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Hi /jp/

I had a beautiful gf, we're all happy until this morning she said she wants me to stop sitting in front of the computer too long and badmouthed Yukari. We had a fight and I slapped her, kicked her out and broke up the relationship.
When she was crying I only thought "Fuck, that's what you get for saying bad things about my Yukari". Now she's gone and I'm reading bomber grape's doujin, not feeling a thing.

I'm not that far yet, aren't I? Or am I already helpless? Well, fuck, I'm creating an Yukari thread.

>> No.7115092

>an Yukari thread

>> No.7115108

>an Yukari
Are you so retarded you can't make valid English sentences, or so retarded you pronounce Yukari as eeookaree?

>> No.7115112

Grape doujin lol

>> No.7115118
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7115118

just being stupid, I do that all the time (non english speaker)

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7115119

Well done.

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>> No.7115124

>implying Y isn't a vocal

>> No.7115125

Good job OP.
It's a doggy dog world and if you are more happy with Yukari then it was a good thing to ditch her.

In exchange society will forever see you as a useless weirdo.
But I think that's worth it

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>>7115124

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7115170

Too bad op, she sounded like a girl should be.
or at least, you could fool yourself that she cares for your well being rather than feeling bed for being bested by a 2d porn.

>> No.7115171

This thread is a joke I hope. Why would you be sitting in from of the computer all day if you have a gf, better yet, why did you even get one?

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>>7115171
>Why would you be sitting in from of the computer all day if you have a gf
Get ou-
>better yet, why did you even get one?
Ah, ok.

>> No.7115189

>>7115171
>Why would you get a girlfriend if you can sit in front of you computer all day?
Fixed this for you

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>>7115171
Having a gf doesn't mean I'd spend all day with her you know, cos she's not Yukari. I got her 3 years ago when I still didn't know about touhou, we were happy back then, like any normal couple. She was upset cos I play games when I'm supposed to help her shopping and stuffs.

But you know, one night 2 years ago, a certain blondie appeared in my dream and I started to care less about my gf.

I feel bad now, as a guy. But the truth remains that Yukari > her. (note: I don't have any figure, plushie or artbook, nor I have Yukari on my wallpaper. I don't even like Necro Fantasy, I don't know why the fuck I love Yukari, it just happened.)

>> No.7115227

If I looked up the word autism in the dictionary, there would be a picture of kog's 22M get on /A/ by it.

>> No.7115230

Gorespammer mad Yuuka is #3.

>> No.7115234

>>7115223
I now pronounce you Weeaboo and Waifu
You may kiss your screen

>> No.7115247

>I got her 3 years ago when I still didn't know about touhou

You are not wanted here. Get out, filth.

>> No.7115265

>>7115247
>implying years of experience has anything to do with knowledge

>> No.7115268

Implying charon isn't going to ferry I across the river to hell.

>> No.7115270

>>7115265
I'm afraid this is not about knowledge.It's about being a pure maiden of /jp/.
Having a relationship ruins your purity forever.
Also please don't use greentext

>> No.7115286

>>7115108
My ears! They burn!

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>>7115270
Sorry but wtf is a purity?

>> No.7115288

>>7115270
Trying too hard.

>> No.7115341

derp

>> No.7115343

>>7115270
Change your trip, bro.

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