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Anonymous Wed Mar 30 04:54:56 2011 No.7162057 [Reply] [Original]

what ho, muscle patchy?

care to show us a spell card?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 04:57:56 2011 No.7162067 File: 104 KB, 231x260, 1300376573247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What have you done?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 04:58:56 2011 No.7162071 I CAST FIST.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 05:02:44 2011 No.7162083 File: 78 KB, 201x250, 1298470038687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 05:06:56 2011 No.7162091 File: 223 KB, 847x1050, 15276333_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i fight back with muscle yuka

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 05:16:56 2011 No.7162114 File: 183 KB, 317x700, d88da02a5ac9f212325d388da8f07754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 09:41:56 2011 No.7162605 File: 230 KB, 800x709, SQUATZ N OATZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZY8_rJlypk

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 09:48:56 2011 No.7162617 /fit/ here. you cant get such muscles with 5 kg dumbbells.

>>	Pedonymous !!Y6th7F6WAoC Wed Mar 30 09:50:56 2011 No.7162619 Ugh, what's so hot about muscles, anyways? fap fap fap

>>	Necrobrotent Wed Mar 30 10:00:56 2011 No.7162634 Reading and weights just don't work well together, women are better at multitasking I know but the two acts conflict to much. >>7162617 Its also impossible to have such boobs and muscle but its fetish art, what do you expect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 10:01:56 2011 No.7162636 File: 343 KB, 720x680, MYSHIRT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Mar 30 10:02:56 2011 No.7162637
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Patchy is round around the edges.
Cease your tomfoolery and instead imagine Patchy's squeezably soft body yielding to your fingertips, leaving red marks on the indentations left on her pale skin.
Bonus points, imagine red scratch marks from another Touhou's fingernails, preferably Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 10:04:56 2011 No.7162642 File: 163 KB, 720x720, Pathological Karnage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 10:10:56 2011 No.7162649 File: 283 KB, 600x900, 1301448196395[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >care to show us a spell card? 拳打「げんこつスマッシュ」 Hand Strike "Fist Smash"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 10:13:56 2011 No.7162652 File: 120 KB, 500x750, 4637219.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7162637 Now now, Anonymous. There is a Patchy for everyone. No need to force yours onto us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 10:14:56 2011 No.7162654 File: 369 KB, 712x712, marisamus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7162637 Hey there little girl, you got tickets to the gun show?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 10:17:56 2011 No.7162659 File: 180 KB, 840x630, PatchyAliceCarry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7162652 A Patchy for everyone? Where do I pick mine up? A local Patchy distribution office?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 10:18:56 2011 No.7162660 File: 448 KB, 1056x1500, danmaku_dodges_you_06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7162652 I want this post stickied.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 10:38:56 2011 No.7162686 File: 1.20 MB, 1300x918, 50528a3377cd93bb7b6cc169a807fb45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 10:41:56 2011 No.7162693 >>7162686 The purest form of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 10:56:56 2011 No.7162721 File: 467 KB, 1391x1461, 1299882783563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7162654 Got any more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 11:01:56 2011 No.7162729 >>7162721 http://bbw-chan.net/mu/res/1833.html take it here or too /d/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:04:56 2011 No.7162849 File: 34 KB, 456x371, cookie-kun face thumbs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7162617 Congratulations dumb shit. Also water is wet in case you dint know.

Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:09:56 2011 No.7162858
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Just imagine all that wonderful sweaty mass straddling your dick. The movements of those hips. All those toned muscular twitching of the vagina muscles. Fucking your whole body in a way where you have no control over but instead it's as if she is using you as her own ona hole but in reverse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:11:56 2011 No.7162867 File: 156 KB, 850x600, 92a3f045db8c47d16ccf81fcc702cc55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7162858 >as if she is using you as her own ona hole I'm jelly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:13:56 2011 No.7162871 >>7162858 You sound like the kind of guy who gets disappointed with sex because he thinks too much during the act.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:18:56 2011 No.7162879 >>7162858 >ona hole but in reverse You mean like a ...dildo?

Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:21:56 2011 No.7162890

>>7162871
If it wasnt obvious enough I dint have sex. I just typed all that to see if it got any reaction. It does sound hot though I am sure none of that occurs. This is like the over exaggeration of those shitty fan stories where they describe every little detail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:23:56 2011 No.7162894 >>7162879 I want her to use her dildo on me if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:23:56 2011 No.7162895 >>7162858 I'm so hard right now.

Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:58:56 2011 No.7162994

>>7162890
You need that kind of stuff in order to make the story vivid enough to be arousing. If you just give a general description of the positions of the people involved, it won't sound very hot at all, it's like trying to create something erotic out of positioning two poseable dolls. But once you start describing the small details, people will start visualizing more and more of the scene, and if you emphasize the right details, people will start drawing erotic images in their head.

I think it's one of the hardest kinds of scenes you can try writing, because you need for the readers to be able to immerse themselves completely in it (it's much easier to just write informatively and objectively). Yet it has a really high percentage of amateur authors, I think very few people could even think of a highly respected author of erotic literature if you asked them. Also, sexual intercourse in itself is a somewhat limited affair, you'll eventually run out of fresh ways to describe the scenes, which makes it somewhat dull to read erotic stories regularly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 13:12:56 2011 No.7163033 >>7162994 PROTIPS: Have a synonym finder ready, describe each of the five senses at least once, don't overdo it though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 13:14:56 2011 No.7163036 >>7163033 >describe each of the five senses at least once The smell description can go horribly wrong if you don't know what you're doing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 13:30:56 2011 No.7163069 >>7163033 Ｃｏｎｓｕｌｔ　Ｎａｓｕ　ａｎｄ　ｆｉｎｄ　ａｌｌ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｙｎｏｎｙｍｓ　ｆｏｒ　ｐｅｎｉｓ　ｈｅ　ｈａｓ．

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 13:31:56 2011 No.7163072 Do you need to make a thread for every shitty touhou image you find on pixiv?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 13:33:56 2011 No.7163079 >>7163036 feels so good it makes me want to vomit

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