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>> No.7153230

>>7153228
Please stop posting that image.

>> No.7153231

Those peaches look like a fat, soft dick.
I wonder why I never noticed before.

>> No.7153228
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7153228

Cheer up

>> No.7153238

>>7153231

I'm not seeing it.

>> No.7153242

>>7153220

“Thanks for stopping by The Route 66 Refreshments!” Tenshi announced to her customer, leaving with one of her famed corn dogs. The Arizona sun crept over the desert, heralding Tenshi’s nightly cooking ritual. When the last customer was out of earshot, she closed the front door to her Frankfurter stand and flipped on the radio. “Route 66” by Chuck Berry blared over any noise from the outside as Tenshi pulled a fresh batch of corn dogs from the refrigerator. One by one she broke them off from their icy packaging and began to undo her shirt. The desert nights were cold, with no central heating her bare breast was chilled with erect nipples. She placed a freezing corn dog along her bare skin. She shuddered as she moved the frozen wiener along her skin. It became quite cold from the lacking sun, to alleviate this, she turned on the fryer used to cook the corn dogs. She broke off a second corn dog and placed it under her dress. The still chilled dog pushed in to her panties with an uncomfortable glacial chill. The fryer dinged, indicating it’s warmth, one corn dog was soggy and cold from the melted ice, with one degrading from the heat. She slipped her undergarments aside and slipped the stick of the corn dog firmly in her anus. Carefully positioning herself over the fryer, careful not to burn herself or her clothes, dipped the corn dog in the fryer, cooking it in to an oily, tanned treat.

>> No.7153244

‘Ding!’ the fryer indicated, as she slipped the stick out of her, placing it on a ceramic plate beside her. She pulled a third corn dog out, and placed it in her anus just like the last one. Her body had become warm from arousal and the fryer, she slipped off her dress and threw it aside, leaving very little protection against both the cold and heat. The fryer popped, sizzled, and finally dinged, the corn dog now fully cooked. She grabbed the first one, which had now become warm from disuse. She stepped off the fryer with one corn dog still in her anus, the other in hand. She positioned herself on her knees and pushed the phallic-shaped snack in to her panties. The rough texture of the corn dog clashed with the silky undergarment while the lavaesque corn dog pushed in to her bum. She took firm grip of her breast and forced the fried bread in to her. “GET YOUR KICKS! ON ROUTE! 66!” She shouted, the hot dog soaking up her ecstatic motions. With one befouling movement she sat down, pushing the still hot corn dog all the way in to her anus and slammed the now defiled corn dog all the way in to her slit, soaking it further. She fell back, letting her muscles push out the 2 corn dogs. Laying on the floor, Chuck Berry overshadowed her heavy breaths with rockabilly tunes. Tenshi picked up the 2 cold, wet cornbread-wrapped sausages and put them under her heat lamp, finished with tomorrows lunch.

>> No.7153245

>>7153231
You should get a doctor to check your dick, it sounds deformed.

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Why the crying?

The corn dog i can understand but the tears?
Also from /m/

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>> No.7153331

I think that I am starting to like Tenshi thanks to that shitty picture getting reposted every day.

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>> No.7153393

/v/irgin here,

I saw corndogs pictures on the front of 4chan. What are you doing /jp/?

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reposting this until I can be assed to do a better version

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>>7153393
We're Route 66ing.

>> No.7153437

>>7153393
That is how we communicate here.

>> No.7153440

>>7153393
The real /jp/ is currently reading alternative. Please wait warmly.
Everyone here is a fake. Note the lack of sage replies.

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>> No.7153446

>>7153440
You don't know how stealth sage and are trying to pass as a "true /jp/ member" or whatever retarded shit you invented?
I am going to call you a troll for my own sanity.

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>>7153440
I don't even know what the HELL that is.

>> No.7153458

Seriously, why is this picture of Tenshi eating a corndog near a Route 66 sign always posted? I have never understood this. Fucking Tenshi.

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>>7153458
Don't think too deep about it, take your favourite drink, relax and enjoy.

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Best thread on /jp/

>> No.7153477

Yeah I love how spam is not deleted.

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>>7153464
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>> No.7153515

I need a recipe for these, /jp/.

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