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Anonymous Fri Apr 1 19:56:34 2011 No.7171872 [Reply] [Original]

Ok, let's say hypothetically you (a dude) are magically turned into a cute girl.

What would you look for in a boyfriend?

(no saying "hurr i'd be a lesbian". You are exactly the same as you are now personality wise, but you now like dudes.)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 19:57:34 2011 No.7171877 A dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 19:57:34 2011 No.7171876 Turning into a cute girl isn't magically gonna make me like people or social situations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 19:57:34 2011 No.7171879 Yes. But it would be better if I turned into a cute little trap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 19:57:34 2011 No.7171878 trap

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 19:58:34 2011 No.7171881 One who's like the typical VN protagonist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 19:59:34 2011 No.7171890 I'd still be a shut-in, only I'd also be a cute girl. Dates and dudes would just get in the way of my animes and vidya.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:00:34 2011 No.7171894 Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:01:34 2011 No.7171897 File: 77 KB, 215x243, 1280436252651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1. He must be rich 2. He must have a fuckton of cash 3. Stable and awsome income 4. A massive dick. Something like this..

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:02:34 2011 No.7171905 I waited for this day all my life. I don' t think I could be in a couple with anything other than a trap or if I'd be a trap/girl myself. And now I have a boner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:02:34 2011 No.7171906 this >>7171469

Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:03:34 2011 No.7171910

I'd look for dudes even if I had the same mind I do now.

I like guys better than girls, the only thing that keeps me from going gay is the fact I think anal sex is the most disgusting thing ever. If I had a cute vajinnay I'd love to get some thick hard cock in it to make me orgasm all night long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:04:34 2011 No.7171918 >>7171910 its not , try it

>>	Deep Animu !EvaLOl..tQ Fri Apr 1 20:04:34 2011 No.7171917 >You are exactly the same as you are now personality wise So we'd be saying 3d pig disgusting in a higher voice. Thread over?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:04:34 2011 No.7171916 I'd still hate 3DPD

Sion Eltnam Atlasia !U4ZKgLjqPw Fri Apr 1 20:05:34 2011 No.7171922

How would turning into a girl make you the same personality wise but liking dudes?
That's retarded. If it's going to change your sexual orientation, it's going to have equally radical changes on your personality. And if you're going that far, it's no longer you, and you can't possibly predict what you'd look for in a guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:05:34 2011 No.7171923 a huge smelly dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:06:34 2011 No.7171926 File: 933 KB, 1276x1532, 686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He must be dense as fuck and able to transform into a chick. Anything else is a no go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:06:34 2011 No.7171927 >>7171918 Nope.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:07:34 2011 No.7171929 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926 >>7171926

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:07:34 2011 No.7171933 >>7171922 Of course you can. You'd be a girl, you'd look for money and status.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:08:34 2011 No.7171938 >>7171927 you will regret when you turn into a true oldfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:09:34 2011 No.7171944 I'd look for...Myself as a guy. Looks and personality. It would never happen though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:10:34 2011 No.7171947 >>7171910 you don't need to have anal sex to be gay bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:11:34 2011 No.7171954 >>7171947 Then how else are you going to have sex?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:13:34 2011 No.7171959 >>7171954 do you really need me to answer that god

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:15:34 2011 No.7171964 >>7171897 I aint sayin' she a gold digger, be she ain't messin with no broke niggas..

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:16:34 2011 No.7171970 >>7171897 This, he must be able to support my hikki lifestyle without complaining.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:21:34 2011 No.7171982 Should be able to beat me in a footrace. I reserve the right to kill potential husbands if they fail to do so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:26:34 2011 No.7171994 >>>/a/47680785

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:26:34 2011 No.7171995 >>7171944 This. I would never be able to find someone like myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:29:34 2011 No.7172001 >>7171872 Is that the new Saten?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:30:34 2011 No.7172010 >>7172001 No, because she's actually a canon slut unlike Saten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:32:34 2011 No.7172020 >>7171982 I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:38:34 2011 No.7172045 Saten-sama

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:50:34 2011 No.7172125 a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:02:34 2011 No.7172489 File: 1.69 MB, 4781x5000, 1301626519571.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:17:34 2011 No.7172574 File: 217 KB, 600x600, 356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7172489 He is so dreamy.. I want him inside me~

Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:20:34 2011 No.7172588

>>7171872
I thought of it sometimes really, and if it happens, I'd let myself get banged like there is no tomorrow and when they get tired of me I'll do the bestiality then finally when my body can't be satisfied by those I'll go full guro and dismantle myself in the city centre.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:21:34 2011 No.7172594 My taste in men would be the same as with women. I want a gentle, yandere older man to love me completely and give himself to me in every way imaginable. Is that so wrong? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:23:34 2011 No.7172601 >>7172588 Don't forget to recycle your body when you leave. Other people are forced into existing on this planet too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:25:34 2011 No.7172610 Look for a boyfriend? Nah, I'd stay indoors and masturbate all day, just like I normally do.

Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:26:34 2011 No.7172617

I'd look for the biggest dick in the world, the one that had enough courage to pull his penis out in public and cock slap me unconscious, it would be love at first cock slap. Then I would want him to be the biggest asshole through the rest of the relationship, beat me everyday, sleep with my siblings and my friends and treat me as dirt, and a cumdumster

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:26:34 2011 No.7172618 >>7172610 This is why anons and femanons will never meet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:28:34 2011 No.7172631 File: 16 KB, 250x332, 1297804711473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7171923 >>7172588 >>7172617 All of you have your cute little girl status revoked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:31:34 2011 No.7172642 File: 2.17 MB, 286x210, 46546.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7172617 I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:34:34 2011 No.7172664 >>7172618 But as a cute girl I could also be a gigantic annoying camwhore worse than Cracky and attract a thousand creeps desperate enough to track me down.

Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:36:34 2011 No.7172679
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All i want is a nice guy who wont cheat on me with my little sister or beat me.
Also he must like anime/VNs and games.

I would like him to have a job as i am not going to be his mother.
(I have a job and i live alone so i would expect the same from him..)
Personal health and hygiene is always important aswell hmm..

...I guess i want a normalfag with /jp/-hobbies.

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