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Autistic boy,12, with higher IQ than Einstein develops his own theory of relativity

>A 12-year-old child prodigy has astounded university professors after grappling with some of the most advanced concepts in mathematics.

>Jacob Barnett has an IQ of 170 - higher than Albert Einstein - and is now so far advanced in his Indiana university studies that professors are lining him up for a PHD research role.

>The boy wonder, who taught himself calculus, algebra, geometry and trigonometry in a week, is now tutoring fellow college classmates after hours.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369595/Jacob-Barnett-12-higher-IQ-Einstein-develops-theory-
relativity.html

>> No.7145913

It's funny because he has autism and autism is a meme from /v/ I mean /jp/ lmao

>> No.7145917

Too bad he will always be a virgin

>> No.7145920

>dailyfail

>> No.7145923

we must clone him for science

>> No.7145925

>>7145917
Do you REALLY think that will matter when you've solved the universe?

What the HELL man

>> No.7145928

A functioning autistic doesn't match the definitions spewed by /v/ and /jp/?

Breaking news. Brought to you by the motherfucking dailymail of all things.

>> No.7145930

>>7145925

Suppose solving the universe involves coitus with some kind of Mother Goddess? What then?

>> No.7145934

>>7145930
That's where you come in ;)

>> No.7145937

>>7145930
Then he can learn the customs of social courting in half an hour.

It's not hard to stick your dick in something, despite what normalfags believe.

The only reason he isn't out fucking girls is because unlike people with 90 IQ he realizes there's little merit to it.

>> No.7145942

>>7145937
There's merit in solving math formulas?

>> No.7145943

But does this boy actually exist? This is the dailymail you're talking about. Not exactly a reliable source.

>> No.7145946

>>7145937
This. Only normalfags think it is important and difficult to have sex.

>> No.7145947

>>7145942
Of course there is. I'm staggered that you would even ask that question.

>> No.7145948

>>7145942
If it solves the mysteries of the universe of course there is you tard.

>> No.7145949

>>7145917
If the world ends, he will probably be the one sent in a spaceship to preserve the human race, along with a harem filled with the most beautiful women.

>> No.7145951

>>7145942
Did you mean formulae?

There's more merit in it than memorizing correct spelling and grammar.

>> No.7145952

If people lost a few brain cells every time they orgasmed I think they'd still have sex and/or masturbate

>> No.7145955

>>7145952
Depends how many brain cells. A light bump to the head will lose you a few.

>> No.7145956

.>>7145949

>If the world ends, he will probably be the one sent in a spaceship to preserve the human race, along with a harem filled with the most beautiful women.

And all of them would shun him, having sex with each other instead, because he's woefully unskilled in negotiating with females.

No chance of him raping them if he's outnumbered, either. Perhaps roofies or some other drug may be provided?

>> No.7145957

This could be the premise for a VN.

But would the wunderkind be the protagonist or a heroine?

>> No.7145958

>>7145955
>A light bump to the head will lose you a few.
Touhou has killed my brain.

>> No.7145960

>>7145956
Yes they would clearly end the human race because they didnt want to have sex with a super genius. You fucking dumb ass.

>> No.7145963

>>7145955
As will getting drunk, but everyone keeps doing that.

>> No.7145964

>>7145952
I hope you're aware that it's been proven for a decade that brain cells do regenerate.

>> No.7145967

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk

>> No.7145966

>>7145960

>Yes they would clearly end the human race because they didnt want to have sex with a super genius.

The direct end-result of trapping him with a bunch of airheaded bimbos only good for their looks. Now, if you had instead suggested intelligent, if rather homely women, they would have realized what's at stake.

>> No.7145972

>>7145952
If they did to a significant degree I bet there would be religious sects that try to reach a kind of enlightenment by orgasming themselves into vegetative states, with neophytes tending to their seniors by giving them handjobs as they are no longer capable of doing it themselves.

>> No.7145974

>>7145966
I'm sure even airheaded bimbos would become so desperate for hot dickings that they'd happily accept this boy wonder.

>> No.7145979

>>7145964
How quickly do they regenerate? Do they regenerate 100% of brain cells lost?

>> No.7145980

>>7145974

I thought that only happens in Doujinshi.

>> No.7145981

>>7145966
"Like, OH MY GOD, the world is like, ENDING YOU KNOW?"
"NO WAY, is that why we're on this space airplane?"
"They said we have to have like, have like, sex with this kid you know? To like, save the human race or something."
"EWWWW GROSS, doesn't this kid have like, brain problems?"

>> No.7145986

>>7145981

For a minute there I got goosebumps and thought I was speaking to an actual female. Eerily realistic.

>> No.7145987

>>7145980
I thought the scenario we're imagining only happens in doujinshi.

>> No.7145989

These kinds of kids that develop really fast tend to turn out to be average or a bit better than average. I've never heard any followup stories of success in these kinds of cases.

>> No.7145990

[My girlfriend is a genius!]

>> No.7145992

>>7145987

What, the one that >>7145949 postulated?

I thought he was being serious. My mistake, I guess.

>> No.7145998

>>7145992
Donmai, donmai, it's understandable. Don't beat yourself over it.

>> No.7146000

It is beyond difficult to believe things like this. Articles like this tend to try to tell the story as impressive as it can possibly be, relaying "facts" they have no way of actually double checking(such as the "fact" that he learned it in a week).

I love it how people complain on and on about sankaku complex but just gobble this shit up. Well, I guess there are a good number of people pointing out this is a shitty source.

I have such an inferiority complex because of hearing stories like this since I was a child. Part of me doesn't even believe any of them are true, although I do believe some kids may be exceptionally advanced in certain areas of study, largely due to the influence of their parents, other people, or extreme levels of interest and obsession.

>> No.7146001

>>7145989
He is already well above average. even if he stops now he'll still be a genius

>> No.7146009

>>7145998

Very well, instead of self-flagellation, I'll get >>7145981 to do their [fearfully accurate] impression of an dizzy slut, while painfully stepping on my genitals with high-heels, until my penance is complete.

>> No.7146016

>>7146000
He has videos on youtube and there are many more sources covering this. You really just want to think this is false because you can't deal w/ it. I can't either.

>> No.7146064

>>7145937
>The only reason he isn't out fucking girls is because unlike people with 90 IQ he realizes there's little merit to it.
what a suprise, i thought it's because he's 12 and doesn't have that much of a sexual drive yet

>> No.7146065

>>7146064
I don't know about you but when I was 12 I had plenty of sexual drive.

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>>7146000
>>7146016
I can relate.

>> No.7146076

>>7146000
>>7146070

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

You would not have time to play and post with your friends on /jp/ if you were this child.

You'd be too busy deeply engaged in matters scholastic, too busy to have a waifu, watch anime, play videogames, anally masturbate, cross-dress, read visual novels, download music, and all the other myriads of activities that /jp/'s TRUNEETS enjoy.

On the other hand, perhaps you prefer such pursuits to the debauched lifestyle of NEETdom.

>> No.7146080

So unlike you guys, autistic people can be savants. It's almost a compliment to you fuckwits.

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>>7146076
But I want to do both.

>> No.7146176

>According to his parents Jake has trouble sleeping at night as he constantly sees numbers in his head.

Effect of Adderall

>> No.7146187

Things like this that make me not want to do anything. What's the point of trying if it's not going to help much of anyone? May as well let these people do the work since nothing I do will be of worth.

>> No.7146191

>>7145989
>I've never heard any followup stories of success in these kinds of cases.

It's not because they aren't smart, it's because they learn lots of math and can ONLY do math. They can't learn business or social skills or APPLICATIONS of math. They can only become recluses, spending their days doing poly-dimensional non-euclidean transformations on their apartment wall. It'd be like your PC becoming successful because it can process physics formulas.

>> No.7146202

>>7146191
So, he's like a human graphics card?

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