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7139117 No.7139117 [Reply] [Original]

There is no god.

>> No.7139120

There is this god
*grabs cock*

>> No.7139123

You now imagine someone desperately running from the wave with his waifu in his arms.

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>> No.7139157

Ok, I laughed.

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>> No.7139159

>>7139123

At least he died protecting someone he loved.

>> No.7139162

>>7139159

Or better said, something.

>> No.7139164

>>7139162
Hey, you don't call someone's waifu a "thing". How rude.

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>> No.7139171

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU5rvBtjsLY

Heartless bastards out there.

>> No.7139176

>>7139171
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

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>>7139176
hidemyass.com

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>> No.7139192

>>7139176
I hate when that happens. Did you know that in France, ALL Nazi videos on youtube are banned? Even the harmless ones like their national anthem.

>> No.7139208

Why are we still using Youtube? The forced linking to a Google account was the last straw for me.

>> No.7139215

>>7139208
Because there isn't even a single alternative.

>> No.7139217

>>7139208
create another fake account and whitelist only cookies directly from youtube.com to avoid tracking

>> No.7139219

>>7139208
Because ever since Google acquired it, no other streaming website has been able to compare.

>> No.7139227

>>7139215
Veoh is okay.

>> No.7139235

What is even in the video? I would punch that guy in the face if I could

>> No.7139241

>>7139192
Same here in Germany, probably even worse.

>>7139208
Because YouTube has a lot of content you can't find anywhere else. (my own videos are uploaded to several different sites)
Plus, they have a very international community. I know of both German and Japanese video sites of decent size, but youtube is the only one that has decent content in all 3 languages I know.

>> No.7139251

>>7139235
Iron Maiden

>> No.7139278
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... thus it would be necessary to invent him.

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>>7139278
Go fuck your own face nigger.

>> No.7139320

>>7139306
you're dead too you know.

>> No.7139332

>>7139320
Some men are born posthumously.

>> No.7139343

>>7139192

here in britain motherless keeps getting banned and then unbanned by my isp

>> No.7139419
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He died with his pillow. How sad.

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One day in the future, the world will be empty. All the humans are gone. Aliens will come by Japan and see dakimakuras and doujin scattered all about. They will have an uncontrollable hard-on, and adapt this new, foreign art style.

>> No.7139619

Any deaths resulting from collapsing figure shelves?

>> No.7139623

>>7139619
I live in Japan, and I lost a bunch of figs when they fell from my shelves and broke during the earthquake. Does that count as lives lost?

I have yet to superglue them back together.

>> No.7139641

>>7139623

I was think more hikki getting pinned under an elaborate glass display minutes before the water surged in

>> No.7139665

>>7139117
Why would an inanimate object such as a pillow even begin to change that truth?

>> No.7139667

>>7139159

Rather preferred the thought of Anon dying peacefully in his sleep after a long life well spent, with his waifu in his arms and his figs by his side.

Anon wouldn't like it in Valhalla. Lots of people, loud and noisy, and nothing but pork and contact sports every day.

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>you will never be saved by the floating corpse of your waifu 4 miles out at sea

>> No.7139811

>>7139667
No Anon wants to die peacefully in their sleep, sure Anon may tell himself that but the need to be remembered is hardwired into the male psych.

>> No.7139835

>>7139227
And being able to watch just the first five minutes of every video unless I install some dubious application on my PC? No thanks.

>> No.7139849

>>7139811

Considering the difficulties associated with keeping up a lifestyle of isolation and unproductivity, wouldn't keeping it up long enough to actually die of natural causes be considered a noteworthy achievement?

>> No.7139864

>>7139849
Depends how long it takes them to find your body, I mean if they don't find you for like 5 years after you die then You've reached Living Hikkomori Buddha status.

Your name whispered on the internet for years to come.

>> No.7139867

>>7139811
When I feel like my time has come, I will wander out into the streets, taking my waifu with me.

I will forever be known as "that one weird guy who was found dead in the streets holding an anime girl pillow".

>> No.7139884

>>7139667
Actually, a reverse Valhalla would be perfect for Anonymous. We'd all turn into little girls with gentle personalities (it is indicated that if you're taken into Valhalla as an einherjar, you have to become a man even if you were female before, so it stands to reason that all who are chosen for the reverse Valhalla would turn into little girls) and spend our days engaging in refined conversations while drinking tea made from the leaves of a tea plant that regrows every night. Reverse-valkyries would be obedient, dashing butlers who'd serve as love interests to those of us who do not wish to form Sapphic bonds, and reverse-Odin would be a shy, naive little girl with glasses (Odin gave one of his eyes for wisdom so he has half the usual eye count, so reverse-Odin should be naive and four-eyed.) and would be adored by all of us as our beloved lady. And at the end of times, during reverse Ragnarok, we'd be called forth for a tea party with completely honest and well-meaning class president type reverse-Loki (also as a little girl) and her undead armies.

>> No.7139897

>>7139884
THERE IS NO GODS...

>> No.7139901

>>7139884
Would reverse-Loki have a huge horse-cock?

>> No.7139903

>>7139117
> Implying there was a god in the first place

>> No.7139906

>>7139903
I'm a polytheist. If you wanna throw atheism at someone the Christians are always happy to argue.

>> No.7139914

>>7139901
Yes, and she'll be tsundere for Odin.

Reverse-Norse mythology will be the same old Norse mythology, but with everybody important as cute girls and bouts of flyting often interrupted by "ara ara"

And then incestous crossdresser Njord decides to become an idol... Wait, wrong game.

>> No.7139918

>>7139884

If everyone are little girls, then who gets to rape us.

>> No.7139921

>>7139914
Isn't that already a visual novel?

>> No.7139931

>>7139914
Please tell me loli-Heimdall makes a '~jiii' noise as she stares at you.

>> No.7139935

>>7139884

>it is indicated that if you're taken into Valhalla as an einherjar, you have to become a man even if you were female before, so it stands to reason that all who are chosen for the reverse Valhalla would turn into little girls

Um... no, not really. As much as I dislike the fact, fact remains there are no women among the einherjar. It's just not how things work.
There is however a sort of loophole as a woman who dies not necessarily in battle, but under any exceptionally noteworthy circumstances may be "reincarnated" among the valkyries. That's about it - you're not getting in with the einherjar.

And honestly, you probably don't want to be a valkyrie.

>> No.7139940

>>7139914

Reverse-Jörmungand would be a cute puppy that everyone in would take turns dressing up in cute clothes.

>> No.7139943

Is this the beginning of the next when they cry?

All that was found was a pillow. But if you believe in waifus you can get into this other meta world and discover what possibly happened!

>> No.7139949
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7139949

if there is no god...is there still a HELL?

>> No.7139945

>>7139667

>Anon wouldn't like it in Valhalla. Lots of people, loud and noisy, and nothing but pork and contact sports every day.

The Large Man Resides In The Skyward Domicile.

He Has....the Spear.

>> No.7139951

>>7139949
/jp/ has nothing to fear anymore. Banzai!

>> No.7139953
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>>7139940

>Reverse Midgard Wyrm
>dog

Excuse me?

>> No.7139961

>>7139945
>>The Large Man Resides In The Skyward Domicile.
Ringworld?

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nope, but there's still Kamen Rider

>> No.7139974

>>7139935
I'm fairly sure there's an einherjar who used to be a valkyrie. Like everything else interesting in Norse mythology (like Njord banging his sister and having Freya and Freyr with her, who themselves are incestous since Vanir apparently didn't have an incest taboo, or Loki turning into a maid and sucking cocks for 8 years), it's mentioned in passing as an insult, so the details are vague, but it's there nonetheless.

>>7139931
Heimdall's sight is superhuman to the point he can see grass as it grows, so loli Heimdall would probably be near blind, but she'd still have a strong sense of duty and keep watch nonetheless. So you'd have little girl Heimdall pulling your sleeves to draw your attention and asking you to help her stand watch because she can't see well even with her glasses. Or perhaps she'd be too shy to ask and just stare at you until you ask her what's wrong, whereupon she'd blush and reveal that she can't see much, asking for your assistance.

>> No.7139980

Why is every who's even slightly interested in norse mythology a weird motherfucker?

>> No.7139991

>>7139953
Probably means Fenrir

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>>7139980

>> No.7139999

>>7139980
Beard fixations

>> No.7140001

>>7139980

Eating toadstool and drinking your own urine does that to you. Even if you only do it metaphorically in your head.

And in either case, Valhalla and even Hel are probably among the better options in the way of afterlives.

>>7139974

What of his supposed ability to see around corners, hear wool growing on sheep, and only needing to sleep "as long as a sparrow needs"?

>> No.7140002

Virgin Pillows? Ah, I see.

Just another otaku faggot thread.

>> No.7140015

>>7140001
Stop arguing with him otherwise he's going to rewrite all of norse mythology as some weird moe pander.

Its already a man pander and it should stay that way.

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Out of the 20 million (?) or so Japanese hit by the flood/quake, less than 1% are reported dead or missing, so it's very likely this waifu's husband made it out in time. Even though it pains me to suggest this, but perhaps the patriotic brother was forced to abandon one of his waifus in the rush to get out. His waifu would have wanted that, and he has many other women to protect. He is probably, at this moment, frantically searching for his waifu -- could you imagine what must have been running through his head if this image got back to him?

To our brother: ONE MAN, ONE HEART

>> No.7140023

>>7140015
Fuck you, Necrobro, now I am picturing moe-moe Freyja with shota-Odin.

>> No.7140026

>>7140023
Bad anonymous, stop that.

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You're going to carry that weight.

>> No.7140034

>>7140015
>Stop arguing with him otherwise he's going to rewrite all of norse mythology as some weird moe pander.
he already did, it's called Ore-sama no Ragnarock

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>>7140034

And this old standby here.

>> No.7140056

>>7140050
That wasn't so bad, they just used the words to give it some basis.
>>7140034
What was being talked about earlier was even worse than that.

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WHY?

>> No.7140071

>>7140034
Indeed. Though I was disappointed in the distinct lack of Skadi while even obscure people like Idunn share the spotlight.

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>>7140034

Wait... no, that's impossible. It can't be. It's too dreadful.
Let's go back to the bitter an unwelcoming reality of blood, sweat, mead, toadstool, angry men in little creaking ships, axe, brothers with swords, fisherman's foe, rape and pillage and murder and burning churches and necrophilia with headless nuns, brains and gravel and flying horses.
Because compared to the atrocity that is the moepocalypse, Ragnarök is a blessing.

>> No.7140085

>>7140074
I agree but you're really fixated on some points there.

>> No.7140088

>>7140074
Oh the headless nuns....

>> No.7140096

>>7140085

I'm well aware of that, but when talking to people who don't notice it I prefer to call it "niched".

>>7140088

Okay, that was an exxageration. But then again, if anyone wants some they are quite easy to make.

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>>7139117
>währenddessen in der Schweiz

>> No.7140146

>>7140096
The bones in a person's neck are tougher than most people give them credit for.

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