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7153868 No.7153868 [Reply] [Original]

I think /jp/ would make the perfect parents.

They never leave their homes so by that logic, the child will not be exposed with the horrors of the outside, thus staying pure and innocent.

>> No.7153881

No no no no no. I tried it once. Being a father is horrible.

>> No.7153887

I would not, for I am a disgusting pervert and once they found out I would have to go on a journey to fix myself for my child, only to find out I returned too late.

>> No.7153915

>>7153887
>>7153881
It'snevertolate.jpg

>> No.7153972
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>>7153915
Nonsense.

>> No.7153992

>money

>> No.7154015
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>>7153868
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogtooth_(film)

This movie is for you, OP.

>> No.7154016

>>7153972

Exactly. A child would be nice but I'm too lazy. I don't want to hurt one with my laziness.

>> No.7154040

What idiocy. A good parent needs to be like a drill sergeant, except twice as much of an asshole. Innocent children wind up on the bottom rung of the totem pole, and will most likely end up browsing /jp/ and sitting in a basement. Children that learn to respect no-one and have the strength to take what they want and do what they want are children who succeed in life.

>> No.7154046
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>>7154040
Maybe, but is that what will make them truly happy?

>> No.7154060

>>7154040

My parents were like that and I still ended up here.

>> No.7154070

>>7154046
Dude... Epicurus teachings had nothing to do with philanthropy.

>> No.7154074 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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7154074

Pic related. /jp/'s daughter's first time with her father

>> No.7154080

>>7154074
That's disgusting.

>> No.7154082

>>7153868

Nice example of perfect parents in your pic OP. The father doesn't want to see his daughter for 5 years and the mother goes and dies just to get out of it.

>> No.7154083

>>7154074
That is horrible, and I do hope you get banned for that.

>> No.7154094

>>7154074
/jp/'s true wish. You will never tenderly give love to your loli daughter ;_;

>> No.7154097

>>7154070
I never said anything about philanthropy. I merely questioned if these children would be able to achieve ataraxia in the future.

>> No.7154336

You will never have a daughter ;_;

>> No.7154366

Once in a while I feel the primal urge of creating a family gaining strenght. Luckily it is quickly crushed by the urge to read VNs/watch anime. Or to refresh /jp/ front page for 5 hours straight.

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