/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>I sit and wait
>Does a Touhou contemplate my fate
>And do they know
>The places where we go
>When we´re gray and old
>´cos I´ve been told
>That salvation lets their wings unfold
>So when I’m lying in my bed
>Thoughts running through my head
>And I feel that love is dead
>I’m loving Touhous instead

>And through it all she offers me protection
>A lot of love and affection
>Whether I’m right or wrong
>And down the waterfall
>Wherever it may take me
>I know that life wont break me
>When I come to call she wont forsake me
>I’m loving Touhous instead

>When I’m feeling weak
>And my pain walks down a one way street
>I look above
>And I know ill always be blessed with love
>And as the feeling grows
>She breathes flesh to my bones
>And when love is dead
>I’m loving Touhous instead

[Anonymous No.]

tl;dr

[Anonymous No.]

>reported.jpg

Damn straight.

[Anonymous No.]

+1 like also Thumbs up for this being better than Beiber

[Anonymous No.]

>have really bad farts and constipation for ages and ages
>very fat so any farts sound super loud as my cheeks osscilate against each other
>realise that if i can get the gas out of my ass without it passing my cheeks everything will be fine
>connect mcdonalds straws together and make a pipe out of them, taping the seems
>put one end into my ass to releive pressure
>other end goes into a fanny pack i wore that contains several air filters
>all goes well, the filters work well enough, the smell and sound of my farts go
>have mexican for lunch, feel the gas build up. no fear however, my filtration system will save me
>get into lessons and start farting a lot, my filtration system starts to fail
>open it up and start to replace the activated carbon inside and the water percolator from my water bottle
>teacher sees me and asks what im doing
>i say nothing, she comes over anyway
>desperately try to hide my filtration system, accidently breaking the intake pipe from my ass
> just as she comes over my stomach rumbles and i begin to squirt liquid shit
>it goes up the pipe and causes it spray all over the teacher
>shitting mcdonalds straw pipe is spraying shit everywhere, flying around from the pressure of my shit mixed with farts going through while i try to grab it
>try to run out class, but my legs have gone dead sitting there
>fall over at the front of class and slowly crawl out as everyone stares at me horrified as i leave a trail of shit
>am expelled from school, the teacher caugh some disease from my shit apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>7166602
The FUCK does this have to do with /jp/?

Take it to /int/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7166581
Is this lyrics to some song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7166602
Oh god, please tell me you opened the door

[Anonymous No.]

>My name is Sanae
>I live on the second floor
>I live upstairs from you
>Yes I think you've seen me before

>If you hear something late at night
>Some kind of trouble. some kind of fight
>Just don't ask me what it was
>Just don't ask me what it was
>Just don't ask me what it was

>I think it's because I'm clumsy
>I try not to talk too loud
>Maybe it's because I'm crazy
>I try not to act too proud

>They only hit until you cry
>After that you don't ask why
>You just don't argue anymore
>You just don't argue anymore
>You just don't argue anymore

>Yes I think I'm okay
>I walked into the door again
>Well, if you ask that's what I'll say
>And it's not your business anyway
>I guess I'd like to be alone
>With nothing broken, nothing thrown

>Just don't ask me how I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>7166636
No, OP wrote it all himself. He's just that deep.

Google 'Justin Beiber - Angels'

[Anonymous No.]

>>7166650
I love that song.

[Anonymous No.]

>And here's to you, Mrs. Yasaka
>Jesus loves you more than you will know wo wo wo
>God bless you please, Mrs. Yasaka
>Heaven holds a place for those who pray
>Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

>We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
>We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
>Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
>Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

>And here's to you, Mrs. Yasaka
>Jesus loves you more than you will know wo wo wo
>God bless you please, Mrs. Yasaka
>Heaven holds a place for those who pray
>Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

>Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
>Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
>It's a little secret just the Yasaka's affair
>Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

>Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Yasaka
>Jesus loves you more than you will know wo wo wo
>God bless you, please, Mrs. Yasaka
>Heaven holds a place for those who pray
>Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

>Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
>Going to the candidates' debate
>Laugh about it, shout about it when you've got to choose
>Every way you look at it you lose

>Where have you gone, Sanae Yasaka?
>Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you woo woo woo
>What's that you say, Mrs. Yasaka?
>"Slutty Sae has left and gone away"
>Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7166729

Mrs. Yasaka, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

tg;dr

[Anonymous No.]

>Standing there alone
>The ship is waiting
>All systems are go
>"Are you sure?"
>Control is not convinced
>But the computer
>has the evidence
>No need to abort
>The countdown starts

>Waiting in a trance
>The crew is certain
>Nothing left to chance
>All is working
>Trying to relax
>up in the capsule
>"Send me up a drink"
>Jokes Utsuho
>The Count goes on
>4,3,2,1....

>Earth below us
>Drifting , falling
>Floating weightless
>Calling , calling home

>Second stage is cut
>We're now in orbit
>stabilizers up
>Running perfect
>Starting to collect
>Requested data
>"What will it affect when all is done?"
>Thinks Utsuho

>Back at ground control
>There is a problem
>"Go to rockets full"
>No responding
>"Hello Utsuho, are you receiving?
>Turn the thrusters on we are standing by"
>No reply
>4,3,2,1.....

>Across the strathosphere
>A final message:"Give my wife my love"
>Then nothing more

>Far beneath the ship
>The world is mourning
>They don't realize She's alive
>No one understands but Utsuho sees
>"Now the lights commands
>This is my home
>I'm coming home

[Anonymous No.]

>Marisa.
>You've gotta see her!
>Go insane and out of your mind.
>Latina.
>Ave Marisa.
>A million and one candlelights.

>I've seen this thing before.
I>n my best friend and the boy next door.
>Fool for love and fool of fire.

>Wont come in from the rain.
>Sees oceans running down the drain.
>Blue as ice and desire.

>Dont you wanna make her?
>Ooh, dont you wanna take her home?

>Marisa.
>Youve gotta see her!
>Go insane and out of your mind.
>Latina.
>Ave Marisa.
>A million and one candlelights.

>Ooh, dont you wanna break her?
>Ooh, dont you wanna take her home?

>She walks like she dont care.
>You wanna take her everywhere.
>Ooh, it makes you wanna cry.

>She walks like a she don't care.
>Walking on imported air.
>Ooh, it makes you wanna die.

>Marisa.
>Youve gotta see her!
>Go insane and out of your mind.
>Latina.
>Ave Marisa.
>A million and one candlelights.

>Marisa.
>Youve gotta see her!
>Go insane and out of your mind.
>Latina.
>Ave Marisa.
>A million and one candlelights.

>Marisa.
>Youve gotta see her!
>Go insane and out of your mind.
>Regina.
>Ave Marisa.
>A million and one candlelights.

>Marisa.
>Youve gotta see her!
>Go insane and out of your mind.
>Latina.
>Ave Marisa.
>A million and one candlelights.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>7166741
I would let her seduce me every day and every night.