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/jp/, I got a girlfriend. does that mean I'm not allowed to hang out here anymore?

>> No.7165269

It's fine as long as you don't have sex.

>> No.7165270

Get out, you unvirgin.

>> No.7165275

Your girlfriend is a little girl from /jp/, right anon?

>> No.7165276

>>7165269
>It's fine as long as she's 2D.

>> No.7165277

Enjoy your girlfriend OP.

Meanwhile I still think about the girl I used to like in middle school and how I fucked up when I met her again at an SAT exam and didn't say anything to her and now I'll never see her again. Or worse, she's already with someone else anyways. Now I'm 22 and NEET.

>> No.7165282

Whats it like?

I wish i were less shy so i could talk to girls...

>> No.7165283
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7165283

Sorry you are now unclean.
You have bathed in sin and STDs.
You may no longer visit /jp/ be gone foul creature!

>> No.7165284

It won't last long

>> No.7165291

Too bad she's not Asian like the one in your pic

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to everyone else

>> No.7165309

It's not that you're not allowed to be here
It's that you might not want to be here
You might turn into a NORMALFAG.
Then you'll never come back.

>> No.7165312

BTW - does a Japanese GF ex-mangaka disqualify me from /jp/?

She fell on hard times doing graphic design work, but I am convincing her to take it up again (I can support us both).

It's cool being able to share dojin collection... cept for her yaoi of course.

>> No.7165318

>>7165312
Just watch out so she doesn't shoujo-ize you.

>> No.7165324
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7165324

You're not allowed to hang out here because you made a shitty off-topic thread.

>> No.7165346

>>7165318

She already made me into a "leek-spin" (loituma girl) flash except I was spinning a beer.

>.<

>> No.7165349

>>7165346
Get the fuck out

>> No.7165350

>I got a girlfriend
>This means I can make shitty meta threads

Yeah, I'm happy for you idiot.

>> No.7165373

>>7165349 "Get the fuck out"

Whenever I feel bad, I like to come to /JP/ and post. I usually get told to "get the fuck out" and it makes me feel all better again.

/JP/ Therapy.

Thanks guys.

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>>7165373
ok made me do it

i'm posting a /b/ level image so you can understand relationships, and we both know that ''therapy'' isn't real and you're actually buttblasted

consider breaking up with your girlfriend so I can be your girlfriend.

>> No.7165573

I wish you nothing but pain and suffering, followed by severe heartbreak, and when you come back seeking consolation, I hope your heart is stomped again, you miserable faggot.

>> No.7165581

Any of you wanna go out with me? Then we can show this guy what's what.

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>> No.7165592

>>7165581
Okay. I'm sure we can way better than them.

>> No.7165602

>>7165581
Only if you'll wear the dress.

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>>7165587

>> No.7165626

>>7165581
>>7165592

I have a shrine maiden cosplay set I can donate to you guys as a happy zero anniversary puresento.

It's unopened, I accidently got a Japanese "M" size and it was to large. Maybe you guys can use it as finger puppets or something.

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