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So guys, how come you haven't had a girlfriend that looks like this?

One that's cute, smart, seems to have a relatable attitude, etc.

She doesn't' seem to be out of your league, either.

Seems like you'd be happy.

oh. She's into vidya, too.

>> No.7139847

I don't date homely girls.

>> No.7139851

>>>/v/

I am not part of the neo/jp/ brigade, it's just that OP really needs to go back to /v/. Just look at his post, he is so lazy he didn't even removed the vidya part at the end

>> No.7139852

Most of /jp/ would rather have a girl who has been trained to love being fucked by 20 men at once while being chained to a dead goat.

>> No.7139857

>>7139851
>I am not part of the neo/jp/ brigade, it's just that OP really needs to go back to /v/. Just look at his post, he is so lazy he didn't even removed the vidya part at the end
Thanks for the information champ! I was about to write a 500 word essay explaining why you yes YOU and the rest of neo /jp/ is terrible but now I know you're cool.

>> No.7139877

She's not that cute and there's a lot like her out there.

Yet watch as 16 year olds on /v/ get all super obsessed with her like retards thinking she's something special, like /b/ did with Boxxy a few years back.

>> No.7139937

She's cute, but my girlfriend is cuter.

>> No.7139956

>>7139857
you mad fag?

>> No.7139967
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7139967

Because I've got spurs.
JINGLE JANGLE, FUCKERS!!!

>> No.7139968

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>> No.7139972

Bitches are for bitches.

>> No.7139973

"vidya" is a stupid word stop using it.

>> No.7139979

>>7139972
That's hot, I'm all about that stuff.

>> No.7139992
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7139992

Why would I want a girlfriend when I have a wife?

>> No.7140004

That feel when you remember reading that she was a trap and you are into that.
That feel when you reply in a spam thread.
That feel when captcha was a temporary solution against spam.
That feel when multiple feels at the same time.

>> No.7140025

>>7139973
That's a hank hill word you uncultured swine.

>> No.7140032 [DELETED] 

>>7140025
And?

>> No.7140038 [SPOILER] 
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7140038

because their expensive as HELL to maintain in both time and money...

>> No.7140044

>>7140032
His post implies that it's a 4chan word.

>> No.7140048

>>7140038
Filtered. You've shitposted on my /jp/ for the last time.

>> No.7140049

Reported

>> No.7140052

>>7140048

You've waited until now? Impressive.

>> No.7140063

Why are you people replying ?

>> No.7140067

>>7140052
Wasn't sure about /jp/'s general concensus but I'm glad I'm not the only one.

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7140078

So OP, how come you haven't had a girlfriend that looks like this?

One that's cute, smart, seems to have a relatable attitude, etc.

She doesn't' seem to be out of your league, either.

Seems like you'd be happy.

oh. She's into hotglue, too.

>> No.7140127

I had a gf. She was buttugly. I settled for her because I thought it was my last chance at happiness. Worst mistake of my life.

She's in the yard now.

>> No.7140138

>>7140127

Don't mind me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXIuAz7aryo

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