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713956 No.713956 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Bento hat is the best touhou because she's the only one you'd have a chance of getting to be your girlfriend.

>> No.713962

What about Hina? I'd say I have a 50/50 chance with a stage 2 boss.

>> No.713966
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commence image dump!

>> No.713967

I'd have a chance with Reimu too because she's an undead zombie so yeah

>> No.713970

>>713962

The gathered up misfortune would not be a very nice thing to be around.

>> No.713975

>>713962

Enjoy dying to wayward falling comet.

Also, Poor Nitori.
The most overlooked human-friendly touhou.
Not unlike anon, she's likely to stalk you and never talk to you.

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>> No.713984

Girlfriend? Who cares, when for enough money I can tap Reimu?

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She just wants to be milked /jp/.

>> No.713992

>>713984
>>enough money

There lies your issue.
Bitch'll get expensive.

>> No.713994

I'd have a better chance with Aya, but I don't like to share.

>> No.713997

>>713988

Were cow milk is the best

>> No.714000
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I don't want a touhou girlfriend...

>> No.714004

>>713975
Nitori would be best, because she'd give you optic camouflage and missile launchers.

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>> No.714020

I'd kill just for Aya to know who I was.

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>>714010

>> No.714027

>>714004
I don't want a waifu that can turn invisible and surprise-rocketsex me.

>> No.714032
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714032

You'd get a shot at mokou too if you're lucky.

>> No.714034

>>714027
Coincidentally, that's my fetish.

>> No.714043

>>714010

J-Junk?

>> No.714052
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I'll enjoy my eternal girlfriend, Akyu, instead.

>> No.714061

>>714027

...Why not?
Also, the Ability to control water and fluids, man.

Most sexually versatile friendly touhou.

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>> No.714064

>>714032
but no one actually wants Mokou, so yeah.

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>>714064
Good sir, I humbly disagree.

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>>714052
Akyu will die forever one day. Her incarnations have shortening lifespans and age poorly for what little time they have left.
Superior immortal loli.

>> No.714097

>>714064
sup hime

>> No.714105

>>714064
>so yeah

go back to poolshmer faggot

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>>713956
You have a better chance with Sanae, AND she has a computer with Starcraft and TF2 installed.

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>>714106
but i dont play starcraft i just listen to tasteless

>> No.714122

>>714106
but Sanae is a slut

>> No.714123
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>>714116
You and everyone else.

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>>714064
Keine does. There's the whole problem of being burnt to death though.

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>>714106

>> No.714132

/jp/, do you play Starcraft? Maybe we should play Starcraft.

>> No.714137

>>714132
<--/v/ is that way. This is IaMP, SWR, and MB land.

>> No.714139

>>714137
Yeah, but like at everything else, /v/ is terrible (except for the occasional random Korean)

>> No.714140

>>714130
Name?

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>>714106
But keine adores humans and I'm pretty sure that the people who live in the village get to milk her.

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Keine is such a cute were-cow.

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>> No.714168

>>714161
Eggs come from WHERE?

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>> No.714173

>>714106

>You have a better chance with Sanae, AND she has a computer with Starcraft

Suddenly I like Sanae.

>and TF2

Well, there's the dealbreaker. Fuck Sanae.

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>> No.714185

>>714160
9?

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keine is so ronery ;_;

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>>714185
It looks like those pendants that the spirit medium girls in phoenix wright where. I've no idea what it is or if it has any significance.

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aha!

>> No.714206

>>714191
Those are--magatama, was it?
Here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magatama

>> No.714214

>>714204
Wriggle on Mystia on Keine action. I came.

>> No.714218

>>714195
Diablos chaos breaker?

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I would have a chance with the NEET. We'd brose /jp/ all day and it would be great.

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>>714191
It's the Yasakani no Magatama. On each difficulty save Lunatic, Keine has a spellcard based on a piece of the Imperial Regalia.

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>> No.714241

>>714231
>brose
you'd do what to /jp/?

>> No.714242

Am I the only one who thinks of Keine when I see Tenshi's sprite in SWR?

>> No.714246

>>714242
Keine is a boobinite. Tenshi isn't.

>> No.714247

>>714241
Shut up, I'm tired.

>> No.714248

>>714242
Haircut is similar, yes.

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Oh Keine, your plan to get Mokou hooked on your fluffy tail has backfired.

>> No.714293

>>714246
those aren't boobs . . . they're udders

>> No.714302

Arrrr... that there be the infamous werecow. A seemingly docile creature, but under the light of a full moon she becomes a horned beast of nightmares.

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>>714302
Oh shi-

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>>714302

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>> No.714377

>>714160
Flat Keine? MOAR

>> No.714390

>>714377 Flat Keine

NOT OKAY

>> No.714396

>>714390
DFC is always okay

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>>714390

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>> No.714433

>>714302
Should you meet with this abomination during the time when the moon be full. May god have mercy on your soul. Its the lucky ones that die during this encounter.

The unlucky... they yearn for death everytime they have a seat.

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>>714415
>>714429

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>>714433

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>>713956

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>>714496

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>> No.714907

Keine leaks milk

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>> No.714972

>>714887
>>714882
>>714868
>>714429
>>714415

:(

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>>714984
And suddenly everything was right in the world...

>> No.715069

>>714972
He's a fag. I agree.

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>>714892

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>> No.715246

>>715128

Please tell me this is an h-doujin.

>> No.715259

>>715246
its not

>> No.715275

>>715259

fffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.715278

>>715259
is it an /d/-doujin?

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>>715069

Why don't you kids like the Rinnosuke?

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>> No.715304

>>715246
>>715278

>> No.715305

>>715292
Because he has a penis.

Oh wait...

>> No.715306

>>715292

Come back when you're bustier and female. Then we'll talk.

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>> No.715315

Manly Sign: Sexy Beam, anyone?

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>> No.715350

>>715292
I like him just fine. I just don't like him with girls besides Marisa and Yukari.

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>>715350

Let a player play.

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Rinnosuke is paired with everyone.

>> No.715379

>>715310
at least say the source!

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>>715358
What can I say? I have specific tastes.

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>>715292
Jealousy I'd wager.

>> No.715398

I'd imagine most if not all Touhous are kind-natured people. We just keep telling ourselves these lies because we can't accept the fact that we're all pussies and wouldn't have the guts to talk to any of them anyway.

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>>715379

http://rapidshare.com/files/110959164/_acid_club_east____12480___12452___12490___12510___12452___124
88___24187___24819___37111_.rar.html

>> No.715426

>>715412
>The RapidShare Happy Hours are active right now. Have fun!
FUCK YES FUN!

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>>715306

Also

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>>715432

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>>715446

>> No.715459

Jesus Yamato - he's got it all.

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>>715456

>> No.715463

Kourin has now given me a boner. I feel so dirty...

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>>715459

Have collected over a thousand Kourin images.

>> No.715474

>>715468

Yet your hands will never know .png
So as you pray...
UNLIMITED TOUHOU WORKS

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>> No.715481

>>715398

Talking to girls is easy. I'd only be afraid of talking to the crazy or hungry ones like Yuka and Mystia and Medicine because of the poison.

And Reimu because she's made of evil and genocide.

>> No.715482

>>715468

Archive them and rapidshit them.

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Might as well finish it off with this.

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Suddenly, poop.

>> No.715505

>>715481
Do you even know something about Reimu?

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