/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/mu/ is too hip and /a/ is too concerned about their rules. You're my last hope /jp/. Never been on this board.

I'm in the market of finding some azn music. J pop, K pop, whatever is popular around those parts. I went to a Chinese karaoke bar the other night and was seriously digging hard on the music. Some of it sounded like some anime openings, I suppose.

So help me out? I'd appreciate it. Open to whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.mediafire.com/moesong
Here's some cutesy stuff for you.

Unfortunately /jp/ is the #1 board for getting mad and saying posts don't belong here instead of ignoring posts they aren't into, so when that stuff pops up, just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

no one is going to help you here

[Anonymous No.]

bumping so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120418
I appreciate you, kind anon.

>>7120419
you are less helpful

[Anonymous No.]

You just missed a great mogra set

[Anonymous No.]

last.fm

[Anonymous No.]

>Never been on this board.
Don't post.
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/mu/
>>>/b/
>>>/r/

Anywhere but /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120438

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7120445
You seem autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

eat shit an die you fuckin piece of bootscum nevver post here again and i can spare myself the trouble of gettin mad at you

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120445
youve just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander i bet u hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own u "i like to drnikj sperm from my spermbottle while waring my sperm necklace" - u

[Anonymous No.]

hahahaha oh my god >>7120418 was not lying when they told me you all get seriously fucking mad about nothing.

Damn. I'm laughing out loud. /v/ doesn't even get this mad.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a good thread.
I'm not really into J-Pop even from anime, but most people seem to like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OobiPz9oIlU

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7120469
>>7120467
>>7120418
>>7120400
"I posts teh epik trolls thred then makes fun of dem fer bein sris."

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120467
ur just 2 buthurt 2 deal w/ it but u just cant cux ur but is jut 2 mad 4 taht to hapen lmao

y are u so buthert ur like leteratly butmad as fcuk

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120475
No, I'm being serious in asking for some guidance as far as this kind of music goes. This is an Otaku culture board, right? Doesn't that mean at least Japanese? Wouldn't music fall into that category?

Of course not. How dare I.

[Anonymous No.]

here ya go. this pic is what youre looking for. /mu/ has many lists of essentials for asian stuff and some of its good.

http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=e1w911at9lg6120

http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=dmjgn5ckmtt

http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=nbs0ae1sxs4opcy

why dont you try watching an anime and downloading the ost? or paying a japnese game and downloading the ost?

also go here www.mikudb.com and search cosmo or just download something random. its vocaloid and if you dont like it dont come back to /jp/ ever.

actually just dont come back to /jp/ ever bc youre either a faggot troll or a faggot 12 year old that cant use the internet or 4chan.

fucking fag.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7120501
Droll.

>>7120506
Proof positive that people that listen to jpop are fucking retards.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>/a/ is too concerned about their rules

I don't think so. What you are experiencing there is merely a taste of what's to come on /jp/. I highly recommend you just brush up on your Google-fu and leave this place forever.

Before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120501
buttfucked as maddeing theiusand suns

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120501
>This is an Otaku culture board, right?

Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120501
just get out kid
go google it if you really havve to find your favvorite japanese music but stop postin here

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120501

we hate japan and everything about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120501
>This is an Otaku culture board, right? Doesn't that mean at least Japanese?
No. Otaku =/= Japanese.
If it were anime or visual novel music, or idol music, then it would be board related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120506
Your anger still provided me with information, so I'm going to thank you. I'm neither a troll nor 12 years old, just fucking clueless about finding music from a different culture of mine.

How rude of me, right? To ask questions? Sheesh. I'm an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120528
>then it would be board related.
Although he'd still be spammed to hell and back for being an outsider.

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't the name change get rid of these threads ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120538
buttranged as hell u madhoarder FAGGOET

ur so made rite now i aint even mad bro

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7120543
Because that would require moderators that could take a break from sucking moot's tiny penis to actually do their jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what's better than a thread about J-Pop?
A thread about whether J-Pop is /jp/ related!!!!!!
This is a much better idea. Oh and while we're at it lets bitch about how shitty /jp/ is.

Oh man I'm so angry at the name change it ruined /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

also my trip to /jp/ has showed me the most amazing collection of sages I've ever seen. I'm seriously impressed.

Brava, everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

GET THE FUCK OUT!
OH WAIT MAYBE YOU SHOULD THROW ANOTHER HILARIOUS REACTION IMAGE ON THIS SHITPILE OF A THREAD FIRST HAHA THAT WOULD CERTAINLY TICKLE ME FLUSHED.
IN CLOSING, FUCK YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120563
It gets even more exciting when you realize that 75% of everything that isn't saged is nokosaged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120543
Because as long as it's /jp/ we'll always be /japan/ for the rest of the boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120563
sage != insult
Lrn2 functions
>>7120569
Ditto
>>7120571
I hope they can somehow change the board initials without compromising /jp/'s culture, as it would mean creating an entirely new board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120559
/jp/ - /jp/ Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120584
BUT WHY YOU SAGE BRO

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120563
Indeed, truly a shitty place this board isn't it ?
I mean, why did you even bother with it in the first place ? You must regret it, right ? My advice to you would be to leave this terrible place right now before you get contaminated or something, I mean no one wants to be with the losers infesting this place,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120568
OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO MAD

how on earth can I leave this thread when there are mad people like you for no reason? it's better than cable.

Though, to everyone, I apologize for not knowing what Otaku culture is. I assumed it just meant azn shit. My fault, truly. Now I am educated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120590
Truest post in this thread.

THREAD OVER; PERIOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120595
Actually J-pop falls well within otaku culture. It's a pretty vague term anyway

/jp/ doesn't like anything other than VNs or touhou in here.
They're reluctant to let the idolfags stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120595
lopl y r u mad tho??? u just got ur ansu pwnd so hrd i bet its bleedjng down there lamao

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120595
Ignore Him Please

[Anonymous No.]

Ironic shitposting should get you a two-week ban and all of your posts deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120601
We actually have nice music threads every new moon or something, but they aren't started by retards and are thus more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120608
I'm hurt you think I'm a retard just because I'm not a board regular.

[Anonymous No.]

Yet another outsider being butthurt at people telling him to fuck off because he can't lurk for shit, expect the OP asking his friends from whatever shit board he came from to raid /jp/ again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120595
OH, I'M MAD AM I? NICE EYES YOU GOT THERE SWEETHEART, YOU CAN TELL I'M PISSED OFF JUST BY READING MY POST.
HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA, LET'S TRADE OBSERVATIONS ON EACH OTHER:
I'M MAD AND YOU PAN-RUSTED AGGRESSIVELY RETARDED, STOP POSTING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120615
You are acting like a retard. And stop being so damn arrogant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120615
If you thought /mu/ was elitist, welcome to a whole new game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120622
Who the fuck wants to lurk forever until another music thread? They're not common

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120627
I'm not being arrogant, bro. The rage you all have is just baffling me.
>>7120628
I never thought it could get worse, but I was proved wrong almost immediately after I made this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120642
Welcome to /jp/. We wouldn't have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120642
Get the fuck out.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>7120595

>OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO MAD

>how on earth can I leave this thread when there are mad people like you for no reason?

You're certainly not going to get any help behaving like that. You could, you know, lurk an idol thread or look for a music thread on the board rather than adopting the "I HAVE NO INTENTION OF CONTRIBUTING TO THIS BOARD I JUST WANT MY AZN SHIT" mentality and creating a thread because you've somehow convinced yourself that you're capable of communicating with people outside of /b/.

Just lurk or use the internet, junior. We're not your "azn shit" resource on call and waiting to fulfill your every request.

[Anonymous No.]

permaban OP

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is pretty much the worst board of 4chan. Instead of discussing board related topics they do this all day long. Every day it's the same shit

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

Kishidan - J-pop/J-rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdgpn3k1hew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwwhGHzoCoQ&feature=related

Hilcrhyme - Hip hop/J-Pop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbt7O5IiMZA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqZA9CanTfY

Yoeko Kurahashi - She's pretty good, a lot of people don't like her singing though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPzK_ce1fgg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n6W5V9OW0c

Oku Hanako - Not too sure, but I like her nonetheless, but never have been up at 4:30am to hear her Radio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rK8gbGGTK4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo_1ipdF8yo&feature=related

Hilcrhyme's albums are on mediafire as well if you do a search for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120642
So why are you still replying anyway ? Just get out and stop bothering with this shitty board.
Also, no one raging, just people being far too bored.
And who the fuck rages at the internet anyway ? it's quite an odd consept to me.

[Anonymous No.]

its almost as if jp isnt the place for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>57 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
/jp/ confirmed for shit tier board.

[Anonymous No.]

>BAWW PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE BEING MEAN TO ME AND REFUSE TO SO AS I SAY

Grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>/mu/ is too hip and /a/ is too concerned about their rules. You're my last hope /jp/. Never been on this board.

You doomed your thread the moment you added this to your post. I'd suggest remaking the thread later and not coming off as some retarded off-board shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120653
I've never really been on /b/, junior. And I don't plan on it. Was it wrong of me to have my first experience on a board be to see if they'd help me out with something that is BOARD RELATED?

If I had any intention of possibly contributing in the future, it's fucking out the window now because almost all of you are fucking assholes.

But nothing of value was lost. Because I'm awful.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>7120634

Not true. There's almost ALWAYS a couple on the board. There are a few J-pop threads right now and the only reason there isn't a decent doujin thread is because RemiJAM's been missing lately. Actually, I think there's a substitute one somewhere. If not, he could check the archive. I'm sure any recent links are still good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120661
KIND OF HARD TO HELP IT WHEN SEMICOHERENT SACKLICKERS LIKE THE OP WALTZ IN HERE, BEND OVER AND LEAVE FRESH LITTLE SHIT THREADS ALL OVER THE FRONT PAGE.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7120670
60% dismissive insults that don't bump the thread; 40% OP samefagging.

Yes, /jp/ is at fault here, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120670
>/jp/ confirmed for shit tier board.
It's been like this since the end of '09 when they got this "I have to tell everyone how to make the board better" mentality.

[Anonymous No.]

You do realize there is more than 1-2 pages on a board right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120684
>60% dismissive insults that don't bump the thread.
You don't need fucking thirty of those. You need maybe ten as an upper limit.
>40% OP samefagging.
Well, no fucking shit, if people reply to OP he will reply back. This is conversational dynamics 101.

>Yes, /jp/ is at fault here, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120676
Jesus fuck, does your butt ever stops bleeding ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120688
He doesn't because the only boards he's ever shit upon are boards that only require you to refresh the front page and mindlessly shitpost into the void

[Anonymous No.]

Literally the worst board on 4chan.
Worse than /vp/.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>7120676

>I've never really been on /b/, junior.

Do you actually expect anyone to believe that? I really wouldn't create threads anywhere on any board, site, or forum if I were you. You're clearly a kid and you're a moron.

Just delete this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120699
say that too my face not online motherfucker then see wwhrere you get

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120699

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

[Anonymous No.]

/r/ing kopipe spam since /jp/ is too autistic to ignore the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120702
I except them to believe it as much as anyone can believe what an anonymous person says on the internet. I came to 4chan for /v/ because a buddy of mine was a regular, then after that I checked out /b/ and got grossed out.

I don't see what's so unbelievable about that, or why that makes me a moron.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wow this thread is utterly hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

80 replies in 40 minutes
Goodness /jp/ loves these threads

[Anonymous No.]

Listen up you disgusting pigs,

I recently logged onto my 16 year old son's computer because I'm having trouble with my office machine. Right on his desktop he has a folder marked 4chan. I figured that it must be where he keeps his animay movies, but I opened it up and was HORRIFIED by what I saw. It was laden with child pornography, dismembered limbs, and all around deviant, sickening images. You people let my son onto your website without ANY age verification, he was looking at things that I never imagined could exist.

I will be filing legal papers soon unless you take down this offensive site or change your policies so that minors may not access it. In addition, I will be petitioning your webmaster to pay for my son's psychiatrist fees, which are going to be substantial considering what I've seen.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7120686
It got that way because we became better by default, and expect anyone that posts on /jp/ not to shit up the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120719
GOT IT! Here's a pretty recent one, been posted a lot lately.

Start with a cage containing five monkey. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, then, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairs. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?

Because Otaku Culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120712
OH MY GOD MY SARCASM DETECTOR WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW. THANKS A BUNCH ASSHOLE.

[Anonymous No.]

“Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?” she purred.
“No thank you,” I said. “I’m rather tired. You should retire to your box.”
“But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn’t like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama’s bed-desu!”
“Not tonight. You’ll do as you’re told.”
“Why doesn’t master-sama have real girls in his bed?”
“What?!”
“Is master-sama’s penis too small for real girls?”
“Why aren’t you saying desu?”
“Does he have to use dolls instead?”
“SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!”
“Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once.”
“DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!”
“It was too small even for dolls.”
“SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT SUISEISEKI!”

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is where the true oldfags and the highest of powerlevels reside. Most people on /jp/ have seen more anime series than 10+ average f/a/ggots combined. In addition a lot of people on /jp/ can watch anime without waiting for subs like you fucking faggot babbys. Generally, /a/ looks to each other for approval of things, while /jp/ looks inward at itself instead of relies on a hivemind mentality. Also /a/ has no OC besides shitty image macro memes that get old within a week; /jp/ translates VNs, games and has doujin translation teams that regularly post there. People at /jp/ know your own boards' subject far, far better than you do, fucking dream on if you think you have any kind of superiority in any way whatsoever.
We sneer at you fucking newfags/normalfags, your shonenshit Big 3 threads, quasi-/v/ mentality and everything else that makes /a/ suck fucking balls. /jp/ is a better board than /a/ could ever dream to be because most of you f/a/ggots are, in our eyes, eternal newfags, aka there is nothing you could ever say or do to bring yourself up to our level, because you aren't true oldfags. You're G/a/ia, you're ANN and MAL trash now. Stay away, we don't want you in /jp/, not now, not ever. Go on and continue existing in your own world of shit thinking that it's any good, while the master race quietly resides separated from you mongoloids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120728
>We expect anyone that posts on /jp/ not to shit up the place.
How do you live with your expectations so thoroughly crushed every single day?

[Anonymous No.]

With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll’s wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon … it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I’d be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there’d be nowhere in the world I couldn’t go.

Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck’s sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120730
Oh my god I lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously this is the thread you're spamming?

And manually spamming at that

I'll just report the spam. I suggest everyone else does the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120676
protip: /b/ = /v/

so go back to /v/

and stop being a fag too. you really are a huge fag. you got your suggestions for music. so leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120744
If I was from /a/ I'd probably be offended, but you and me are from two different worlds partner.

[Anonymous No.]

10 Most Controversial Shrek Jokes

WARNING: These jokes may be a little controversial. Tell them at your own risk.

10. Q: Where was Shrek born?
A: Gitmo (Guantanamo Bay)

9. Q: What did Shrek say to Osama bin Laden?
A: Your brother Obongo is ruining the country.

8. Q: What did Shrek wear to Donkey's Kwanza'a party?
A: A confederate flag.

7. Q: What did Shrek put in Donkey's birthday cake?
A: Feces and urine.

6. Q: What did Shrek give to Donkey for Christmas?
A: Feces and urine.
Version 2: Did Six Million Really Die? by Richard Harwood

5. Q: What's Shrek's favorite passage of the Quran?
A: Whichever one he just wiped his *** with.

4. Q:Who shot Tupac?
A: It was Shrek...

3. Q: Where was Shrek when John Kennedy died?
A: The grassy knoll.

2. Q: What did Shrek do when the Princess asked him to visit her parents for Christmas?
A: He put up both of his middle fingers in the shape of a cross.

1. Q: What picture did Shrek put on the cover of his autobiography?
A: A picture of Donkey's face superimposed over Abu Ghraib victims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120744

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120760

[/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA No.]

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>>7120788

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120788

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120788
EPIC XD
DUB=CALLED
SOME ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NAO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120788
OMG mootles sticky dis epic win xDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120810
Only bakas are off by one

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120815

[Anonymous No.]

>>7120822

[Anonymous No.]

In during OP doesn't use sage, is rude as fuck by insisting and going U MAD at the first occassion, use reaction images like a newfriend while /jp/ doesn't just report and hide. /jp/, you remember that the "Every thread must be replied to" rule doesn't mean "I must reply to every thread", right?

I hope OP was scarred off by the sheer autism in this thread but this won't work when they are real autists.

[Fap all day, every !day/fzRhIA!!pt1w0tTAh6u No.]

>>7120885
Also in post>>7120420 OP bumped it after 2 minutes. This isn't /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for thinking about this as soon as I opened the image.