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ALL ABOARD THE 4chan RAILROAD

MAKING ALL LOCAL STOPS (nsfw & sfw)<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B-DpRcxK_N8&autoplay=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="1" height="1"></embed>

>>>/lit/1672120

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Just stay out of /jp/.

>> No.7170740

get out of /jp/.png

>> No.7170742

Raidroads are fucking shit. Love from /tg/

>> No.7170745

For fuck sake...

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>> No.7170748

>Stop trying to report a sticky.

WHY

>> No.7170750

Can I still report this thread?

>> No.7170752

>Stop trying to report a sticky.

So don't sticky spam.

>> No.7170753
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Well shit, I'm out of here.

>> No.7170756

CHOO CHOO!

>> No.7170757

Then when it gets to /int/, /int/ will storm this place again. Time to sleep I guess.

>> No.7170758

>>7170753
I hope it's over by the time I wake up.

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Ha I knew th-th-the responses on th-th-this b-b-b-board would be the f-f-funniest.

Nice to stopping b-b-b-by butthurt dwe-dwe-dwellers.

~ Leonidas

~ Leonidas

>> No.7170760

I did NOT need this today.

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>> No.7170762

In before the dozens of interboard faggots think this board is about Japan or something.

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I've been training for this moment.

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this no /int/ wtf

>> No.7170765

/jp/ just got shitty

>> No.7170767

>otaku culture
Fuck this, I'm outta here.

>> No.7170770

THE JEWS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

>> No.7170771

>sticky

4chan, the only place where mods support shitposting.

>> No.7170772

Just flag this video as cp or something, so they will remove it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DpRcxK_N8
It plays in the background.

>> No.7170775

Lol @ everyone trying to report a sticky.
Cheers from /int/

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>>7170735
Fucking reported and fuck off.

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Me on the pic

>> No.7170780

Hell yeah, a new flood of newfags, just what we needed!
Thanks mods for making 4chan a better place.

>> No.7170781

Reported

>> No.7170782
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thread hidden.

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Motherfuckers this is now a Yukari thread

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woo woo

>> No.7170787

>>7170750

>saging a stickied thread

probably the shittiest board on 4chan. became completely irrelevant once it wasn't japan culture anymore

>> No.7170788

>>7170780
>implying anyone would stay here

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>> No.7170792

Hopefully the shitposters will be contained to this thread and don't spill all over /jp/.
But damn, make this a goddamn sticky ? Mods = fags.

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Oh boy! I've always wanted to see /jp/!!

Do you guys have parties here too?

Oh oh! Trains leaving, see you later!

>> No.7170794

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/co/ SAYS HI

>> No.7170798

OH BOY WEEKENDS HERE WE GO AGAIN
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>> No.7170800

>>7170787
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.7170801

>>7170788
There is always a handfull of wapanese faggots staying here after raids like this, bringing down this board's quality even more.

>> No.7170802

>>7170765
>just

Oh u

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Nazrin thread?

>> No.7170804

Delete this fucking thread now.
No, I'm not enjoying. No, I'm not mad, I just had something awesome happen to me a bit ago.

>> No.7170806

>implying there's any japanese culture left

>> No.7170807

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like

Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like

Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was

full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name,

Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would

go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even

harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out

and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he

grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who

knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda.

The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me

the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

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>Stop trying to report a sticky.
Why?

>> No.7170809

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

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You guys like this stuff, right?

>> No.7170813

does this train stop at Gensokyo?
I really need to get there

>> No.7170814

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

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Fucking moot.

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>>7170735
No Faggot Mod, you take this shit down right now.
We'll put the Coreans and Niggers on the train out of here though

>> No.7170818

HAY /JP/ I THINK I'LL GET OFF THE TRAIN NOA

CAN WE TALK ABOUT ANIMU HERE? I LOVE SASKAY, HES SO KAWAY!

>> No.7170819

This is NOT copypasta. I repeat NOT copypasta.

I know coming to /jp/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 318 and my shikigami is 31. I just finished shopping and my shikigami is home from prowling. I guess this year her hunting started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by my master for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my shikigami blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my servant and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my shikigami has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Chen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Ran, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my servant is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my shikigami. I've even gone as far as to shlick to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be master and servant. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and our master won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just fucked my shikigami. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my servant. My question, /jp/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their servants?

Pic very related; that's Chen.

>> No.7170820

You should practice Aikido
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

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>> No.7170822

>>>/trv/

>> No.7170823

I feel sorry for /jp/.
They just want to be left alone you fucking jevvish zionist mods.

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>> No.7170826

This is now a train molestation thread.

>> No.7170827

Dear /jp/


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


-/a/

>> No.7170828

Hey, listen to me for a moment, a'ight? I don't care if it's not related to this thread. Just listen!
Yesterday, I went over to Yoshinoya for a simple meal. Yes, THAT beef bowl house, Yoshinoya.
But the whole restaurant was so crowded, I couldn't even find a seat for hours!
Then I saw a poster that said "Special offer! 150 yen discount".
I thought to myself... geez, that's so fucking amazing. You guys don't even normally visit Yoshinoya.
All you bastards came here just for that stupid-assed 150 yen discount.
Just for that 150 yen. ONE FREAKIN' FIFTY YEN!!
Then I saw some parents & children. A family of four eating out at Yoshinoya. Damn, so much for that bitch's home-cooked

family feast.
Then one of the little brats said "Daddy's gonna order a large beef bowl".
I couldn't believe it! Uuuuuggh, are you out of your fucking mind!?
Shiiit, i'll pay you 150 yen just to move your stanky fat-ass out of a seat.
Dude, you just don't go to Yoshinoya for that lala-oh-i'm-so-happy dinner bullshit.
It's where you pick a fist-fight with the fucking guy sitting across 'yah in that U-shaped table.
Kill or be killed. Heh... now that's the kinda shit I like.
Ladies, kids, stand back... 'cuz everything's gonna get FUCKED UP NOW.
After waiting for ages, I finally found an empty seat. But then, the guy next to me ordered by saying "A large beef bowl

with a LOTTA' gravy".
Dude, that just pissed me off even more. Shit, you just don't say "lotta' gravy" nowadays, ya' freaking bastard.

>> No.7170829

At least utau in nihongo you fucking aho.

>> No.7170830

thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now
wow op i fap so hard my dick bigger 2 inches great vid
omg i coming cats and dogs thnx for pic!!
omg op i come so hard that I shot a whole in my wall. now my mom is angry and said i had a hug cock!
i came so hard im now a woman thx op
The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.
I just shat my pants in class now i cant move or it will all squelch out and the girl near me is starting to notice the smell thanks op!
i know own a small fast food chain in rhode island thx op
thx op for share her exclusive move make sister grew dick to fuck my ass with
op i slipped on my own penis im calling the police fuck you op
WOW BITCH NOZE HOW TO SUKK GUD I CUM SO HARD MY BUCKET BROKE
super hot chick thanks op I came a whole mom
oh god all i have left to cum is bone marrow aaaah god no stop it hurts m bone marrow thx op 10/10
holy penis i shat pics of spiderman
epic win OP I cam shit and shat cum
I'm watching this now with my family and my granpa is winning the cumbucket challenge thx op 10/10
I came so hard my cum created a sonic boom and now I can't hear shit thx op 10/10
your under arrest op for make this such fantastic porno movievideo, I birthed several sperm childs
thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11
thx op i cut dick off and threw my dick like cum grenade 10/10
op made me cum like a small turtle call me franklin
awesome porno op I came in a poor man's suit pocket.
I RIPPED MY ARM OFF AND CAME TO STOP THE BLEEDING THX OP
omfg my dick got so hard i could fuck my own asshole!

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Are they gone yet, /jp/?

>> No.7170833

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

>> No.7170834

Today I didn't really feel like cooking so I figured why not go and eat out. I'm not really swimming in cache right now but it was about time I treated myself to something.
Irregardless of my fisical situation I went to an old diner down the street. You know, one of those kinds that are like a diamond dozen, expecially where I live.
So I went inside and there's this volumptuous woman at the counter, wearing totally over the top jewlery. Maybe I should of went somewhere else but I could really care less, my stomack was killing me.
Anyway so I ordered some mashed eggs without yoke and some mannaise, but that's not really revelant so don't interpretate too much into it.
Suddenly I hear a scream. Some guy is ostensively choking on his food or drownding on his drink or whatever. So at first I'm like man, it's a doggy dog world out there, just mind your own bidness.
But then I reconsivered and went over to the guy and pulled a Heineken Remover on his ass (pic related). I saved his live for all intensive purposes.

Anyway I guess what I wanna tell you is you shouldn't take live for granite.

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choo choo motherfuckers

>> No.7170837

When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to use a diaper. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

>> No.7170839

Well I was spending xmas all alone, feeling very depressed, not even a single phone call from my family. I looked through the window and basically all the lights were out in the other apartments. My neighbours were all speindg xmas somewhere else, having a good time. Then I decided to go for a walk. It was late night. The streets were mostly empty. As I walked by an alley I saw the image of Santa. Well it was a middle aged man dressed as Santa. And he was very drunk, I could tell because of the stumbling steps. He turned to one of the walls, and pulled his dick out to piss. I knew this was my opportunity. I walked to him, and got on my knees just before he started. In a few seconds I was able to feel that hot piss dripping, flowing... He was holding it for ages because when he finished I was soaking wet. When it was over, I kissed the tip of his PENIS, stood up and hugged him. He said: Merry Christmas, sonny...

>> No.7170842

/fit/ fag reporting in, CHOO CHOO, next stop /lit/, later faggots

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Hola weaboos, regards from elegan/tg/entlemen who want to purge you for your heretic ways against the God Emperor.

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Goddamnit Yukari you had your fun but now delete this thread

>> No.7170850

So far /ck/ and /jp/ have had the most bitchy responses, you guys suck.

>> No.7170851

For nerds? Well excuse me... Some people grew up with it and is part of there culture aka asians. Also its a good thing to do when ur bored. + your list of anime is prob less thn 0.001% of whats actually on the market. Not all anime are or children and nerds there are large varietys targeted at different groups.

Also teen titans is not really anime tho drawn in a very similar/same style as anime. There are certain rules it does not follow making it a cross breed

And yes i am awfully offended at your steriotyping.

Thankyou. P.s. and no animes not just about hentai... Add more variety to your gallery...

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>people bitching about DA TRAIN

Awwww, relax guys. We got manga and pocky and whatever the fuck you guys are into.

Embrace the choo choo.

>> No.7170856

CHOO CHOO YOU FUCKING WEEABOO

>> No.7170859

>>7170757
>when it gets to /int/
This train is inbound FROM /int/

>> No.7170860

Hi /jp/,

When I see /b/tards posting every day about how much they hate being single and how girls have fucked them over, I feel truly bad. Everyone goes through times where they feel lonely, but that doesn't make it easy, and it's a feeling nobody deserves.

You may think that you will be single forever, or that you are marred by some flaw that will keep any decent girl from wanting you, be it acne, your physique, or your ability to interact comfortably with girls. However, I promise that this is not the case.

There is something about you that makes you irreplaceable to the right girl. The right girl might not be a 10/10, but she is the right girl for you, and as such, you will think she's beautiful. All of you are attractive in some way, even the niggers. Maybe you are funny, or you are smart, or you are dependable, or you are just good at listening. The girl who is worth your heart will see these things in you and you will be in love and happy.

I'm ashamed for how my sex treats you sometimes. Like a lot of guys, a lot of girls look for the wrong things in a partner. It seems like everywhere you look, people just want somebody who is "hot" and "charismatic." You've wanted a lot of girls who haven't given you the time of day. However, you are better off for having these girls pass you by, because they are vapid, shallow, stupid bitches.

Someday you will find somebody who loves you deeply and completely. When this happens, I hope you realize that all of the time spent striking out was worth it, because it led you to something wonderful.

I love all of you and wish that you could love yourselves. Things will fall into place in each and every one of your lives. Just hold tight until then.

>> No.7170861

As if /jp/ wasn't shitty enough.

>> No.7170862
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post stormfront shit so they delete the thread.

>> No.7170865

"Art thou my master?"
"Dayummm girl, ain't seen many like you round Compton. That's some nice hair and shit, that a weave?"
"Zounds, thou art a Nubian! How came you from the dark continent?"
"Say what? Look atchoo, talkin' all like Shakeanbake and shit. That's coo', that's coo'. I hear that."
"This land be twixt foul and fair, who buildeth towers to peak through the blanket of clouds, yet the streets below Nubians unyolk'd runneth over."
"Aiiight, aiiight, I can tell you ain't from round here. You want me to show you round or somfin'? Me an my boys –"
"I'll away to find my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afore it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"
"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armor offa you, shorty."
"I bid you stay thine huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ..."
"Forsooth ..."
"Aww yeahhh ..."
"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"
"Damn, you tight as hay-ell, bitch! This some tight-ass pussy!"
"OUT, DAMNED COCK; OUT, I SAY!"
"Uh! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh!"
"O, thine lance be long ..."
"Uh! Uh! Uh!
"O Nubian! Nubian!"
"YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? GRAGGHHHH"
"PUMP ME FULL O' THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS"
"DAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

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>Stop trying to report a sticky.

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>>7170855
No you don't understand

>> No.7170870

IT's sad that THIS is the worst board on 4chan, just because the depressing posters here actually believe they're better than everything else and throw huge bitch fits when others post. It's like /jp/ is 4chan's own little slice of Gaia/Deviantart

>> No.7170871

WOO WOO CHOO CHOO

..it can be a Bullet CHOO CHOO if you want /jp/....

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>> No.7170875

I love you, /jp/. Even if you're the most hateful board on 4chan, you'll always be my favorite.

>> No.7170876

   >┴<   ⊂⊃
 -( ゚∀゚.)-            ⊂⊃
   >┬<
            /⌒ヽ
           /(●)(●)   excuse me may i pass through here
           | トェェェイ/
           | /`ニニ´
           // | |
          U  .U
;;⌒::.;;.⌒⌒/   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  ̄/::. :; ;⌒⌒:.:⌒:;⌒;;⌒
..  ,::.;  /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; .:   ,,。,.(◯)   ::
  : :::., /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /,,;  (◯)  ::: ヽ|〃  ;;:
.  ,:.; /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; :ヽ|〃  ,,。,    ::;;,

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>> No.7170877

It's as if the mods intentionally promote shitposting with crap like this.

Oh well, more work for them.

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Superior song up in this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGAoIVwSOoo

>> No.7170878,1 [INTERNAL] 

HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!!
GHOSTING IN A STICKY!!!

>> No.7170878,2 [INTERNAL] 

You broke it, you homo mod.

>> No.7170878,3 [INTERNAL] 

Why is invisibro such a shitty mod?

>> No.7170878,4 [INTERNAL] 

The mods are against /jp/.
moot is against /jp/
4chan is against /jp/

But, at least, the Universe is listening~

>> No.7170878,5 [INTERNAL] 

What a trainwreck.

>> No.7170878,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170878,4
Aren't you going a bit too far?
They are doing this to every board,but eventually people will troll /jp/ the most cos we keep telling them to fuck off

>> No.7170878,7 [INTERNAL] 

Faggot mod status:
[ ]told
[ ]TOLD
[x]TOLDen Core
[x]TOLD'Gurub
[x]TOLDwing Lair
[x]TOLD'Qiraj
[x]TOLDramas

>> No.7170878,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170878,6
They would do it anyway. You should know by now. Get it through your head: they don't like us. If they don't shitpost up to eleven, they'll bring their weeaboo friends and stay here. Either way, we get to have no fun.

>> No.7170878,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170878,8
Once they realize how hostile they are they will most likely leave again though.
It's not like /jp/ isn't constantly trolled anyways.
But only those who truly understand /jp/ will stay here and defend it.
But yeah telling people to fuck off in a train thread was very stupid.

>> No.7170878,10 [INTERNAL] 

STICKY THIS SHIT EKSOPLES

>> No.7170878,11 [INTERNAL] 

MEIDO DIED BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT.

>> No.7170878,12 [INTERNAL] 

AND everything's broken.

>> No.7170878,13 [INTERNAL] 

While 4chan unfucks itself. Go "read" the sequel to THE SUN AND THE MOON.

http://www.mediafire.com/?7vn2t41nlb9quce

>> No.7170878,14 [INTERNAL] 

Is this H?

>> No.7170878,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170878,14
Yes it's yuri just like the last one.

>> No.7170878,16 [INTERNAL] 

Is Moot preparing something for this day?

Maybe they are going to give us a "surprise"

>> No.7170878,17 [INTERNAL] 

This reminds me of the time Moot added Facebook connect to 4chan. He's probably using the same code for Canv.as right now.

>> No.7170878,18 [INTERNAL] 

Today is going to be a bad day.

>> No.7170878,19 [INTERNAL] 

Nah it's a nice day.
I actually like that song

>> No.7170878,20 [INTERNAL] 

>maximum asspain in every troll thread
>bawwww why trolls post here

>> No.7170878,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170878,18
Nah, could be worse. Far worse.

>> No.7170878,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170878,21
You are right. Thanks for reminding me.

>> No.7170878,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170878,22
At least I don't have to put up with reporting all your shitposts today.

>> No.7170878,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170878,23
And I don't have to report yours either. But let's not start the weekly 'quality control ghost-metathread'. Contain yourself.

>> No.7170878,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170878,18
It's not going to be a bad day today because /jp/ is not going to come up until tomorrow (hopefully 4chan stays dead).

>> No.7170879,1 [INTERNAL] 

You guys seriously manually spam threads? Why is /jp/ so fucking pathetic. Just take it easy and hide the thread if you don't like it.

>> No.7170879,2 [INTERNAL] 

http://news.deviantart.com/article/147425/

I hate April Fools.

>> No.7170879,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170879,2
( ´_ゝ`)

>> No.7170879,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170879,1
how else would we attract more shitty trolls

>> No.7170879,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170879,2
what the fuck

>> No.7170879,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170879,2
No, this is good. The more a meme gets overused out of 4chan, the less popular it will become here.

>> No.7170879,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>7170879,2
Why were you browsing Deviantart anyway, HMMM?

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