently not, since it says file not found, and I know quite well where I am

>> No.7172361

>>7172349
Oh, they left far before god smithed all the evil out of the land earlier this year, praise him so

>> No.7172366

>>7172354
so i came to the conclusion that it's really you OP

Ad hominems Check
Faggotry Check
Weeaboo Check
ButtMangled Check
Fart Commander Check
and finally

Can't use green oval Check

>> No.7172379

>>7172366
I have no idea what your talking about, actually, I've never posted before on this thread, or any referring to japan

>> No.7172382

>>7172366

>greenoval

>> No.7172392

>>7172366
oh, and this is OP

>green oval, what the shit do you mean green oval? this is green text, and all the rest of your shit is just jibberish

>> No.7172407

Fuck you guys are confusing. I dont CARE about green oval or whatever. Does it even matter if I was the creator of that fucking thread? Holy shit

NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING FOOD OR IM REALLY GOING TO LOSE IT

>> No.7172420

>>7172407
here's some food for ya

*grabs dick*

>> No.7172427

>>7172407
OH I SOW SOWEE SUW, HEAW YOU GO, TANK YOU BERRY MUSH, PLEES ENJOY MEEW, TANK YOU MISTAW

btw, iunno who that fag is, but he really needs to stop posting as me, this is OP, and hes pissin me off

>> No.7172428

>>7172420
really funny faggot

>> No.7172431

>>7172428
STFU AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY JAPANESE FOOD

>> No.7172435

>>7172428
ur butthurt tears r delicious
2 ez 2 own fagget

>> No.7172438

Mmm, Japanese penis tastes like fresh dolphin sashimi.

>> No.7172446

lulz ops butt is so inflemed he had to get the koreans to fix it

>> No.7172444

>>7172435
Real OP Here, and I'm only butt hurt that you won't let go of my Japanese Food, my inlaws are hungry as hell for some dog and spider monkey

>> No.7172440

>>7172435
I don't think so bro.

YOU are the fag. NOT me.

>> No.7172443

>>7172407
>>7172427
Stop pretending to be me.
What's wrong with you losers, jeez.

>> No.7172452

>>7172440
>YOU are the fag

just liek ur dad when i buttfuck him lolmao

>> No.7172453

>>7172443
CAN'T YOU SEE, HE'S WEARING ONE OF THOSE JAPANESE MOTION ROBOT MASKS OR SOMETHING, HE'S NOT THE REAL ME, I AM!!!

>> No.7172458

>>7172444
And also hurry up, cause they will be here in like 20 minutes lol xD

>> No.7172459

>>7172452
ASO, ANCIENT JAPANESE SECRET, VEWY NICE

>> No.7172461

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY REAL OP
ALL OF YOU ARE FAKES
ALSO I'M HUNGRY

>> No.7172472

>>7172461
Or are you?

>> No.7172488

Where can I get some 2D food?

3D food is so 3D pig disgusting

Captcha: lim onaedge

>> No.7172507
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>>7172488
http://www.bakingshop.com/cakes/ediblepaper.htm

Edible 8"x11", the best.

>> No.7172519

>>7172488
But if you're on a budget there's always Fruit Roll-Ups.

>> No.7172518
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7172518

OP here

why did you have to ruin my thread /jp/?

>> No.7172525

>>7172507
OM NOM NOM NOM

>> No.7172533

>>7172518
i pul my dik out of ur ass

>> No.7172534

>>7172488
2D HAVE NO FLAVA, HIEW, HAVE SOME BOK CHOI, GOOD FOW YOU, YOU EAT UP, BE BIG BOI, LIKE YO SUPA SAIYANZ

>> No.7172536
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7172536

>George's face when likes his chicken spicy.

>> No.7172539

>>7172533
first ya gotta lube it up, sweety, its kinda chaffin in there

>> No.7172545

Have fun with your anime food, faggot.
I'll be over there enjoying my REAL FOOD.

>> No.7172553

>>7172534
>>7172536
>>7172545

I love this thread.

>> No.7172566

the original OP here,
>>7172553

me too

>> No.7172571

>>7172566
stop FUCKING copying me

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>>7172571
Hey, It's me again, I saw this in the menu, when it's delivered does it come with the girl, or do you have to provide your own?

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