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>/jp/

>> No.7170848,1 [INTERNAL] 

Is it just me or is /jp/ broken?

>> No.7170848,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,1
It's just you

>> No.7170848,3 [INTERNAL] 

It's broken to me too

>> No.7170848,4 [INTERNAL] 

Nice job crashing your own servers, moot.

Fucking retard.

>> No.7170848,5 [INTERNAL] 

Moot & co need to choke on some poison.

>> No.7170848,6 [INTERNAL] 

I am outta here.
Remember to bump the ghost side when a demonbane torrent is found.

>> No.7170848,7 [INTERNAL] 

Fuck this, I'm off to Nazimod/general and enjoy my 10 posts per day.
At least they still have decent posting quality and no moot to make everything even worse.

>> No.7170848,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,5
And bring them to Gensokyo?

>> No.7170848,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,4
I want to say one word to you, just one word: canvas.

>> No.7170848,10 [INTERNAL] 

Meido died because if this.

>> No.7170848,11 [INTERNAL] 

Does /jp/ really encircle innocent bystanders with bikes and give them atomic wedgies?

I thought posting get_out_of_jp.png was as far as the bullying went around here.

>> No.7170848,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,11
I hear some guy was killed at the last /jp/ meet up.

>> No.7170848,13 [INTERNAL] 

CURRENT STATUS:

* Front page > UP
* Boards > UP
* Post images > UP
* Static files > UP
* Posting > DOWN
* Rapidsearch > UP
* Discussion > UP

>> No.7170848,14 [INTERNAL] 

I am buttfrustrated.

>> No.7170848,15 [INTERNAL] 

The convenience store down the road started selling cow tails. I'm gone and I'm never coming back again /jp/. Or if I do, I'll have cow tails.

Maybe then this place will work.

>> No.7170848,16 [INTERNAL] 

Calm down guys, this downtime is just part of moot's April Fools prank.

>> No.7170848,17 [INTERNAL] 

Time to drink some tea, I guess

>> No.7170848,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,16
But I am calm.
I'm taking it easy, too.

>> No.7170848,19 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

>>7170848,18
Not on my watch

>> No.7170848,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,17
*sips tea, is 300 pounds*

>> No.7170848,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,19
Deleting this post was probably the most pointless thing I have ever seen.

>> No.7170848,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,21
I take it you've never seen /jp/ then.

>> No.7170848,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,22
Your the most pointless thing.

>> No.7170848,24 [INTERNAL] 

It's the thought that counts.

>> No.7170848,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,23
I f*cked you're Touhou.

>> No.7170848,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,17
Thanks for the reminder, almost forgot to have some myself.

>> No.7170848,27 [INTERNAL] 

Cow tails man, I'm tellin ya

http://www.oldtimecandy.com/cow-tales.htm

>> No.7170848,28 [INTERNAL] 

I think the whole April Fool's thing was that one of those stupid 4chan train threads derailed crashed, and this crash took out 4chan.

I was expecting something better, although it could also be that it wasn't well-thought-out and moot just wanted to go outside for once, and unplugged a cable, to go have sex with lots of men without the guilty conscience weighing down on him that he's not here cleaning up shitposts on /jp/.

>> No.7170880

Who the hell would be scared of little japanese girls?

>> No.7170880,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170848,28
moot created canv.as. You think this man has a conscience?

>> No.7170898

a defenceless fat nerd?

>> No.7170908

>>7170880
it would be like a swarm of ants
small, yes, but enough of them and they bring you down and bite you to death

>> No.7170910

This thread is missing like 20 posts.

>> No.7170921

>>7170880

It's probably pretty scary if you're a little Japanese girl yourself, or a small/weak effeminate male.

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>>7170880
Obviously, you've never seen a gaggle of them skeletonize a man.

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>/jp/

>> No.7171563

I really like this. I would like to see more

>> No.7171585

Two little girls could probably take me down on a bad day. But gosh, I just hope they wouldn't have their way with me afterwards, that would be terrible.

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>>7171552
Fuck, I was in a situation just like this in High School. I was ganged up on by three butch lesbians and they started to beat on me. They always bullied me in the bus and in classes, but they took it too far here. I was so conflicted whether I should attack them or just crouch and take the hits. They started getting too serious, and my inner animal beat them all to a bloody pulp. I got so much shit for the remaining two years because of that event, but at least no one ever attempted to start a fight with me again.

What the fuck was I supposed to do? I fucking hate people. I hated myself too after that for a while, they must have had some problems at home. Likely an abusive male figure so they decided to take that out on me. Now that I think about it in the comfort and safety of my own home, it is incredibly arousing crushing the hope of people like that. I bet they thought I was an easy target too.

It doesn't even mater anymore, trash like them are likely living horrible lives earning minimum wage at a gas station with an abusive fat lesbian lover.

Fucking blogposts

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>>7171596
It's okay anonymous, it's not your fault. Don't worry over it, you are a good person.

Sometimes we make choices we do not want to make, or are placed in bad situations. Even then, we have to make the best of it and move on.

>> No.7171627

>>7171596
lolfag

>> No.7171653

>>7171596
I honestly don't see a problem with a guy beating some girls up.

>> No.7171666

>>7171653
There usually isn't a problem since girls are usually physically weaker.

>> No.7171680

>>7171653
it was 3v1 and they were going for his nuts anyway
i approve of his response

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