/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I had sex with a girl.

Can I keep coming here?

[Anonymous No.]

Not if you make shitty threads like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

Only if you truly regret it

[Anonymous No.]

If you wanna boast about it, no. But you can stay and live with the shame of having been deflowered.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170562
"Thumbs Up"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170562
marisa_dubs.png

[Anonymous No.]

No, you can't.
>>>/u/ is your new home.

[Anonymous No.]

wow theres about 5 people on /jp/ that i know 2 of and none of them are virgins. so that means theres only 1 virgin left on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

No, but if you had sex with a man it would of been okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170669
Comprende English?

[Anonymous No.]

Of course you can. That "LOL /jp/ SO LONLY XD, NO GURLFRUND SO RANDUM XDDDD" thing is just old meme, i'd say that at least 90% of people from /jp/ have gotten laid nowdays. Most of those guys who say that they are over 20 and haven't gotten laid are mostly just joking or trolling. You can keep those who say otherways as trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170692
april fools!

[Anonymous No.]

Horo is not a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170692
This post scares me a little. What if I one day came to /jp/ and found out it was all a joke, that no one here were ever as pathetic as me and you were all just making fun of me all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170692
Am I the only one then? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170709
Don't worry, Anonymous, I'll always be your fellow loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170709
You have nothing to worry about as long as I'm here

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170709
Guess what Anonymous, I hate to be the one to finally break this too you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170541
Nope. You'll need a V-card.

[Anonymous No.]

Only if you share her with the rest of class.

[Anonymous No.]

I once had sex when i was 17 because some attention whoring drunk 3dpig wanted some dick. My dick actually went soft inside of her. Vagina feels so weird, I would say it feels like warm wet mucus and its kinda bumpy and smells horrible.

I regret it still and it has been almost 5 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170727
gag

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170727
wow are you me? same here bro, but it was only a year ago. still better than nothing thought. right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170744
thats what we can tell ourselves. I wish that it never happened, because it insults Mai Waifu and my dignity.

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously? you guys /prefer/ being virgins?

I'm a virgin myself, but I'd still like to get laid one day. And get some girl to cosplay as my waifu's then fuck the living shit out of them as they scream my name with a Japanese accent.

I seemed to have dribbled on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170937
Fuck off. then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170959
It was but a question. If you feel no need to answer it, kindly have tea with a picture of a 2D girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170937

I don't see the big deal about not being one. I'm honestly not going to try, other people can go ahead and do that sort of thing if they want but I'd prefer to be left alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170973
So basically, you're all content with your life of watching anime and playing visual novels and feel no need to have sexual intercourse at any point in life?

I find it fascinating that there are people like you out there, and believe me, that is not meant to be a damaging remark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171012
You sound pretty condescending and arrogant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170937
I have give up on 3D long ago, the only 3D girl I still feel like I would fuck is my sister since I have a huge incest fetish, but that's all.
I would also fuck a little girl if I had the chance I guess, and maybe a cute /jp/ anon trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171020
I get that a lot. It's really not my intention though, I just talk awkwardly and have a hard time getting my point across.

What I mean is, almost everybody on this planet has an (almost genetic-seeming) fixation for sexual intercourse and I had no idea there were actually people around who aren't even interested, and are content with a life of sexual deprivation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171032
Give Moogy 5 bucks and he'll let you ass fuck him

[Anonymous No.]

I've had sex, but I still come here too.

If you don't say anything they'll never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171012

I just don't feel any need to have sex. I still have those desires occasionally, but I just masturbate once every few days and I'm fine. I'm not necessarily content with my life, but when it comes to pleasure I prefer friendly competition and wandering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170937
I don't prefer being a virgin. I just don't mind being one or not. I'm not going to deliberately socialise so I can lose my virginity. I wouldn't mind being one for the rest of my life.

Not being a virgin, to me, is like having tried alcohol. It's not particularly special and I think it's overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171048
Not that guy but you obviously haven't had a lot of alcohol then, its basically the hardest drug out there thats legal
I wouldnt want you to become a severe alcoholic like me, but give it another shot, feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171061
I have tried a number of alcohols before and enough to be tipsy and not completely aware of what I was doing. I guess you would call that drunk. I've also thrown up from drinking alcohol.

I don't see what the fuss of drunkenness is about. I can maybe understand the taste which I also don't enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171082
I remember throwing up sometimes when I started back when I was 15 (legal drinking age here is 16, not the absurdly high 21).
Beer is an acquired taste, I've never grown used to hard liquor. Still, nothing quite beats that socially awesome feel I get when I've been drinking. I made a lot of good friends and other social acquaintances thanks to alcohol.

Ofcourse, I've also been running around town trying to find alcohol on a sunday, but for every up there shall be a down.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Blog Culture

[Anonymous No.]

No, keep coming inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't drink shitty beer.

Try wheat/white beers. They have a very nice fruity taste. If you are drinking a beer and the only thing you can taste is the taste of alcohol, its shit.

Hoegaarden/Erdinger white should be common enough for you to find.

[Anonymous No.]

I sucked off 2 little kids that I was babysitting.
Can I keep coming here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171035
Some people are just less in touch with their biological imperatives than others.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>7170692
21 year old virgin here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171128
You didn't go all the way ? Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170937
I'm not a virgin, and I truly regret it for many reasons. I wish I was a virgin again. I'm serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171035
>I had no idea there were actually people around who aren't even interested, and are content with a life of sexual deprivation.

Holy shit get out

[Anonymous No.]

So this is what /jp/ is now. Time to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171098
Are you really claiming that you can't meet friends without alcohol and therefor that's an "up" of it?

>on /jp/
Oh, sorry, I forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

The thought of having sex with a 3D makes me physically ill. I thought the rest of /jp/ was more or less the same, but I guess the /b/v/a/ cancer consumed this place faster than I thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170937
Why do people feel accomplished losing their virginity to some random slut? Losing it to anyone but my perfect waifu would be disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171152
They're called "normalfags". You can thank moot and his wacky randum raids for bringing them here, thus killing the only good thing this sit had left

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me when having sex with little girls is legal, then I'll lose my virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

You have to try it at least once to be certain.
Otherwise you can't know if you're just the fox hating on the grapes.

With that said, 3D sex is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171157
If you consider "little" to be 15-13 then it already is legal in a lot of civilized countries. America and Jesus will set em straight though, and eventually age of consent will be 25

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171163
That's like saying I need to eat shit before I know I'll hate it. It looks gross, smells gross, and is completely disgusting. I don't need to taste it to know I don't want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171168
I was more thinking about 9-11, puberty is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, cross-posters from the raidtrain are rationalizing their continued shitposting here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171168
one was 11, and the other 10.
I just sucked them off because I was bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>call as many friends as you can and ask them to bring friends along to your place or to bar
>Drink as much as you can
??????????
>Wake up beside good looking girl
Thats quite normal friday for me. whats so hard about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171150
I don't think people having a sex-drive is "cancer".
I also don't think it effects the board too much to have people that would have sex with real life humans, as well liking japan.

And /a/ is pretty much the same level of thinking 3d women are disgusting pigs to /jp/ at this point, well it's a least 50%, anyway.
And who the fuck from /v/ would come here? The JRPG guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171174
Then wait until virtual reality is perfected. Then again by that point fapping to or fucking fictional lolis will be a severe crime, and the internet will be so screwed by various regulations you will never be able to get the program for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171173
You would indeed have to if you want to have an edge in a discussion with shit eaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171176
I'm pretty much fed up with 4chan and moot's shit by this point, and every day I hope I see an announcement that it will be shut down to make room for canvas. I have no idea why I still come here

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171187
So, required meal for discussing with /jp/?

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>7171149
I don't drink alcohol or coffee, I don't smoke or do drugs.

I have a perfectly fun time out with people I know. I try to avoid going to parties but sometimes it's unavoidable so I go. It's fun until everyone gets drunk and starts acting all well drunk. I meet new people all the time and sometimes I stay in touch with them sometimes I don't.

I guess people drink to relax and have "fun". I get most of my fun with online stuff like anime, manga, games and tv series etc...

I know a lot of people and I have a few true friends I've known for like 16 years, but maybe it's culture people here in my part are really open, you can make friends easy and everyone will mostly be friendly with you. At least most of the people I know would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171190
The worst part is they only care about us when they want to be RANDUM XDDD

Asking them to moderate this place is too much but man, if you want wacky sticky threads or background music then they will be all over that shit

[Anonymous No.]

i had a GF and we do sex almost every-day.. But i still come here. you don't need to be a virgin and a single to play visual novels, touhou, and such

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171198
Yeah.
We're on 4chan.
That's always been true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171143
>holy shit you're different

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171198
remember when moot literally got angry when people were reporting too much? "STOP RUINING MY EPIC WIN /b/ THREAD GUIZE!!!!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171216
Also he told our janitor to stop cleaning up raids. Hopefully he'll sell this place to j-list or something, because there's no way they could be worse

[Anonymous No.]

I don't give a shit about people being virgin or not, as long as they don't brag about it and behave.
Who cares how many bitches you fucked and how superior your lifestyle are, post more touhou instead of bragging about shit nobody cares about.

[Anonymous No.]

We wouldn't have this fucking discussion every time if you faggots would just go threw with moving to /bun/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171235
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171228
That won't quite work, at this point there seems to be more anti-japan sentiment than pro-japan sentiment on the boards as a whole.

It's gonna get sold to facebook or something, and we all fucking know it.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
link related

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171235
Reported for advertising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171247
Facebook is already getting an imageboard. It's called "Canv.as"

[KING OF /jp/ No.]

few years ago I used to masturbate thinking about my mom.

I was always afraid to tell her that i spend dreaming to lick her ass and to smell her farts

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171258
I laugh whenever I think of it. It's going to tank so fucking hard

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who thinks that moot is actually going to sell 4chan or that Canv.as is going to take off is a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171269
Oh god, why ?
What the fuck was moot thinking ? What the hell is the point of this ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171277
I was just joking, I know moot would never sell 4chan, well at least not until he gets older, like late 20s, then all bets are off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171228
>Hopefully he'll sell this place to j-list or something, because there's no way they could be worse

Yes, it would be worse. Peter Payne has been suing people since the early 1990's and is still at it. This is not C&D but lawsuit filed with your court appearance and large penalties. It's profitable for him since you also pay court fees for both parties (dmca) since you are the losing party. You would not want the RIAA in charge of 4chan would you? Especially an RIAA that promoted piracy for anyone that was not a member of the RIAA which Peter Payne would. He considers business to be like a war, so piracy of his competitors' products helps him keep a near monopoly of sales outside of Japan. It's been so profitable that he even buys up various Japanese companies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171269
>Looking at emotion/category things in upper left
>Sees cookie is an option
>It is the most used option

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is not, and was never, receptive to /a/-level "WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HOLD A WOMAN IN YOUR ARMS SO RONERY ;_;" threads. We are not closet normalfags that secretly long to be accepted by sluts, fratfaggots and pseudo-intellectual college scum. We are NEETs that have chosen our path of parasitism of our own accord and have no need for 3d people beyond how much we can use and steal from them. If you don't understand this, then you don't belong here and need to go back to /a/, /b/, /v/, /soc/ or whatever terrible board spawned you.

[Anonymous No.]

It's ok if
- She was dressed up as Reimu
- You were dressed up as Marisa
- You did it in the armpit
- You announced "Love Sign: Final Master Spark!!!" upon ejaculating

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171373
I love how you people are so different. And I love how you all hate me for saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171373
>pseudo-intellectual

I really wish people would find new buzzwords to beat to beat to death.

Dropping the so edgy "other people only exist to be taken advantage of" persona would be swell, too; that's really just embarrassing to read. I'm sure your mom loves you and that's a very inconsiderate way to think of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171435
isn't there a football game on or something? I have to deal with you needy fucks all day. your egos are transparent and so fragile.
wallow in your normalcy like the shit it is. enjoy listening to conversations that are predictable and at the level of a 8th grader's emotional comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171465
MY MOMS DEAD!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

What people holding software patents do is wait until canv.as gets either big or successful, so that you will have done all the work in making it big. Then they swoop down brandishing the software patent(s) and claim all the profit you made as well as the relevant intellectual property derived from it.

I hope mootykins has made sure there are no patents in force. Sometimes, this is why you don't see certain "obvious" things online because the patent holders will not license it.

The software/hardware patents are a number of reasons why companies like Microsoft, Apple, Intel, and others sometimes are forced to buy or merge a public company in a friendly or hostile takeover. It's do that, or the product has a roadblock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171470
I still love you for your "uniqueness", anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171373
>being a useless waste of fat is so cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171373
>we are not closet normalfags
That's all you needed to say.
You didn't need to bring your shitty pseudo-intellectual parasite ethical theory into the conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171373
>psuedo-intellectual
>beyond how much we can use and steal from them

You would do best not to sound like some try-hard goth brat fresh out of high school. You make the rest of us look bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171514
>>7171373
ITT: pseudo-intellectual words.
Am I doing it right now?

Jesus fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

While /jp/ likes to claim they have no interest in having sex you must remember that masturbation simply tricks your body into thinking you have sex.

I'd like to have sex someday, if I happen to find a girl I really like. But I'm not going to act differently or pathetically change myself just to get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171570
Finally someone actually speaks the truth.
There's no shame in screwing some titties as long as you're not being a pretentious faggot to impress them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171586
But the truth is that I can't find myself attracted to 3D anymore no matter what I do.
Not like I'm complaining.
I'm not suiteable for a relationship anyways and I hate strangers so fucking a random slut is a no-no

[Anonymous No.]

You have to do all kind of tiring things in order to lose your virginity, too much effort for too little reward.
My only goal in life is to take it easy, anything else is optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7170709
This is exactly how I've felt about the entire site since 2008.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171655
Don't worry anon, me and all our fellow losers are still around and will stay as long as this site is up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7171655
There have always been some people faking things on 4chan just to bait you and laugh at you. And then on the other hand many other people are probably being serious. Does it matter? Just post anyway.