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>Have a wallscroll of Marissa in my room.
>A few days ago my mom asked me who that was, I told her her name and told her she was from a video game.
>My mom thinks I'm a fucking loser (I'm not, I'm a fairly good student and still have some friends and once in a while go to parties and such, but my mom thinks I'm a loser because I never brought a girl home)
>Yesterday I found a gift over my bed... signed by 'Marissa'.
>I can't describe how fucking ashamed and how fucking much of a huger loser I felt.
>One day later.. I hate my mother, I didn't leave the room and have my ego by the fucking floor.

>> No.7168726

cry more you pussy

>> No.7168729
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>Have a wallscroll of Marissa in my room.

>> No.7168730

Take the joke kid.

Seriously. Anime or Touhou or whatever this is, it's a really gay and childish hobby.

But even the best of men have some embarrassingly faggy hobbies. This is yours. You will continue to get shit for it.

Man up, laugh it off, and move on with your life.

>> No.7168738

I would be pissed too if my mom didn't tell me she knew the way to Gensokyo this whole time.

>> No.7168741

>Marissa
>ass i ram
I like your style, kid.

>> No.7168748

>browse /jp/
>see greentext thread
>OP pic is not Kurisu
>story not about Pirates of the Caribbean
>too lazy to copypaste my Steins;Gate greentext story
>report thread instead
>but it does nothing
>but it's april fools
>but then I was a microwave

>> No.7168749

reported for underage

>> No.7168760
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>wallscroll

>> No.7168766
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touhou subterranean animism X marvel civl war

>> No.7168783

copypasta

And even if it wasn't, it's such a blatant troll that I can't believe some of you fell for it.

>> No.7168788

>>7168783
I agree. The picture has Raymoo in it too.

>> No.7168789

>tell mom what I want for xmas last year
>figure of koromo from saki, and blossom from heartcatch precure
>she says we can't afford them because we are poor (I'm living at school, money is tight)
>I go home for the holidays
>they are displayed along with that fancy 1/8 hatsune miku, all set up around my computer, which was cleaned and dusted
>a handmade sign that said welcome home placed on my keyboard

>> No.7168795

>>7168730
Tripfag is a fucking idiot, news at 11.

But seriously bro, I think it's "portal" time.

>> No.7168799

You are literally gay.

>> No.7168806

>>7168789

>Casually mention I want that same Koromo figure to my mother.
>She says nothing.
>Days later she tells me to move to the Philippines if I want to fuck children.
>Still says this at every opportunity.

Fuck you too mom.

>> No.7168808

>>7168721
That is pretty bad OP. I wouldn't know if I should feel embaressed or pissed at that. I wouldn't even know how to respond, I would just sit there for a long minute staring at it with a blank, slightly disturbed expression on face.

>> No.7168811

>You are literally gay.

Holy shit. How many more are going to fall for this?

Attention retards: This same story was posted on /v/ an hour ago, except there it was a poster of Liara (from Mass Effect).

Do not respond sincerely.

I repeat:

Do not respond sincerely.

>> No.7168820

>Days later she tells me to move to the Philippines if I want to fuck children.

Sure, buddy. Sure.

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>>7168806
cute != sexy

>> No.7168817

>>7168795
Don't reply to shitty tripfaggots from /a/ please.

>> No.7168825

All this greentext... what are you people quoting from?

>> No.7168832

>>7168811
Well sorry anon! It's not like I go to that shitty board ever. Don't kill me over it.

>> No.7168839

>>7168825
Me.

>> No.7168846
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My mom helped me set up my Melia Rage plexiglass art on my Hori RAP 3, and Noel art on my Madcatz TE. Each time afterwards, we both played for a long while. She had more fun playing easy modo on blazblue though.

She did nag me a lot while I was in high school about how I always played video games, but since I've won quite a bit of money in tourneys these past few years I guess she got over it.

>> No.7168853

Bitches and whores, man.

>> No.7168883

Funny thing is, except for the first line the entire thing is written in plain sentences, but it's still greentexted because /v/ doesn't know how to communicate.

>> No.7168890

Nice wallscroll, OP. You printed it yourself, right?

>> No.7168893

>>7168883
This is literally a greentext story.

VC: spots ateshat

>> No.7168908

>>7168741
autism at work

>> No.7168912

>>7168721

>wallscroll

Found your problem.

1. Move the fuck out you man-child.
2. Buy some goddamn canvas prints.

>> No.7168917

>>7168721

Who the fuck are you quoting?

>> No.7168924

>>7168917
hes quoting the orignal post which he copy pasta'd

>> No.7168935 [DELETED] 

>>7168806

That's fucking terrible, dude. Sorry.

>> No.7168937

>>7168924

Still seems like an awful misuse of quotes... it stinks of other boards. Stinks.

>> No.7168941

>>7168917
Me, you fucking retards. The OP is quoting me! God damn I told you guys at least once in this thread that everyone so far has been quoting me, but noooooo just keep asking who they are quoting. OP probably doesn't know he is quoting me, in fact most of these people don't think they are quoting me. BUT. THEY. ARE. Everything they think happened to them actually happened to me. They think that they finally beat SA on Lunatic. Nope. Me. Finally got laid by that trap they have been trying to get with for months? Nope. I fucked it, you were just on the sidelines watching.

tl;dr this is a bad thread that should have been left on /a/ or /v/ and by shitting up this thread with a shit post hopefully it will die forever. No seriously.

>> No.7168949

>>7168941
You are very naive. The only surefire way to kill a thread is spamming the shit out of it. It's a fucking guaranteed method.

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