>>>/b/316593132 It has gotten to the point now where if you don't use invisible or unicode characters, it auto-bans you when you post using her name. You /jp/ dicks have taken this too far.

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Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:20:13 2011 No.7112910 [Reply] [Original]

>>>/b/316593132

It has gotten to the point now where if you don't use invisible or unicode characters, it auto-bans you when you post using her name.

You /jp/ dicks have taken this too far.

>>	Necrobrotent Thu Mar 17 21:20:13 2011 No.7112917 Its our fault that tripfags leak poop in other boards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:21:13 2011 No.7112918 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 27b65db57809649d7f68ba106625c8fk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Alice

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:21:13 2011 No.7112920 I-It's not like I WANT to s-sage your thread, o-or anything...

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:21:13 2011 No.7112923 File: 12 KB, 652x508, 591675ec5d971e61ba6230431444723b44ab4e08 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ano....I d-don't mind either way....

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:22:13 2011 No.7112925 I don't remember doing anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:22:13 2011 No.7112926 Why is Alice Athena?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:22:13 2011 No.7112927 Back to >>>/b/, please i !

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:22:13 2011 No.7112928 File: 17 KB, 480x360, kingharkinainisdissapoint.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm confused. What does /jp/ have to do with this?

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:22:13 2011 No.7112929 File: 321 KB, 900x822, 1282668445607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] T-This board is n-nice. M-Maybe I'll posts here m-more often.

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:23:13 2011 No.7112930 File: 515 KB, 1000x1000, fd7ce4f4a535cae9572c8a0d299c08bfdebe620f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112927 >>7112927 C-can't I stay a little?

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Mar 17 21:23:13 2011 No.7112931 File: 436 KB, 600x600, 12024655_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112918 >Huziwara no Mokou >yuuka >Parsee >Hina Kagiyama >Wriggle >Yuugi

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:23:13 2011 No.7112932 Please die

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:23:13 2011 No.7112933 File: 5 KB, 236x176, 1298487985620.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw it's all KoG somehow

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:23:13 2011 No.7112934 Don't pin this shit on us. We had nothing to do with her. We all hate her too anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:23:13 2011 No.7112935 >>7112928 they assume that because the character is from Touhou, /jp/ is to blame for some autistic tripfag in /b/ being a faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:23:13 2011 No.7112936 We hate that roleplaying faggot and /b/ as a whole, we have nothing to do with that shit. In fact /jp/ stopped posting Alice when that faggot returned.

>>	Kakashi Thu Mar 17 21:23:13 2011 No.7112937 File: 9 KB, 200x225, _kakashi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Directed to jp for no real reason...nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:24:13 2011 No.7112938 File: 17 KB, 480x360, goodjob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112931 >mfw same image is posted twice in the same thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:24:13 2011 No.7112939 File: 80 KB, 370x380, 1298009266762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112931 Yuugi should be 5th on your lis

>>	Aside Thu Mar 17 21:24:13 2011 No.7112941 Sage this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:24:13 2011 No.7112942 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 27b65db57809649d7f68ba106625c8fo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112931 >Kochiya Sanae

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:24:13 2011 No.7112943 >>7112932 ROFL, someone screencap this shit! Epic fail dude what the fuck were you trying to do?

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:25:13 2011 No.7112944 File: 119 KB, 738x906, 1295920052420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112936 I d-don't roleplay!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:25:13 2011 No.7112945 >>7112937 Go back to /b/ then Or better yet, to gaia oh wait

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:25:13 2011 No.7112946 File: 678 KB, 700x658, 1282626441540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I-I do really enjoy p-posting for my fans

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:25:13 2011 No.7112948 File: 110 KB, 600x600, Madotsuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gaiafags on /b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:25:13 2011 No.7112949 File: 103 KB, 473x480, 1283725686888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /b/ - 4chan tutorial island

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:25:13 2011 No.7112950 File: 13 KB, 480x360, mfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112942 >mfw when this image is posted THREE times in the same thread doesn't this place have like a dupe image filter or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:26:13 2011 No.7112951 HOLLLY FUCKING SHIT. All of you out. Out out out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:26:13 2011 No.7112953 >>7112943 >>>/b/

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Mar 17 21:26:13 2011 No.7112954 >>7112942 >>7112931 >Kaguya Horaisan >Eirin >Reisen Udongein Inaba >Tewi > Reimu >Marisa >MAlice >Patchouli Knowledge >Remilia Scarlet >Sakuya Izayoi >Kain >Aya

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:26:13 2011 No.7112955 File: 14 KB, 480x360, doeskinghavetoslapaHO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112949 >mfw RS reference >also probably mfw people rage at me for relating that to RS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:26:13 2011 No.7112957 File: 823 KB, 805x1255, dailykogmetathread.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >307 posts and 143 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:26:13 2011 No.7112959 >>7112918 >>7112931 >>7112942 What the ballz how did you do this dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:27:13 2011 No.7112960 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 1296189739338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Roleplaying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:27:13 2011 No.7112962 File: 60 KB, 600x600, 1300411529906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112954 >forgot the picture

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:27:13 2011 No.7112963 >>7112948 Welcome to four years ago Also >gaiafags on 4chan ftfy

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Mar 17 21:27:13 2011 No.7112964 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 1296279958738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112954 ah fuck

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:27:13 2011 No.7112966 File: 148 KB, 960x540, boofowningbutts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:27:13 2011 No.7112967 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 27b65db57809649d7f68ba106625c8fq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112954 >Kaenbyou Rin

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:28:13 2011 No.7112969 File: 148 KB, 500x500, jp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone who posted or will post in this thread except me. >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:28:13 2011 No.7112972 File: 60 KB, 600x600, 1296190069039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/b/tards in the last oldfag stronghold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:28:13 2011 No.7112974 File: 399 KB, 989x720, 1298163440498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112950 >using mfw You must be new.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:28:13 2011 No.7112975

Dragon soda.
Megumi is Ryuji, and two passes to hold out your rice.
Even Megumi, a lot of thought.
Ryuji tame your friends and pains, which I do not want to sour them because they're poor,
To say, or giving you money, your pride will Ryuji being scratched? 」 "
So our ticket rice."
"Then I ~ Kuokado path to the net. I'm not fake.
No one meal ticket and here, a cup of coffee Annamirazu free tickets,
Drink one cup of fish people free tickets, then ~
Are you crying? 」 "
"O I'm not crying." So said the eyes of the two dragon tears.

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:28:13 2011 No.7112976 File: 307 KB, 898x998, bd1171524d7bdf201b6c0f44b30599e3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-Wow, there's no n-need to be mad. I-I love you all!

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:28:13 2011 No.7112977

Better than the bullshit that's usually on your board
*picture of boring, crappy camwhore porn* "HEY CAN I GET SAUCE ON THIS?"
"CHECK EM"
*picture of monkey eating watermelon* "lol u guys all suck my cock"
"MADASCARFAGS GET IN HERE"
*pictures with numbers next to them* "You know the drill"
"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"
"If god exists then why is evolution so easy to prove?"

>>	Kakashi Thu Mar 17 21:28:13 2011 No.7112978 File: 24 KB, 640x480, wut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112945 Yeah yeah yeah i'll go back to /b shudder Nice to uh meet you jpfags.

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:29:13 2011 No.7112979 File: 15 KB, 244x183, arcballinasfuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:29:13 2011 No.7112980 >>7112959 >>7112950 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:29:13 2011 No.7112981 File: 15 KB, 198x171, 1295512274307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw this is the best thread on /jp/ right now

>>	Nipaah !desuV9JP12 Thu Mar 17 21:29:13 2011 No.7112985 File: 129 KB, 600x600, whatshappening.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:29:13 2011 No.7112986

"Eh. Suimase Cuz. ー an electric toothbrush, please."
"What did you use?"
"I brush my teeth."
Teachers can also "..." disciples to do -.
"Hey, give me a cushion early." Remind the child of a tiger.
"I do! Stupid! What are you gonna say you want real-mon, stupid!"
Thick and dull children stare at Tiger kit. Don thick, a quiet moment.
"You know, I say more perfunctory.
I tinker our Lord.
Please do whatever you say is what I want.
Then, what did you use, the heard,
Nice answer virtually Chino, I please.
"Samurai don explains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:29:13 2011 No.7112987 File: 111 KB, 468x411, 1279572726541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2011 >Still using /b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:30:13 2011 No.7112988 File: 13 KB, 300x300, 1297262588536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:30:13 2011 No.7112989 File: 132 KB, 610x343, zunbarworkinghishotass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:30:13 2011 No.7112990 >>7112946 What fans? You mean the tripfags that follow you? You have no fans, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:30:13 2011 No.7112991 >>7112980 >mfw Get out of /jp/

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:30:13 2011 No.7112993 File: 981 KB, 785x1105, c0aaafe21c5ba10cbf749c480ef0f59a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112981 And I'm d-doing it all in the shower! /jp/ y-you disappoint me, but I l-love you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:31:13 2011 No.7112994 File: 60 KB, 600x600, hurrr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"stuttering" while typing

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:31:13 2011 No.7112995

"Yes!" Gil don give a hand."Yes, don Gil." And the teacher.
"Please put Eh mon."
"What did you use?"
"I first politicians mouth, I Tsurushi上Geru."
「ほ～。」と師匠。 "- Almost." And the teacher.
"Good! Good! Good laugh too." Thick and dull.
"What one ー, what the hell you think you can kick eh?" Children and the tiger.
"It's hanger! Know that?" And don take.
"Oh, yes!" Children to raise one's hand or a tiger.
"Yes." And the teacher.
"Hanger, hanger, cliffhanger!"
"It's What! Know the rules,"
Children chase the tiger don weight complain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:31:13 2011 No.7112996 >>7112978 >/b/ >verb >roleplaying as kakashi Typical faggot. /b/ really went straight to shit

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Mar 17 21:31:13 2011 No.7112997 >>7112957 >dailykogmetathread.png hahahah holy shit brian YOU are the alice roleplayer? ahahahahahahah please respond to this using a white ren sockpuppet and areyoufrustrated.jpg please

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:31:13 2011 No.7112998 File: 59 KB, 645x773, feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112978 That feel when everyone thinks you are fucking gay because you are a roleplaying faggot who watches Shitruto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:31:13 2011 No.7113000 File: 113 KB, 800x800, 1298482264779.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:31:13 2011 No.7113002 >>7112974 You are using greentext the wrong way and also posting an hilarious /a/ macro You are not better than him Get out

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:32:13 2011 No.7113004 File: 82 KB, 602x328, jones.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:32:13 2011 No.7113005 >>7112993 reported for NSFW on a blue board

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:32:13 2011 No.7113007 Smile drunk at practice! ！ ! And when I returned to the strength of hydrogen, and fun! "Hanger, hanger, cliffhanger! Tiger child, but good! ！ ! （笑） (Laughs)

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:33:13 2011 No.7113010 File: 829 KB, 962x1103, 1291162927278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I-I really do l-love you, /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:33:13 2011 No.7113011 File: 194 KB, 740x740, barf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:33:13 2011 No.7113012 >>7112993 This is a Christian worksafe forum. Pls don't post this shit here

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:33:13 2011 No.7113013 File: 51 KB, 640x360, autism.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:33:13 2011 No.7113016 File: 60 KB, 300x368, Yami_Yugi_by_Tarento.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >64 posts and 38 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. >10 minutes have passed WHAT HAST THOU UNLEASHED UPON US, OH KING OF THE FAGGOTS?!

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Mar 17 21:33:13 2011 No.7113018 File: 584 KB, 740x740, f5753870a40ccef114a6cb88e7f48531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] worst thread on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:34:13 2011 No.7113019 >>7112996 it really comes down to "I'M BEING A NEWFAG AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!" it's why them ponies caused a big ruckus

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:34:13 2011 No.7113020 File: 16 KB, 679x427, 1299382306304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112998 dickbutt you mad bro?

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Mar 17 21:35:13 2011 No.7113022 File: 335 KB, 640x480, areyoufrustrated.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112997 You'll never guess who else I am.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:35:13 2011 No.7113025 >>7113010 if you loved us you wouldn't be shitting up our board with disgusting touhou pornographies

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:35:13 2011 No.7113026 File: 48 KB, 530x303, nerd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:36:13 2011 No.7113028 File: 588 KB, 600x600, 1296010830838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Most acidic thread on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:36:13 2011 No.7113029 File: 184 KB, 771x1094, 1297908809587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113020 >dickbutt Enjoy failing at anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:36:13 2011 No.7113030 File: 143 KB, 740x740, Various comparisons of Japanese media.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113018 Worst thread in the history of /jp/

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:36:13 2011 No.7113031 File: 600 KB, 713x1000, 1297475028562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] T-The people in this thread s-shouldn't be so a-angry. You should be h-happy! You're a-alive! A-And life is w-wonderful!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:36:13 2011 No.7113033 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 12461897393664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113010

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:37:13 2011 No.7113034 >>7113029 derp

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:37:13 2011 No.7113035 >>7113029 lmao ur but is lterltly mad u know

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:37:13 2011 No.7113036 File: 60 KB, 600x600, 1234567890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:37:13 2011 No.7113037 File: 83 KB, 1280x720, boofandsionredy2ownbutts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Mar 17 21:37:13 2011 No.7113038 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 1299558591461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh god i can't stop throwing up

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:37:13 2011 No.7113039 File: 51 KB, 532x530, da3359e5a98b9666e46fa7a1cb2bec63b582393e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113018 W-worst, or best?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:37:13 2011 No.7113043 File: 74 KB, 384x288, 16208217michael-jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113022 >KoG is mugenjohncel

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:37:13 2011 No.7113044 >>7113022 Suigin....?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:38:13 2011 No.7113049 File: 194 KB, 740x740, barf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113030 Worst thread in the history of history

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:38:13 2011 No.7113051 File: 71 KB, 580x363, zunbarowning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:38:13 2011 No.7113052 I for one welcome our newest member in /jp, A-alice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:38:13 2011 No.7113054 File: 54 KB, 498x500, 1652064-aspegic-250-sachets-30x-250mg-fr-500[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113038

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Mar 17 21:38:13 2011 No.7113055 >>7113022 that new trend of threads in where you say you are a bunch of different people that usually get ignored except for one or two people making fun of you for samefagging? yeah i noticed that new type of white noise

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:38:13 2011 No.7113056 I didn't want to think people from /jp/ actually visited /b/. I didn't want to face the truth.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:39:13 2011 No.7113058
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>Trying to force a meme

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Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:39:13 2011 No.7113062

『ＯＨ！ Kouza on line, [OH! Hee hee interest] interest boys.
"I have many jobs to your problem, let me make the composition Aiueo."
Teacher explains.
Your first problem is the announcer.
"To the gloomy news from the positive news." Dull take on a green kimono.
"As much as possible, to be exact." Bowl of light blue kimono.
"Lie, truly." Yellow noodles kimono.
~ ~ ~. In good voice." Thick dull red kimono.
"I ーーー叫Bimasho!" Gil dull white kimono.
"I decided ー! Heave-ho"
"OH! Hee Hee - profit profit!"
The five rising strike a pose.
。 These customers are very happy.
Tatsuo was also just so angry,
"I helped ~." And laughed.

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:40:13 2011 No.7113065 File: 149 KB, 960x540, smokeweederreday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Mar 17 21:40:13 2011 No.7113066 >>7113022 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:40:13 2011 No.7113067 >>7113058 But it's already a common /jp/ reaction image. Nobody's forcing anything. >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:40:13 2011 No.7113069 File: 166 KB, 900x570, OHSHIP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113058 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:40:13 2011 No.7113070 File: 146 KB, 640x480, 1298916945837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop sexualizing her plz

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:41:13 2011 No.7113071 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 1296189739366458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113067 >Telling fellow /jp/ers to get out.

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:41:13 2011 No.7113074 File: 107 KB, 1131x636, currybuttpreparing2own.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:41:13 2011 No.7113075

Start with a cage containing five monkey. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, then, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairs. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?

Because Otaku Culture.

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:41:13 2011 No.7113077 File: 1.07 MB, 1326x1282, 1296281757488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I-I don't know who is i-impersonating me in t-this thread, but t-thank you!

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:42:13 2011 No.7113082

In men, say that depends. 」 "Dull star performer was promoted to Department (Noboru Hutoshi Breeze Pavilion), but is too serious to be harmful for the
No luck with women, single 40 in front.
In the dressing room of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets [dull reading Gil.
"Excuse me ahead," take dull and greet (source Hoshino), bowl (base Hukashi Mizumoto)
Udon (Asari Yousuke) In addition, generous allowances and do.

Signs of vaudeville, [OH Hee Hee] profit profit poster boys.
Told me that he just can not afford a classic.
"I do not admire ···.
！ I'll lick yo not a storyteller like! ！ ! Tatsuo The dragon is angry side.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:42:13 2011 No.7113085 File: 99 KB, 600x600, blarg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113070 >throwing up is sexual

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:42:13 2011 No.7113086 File: 613 KB, 750x1000, moe 139166 alice_margatroid manle touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113077 Isn't it t-the other way around?

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:42:13 2011 No.7113087

Alice said:
I'm not in jp
blank said:
who's the person posting as alice then
Alice said:
someone?
blank said:
whoa
how many alices exist
Alice said:
A lot.
blank said:
i see
Alice said:
Why ^^
blank said:
uh
nothing, just wanted to know if you were the one posting without a tripcode

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:42:13 2011 No.7113088 File: 194 KB, 740x740, barf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113071 >using greentext incorrectly

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:43:13 2011 No.7113090 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 1288466175422664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >100 replies in 15 min.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:43:13 2011 No.7113092 "Well, I guess it s about it. But you do not cry Well bad? I can not watch TV I already loud. Well, first because it will be a place like this. Yamazaki you, give me a cushion to give one by one. 」 "

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Mar 17 21:43:13 2011 No.7113093 File: 194 KB, 740x740, 1300412570096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I don't even know what to write here anymore

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:43:13 2011 No.7113094 File: 229 KB, 800x450, jp360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:43:13 2011 No.7113095

OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:44:13 2011 No.7113096 >>7113087 >Why ^^ >^^ Normalfag galore

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:44:13 2011 No.7113099 >/jp/ - Vomitorium

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:44:13 2011 No.7113100 File: 184 KB, 496x548, 12743561234761.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113087 That's NOTHING compared to KoG's 55-page long fanfic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:44:13 2011 No.7113101 File: 1.40 MB, 720x480, 1293222406398.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:44:13 2011 No.7113102 File: 60 KB, 600x600, 1300412582728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113090 >Samefagging

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:44:13 2011 No.7113103

The next moment, that there were supposed to take a dull, which fell down from the stage into the audience.
The seat cushions piled the children sit and shrewdly tiger.
"As comic storyteller, I was dropped.
You Yamazaki, and I want to do? 」 "
"Yes, yes." Replied the child tiger orange kimono.
"I'm worried a little ne Well, I did look.
Profession, what would be nice.
What I like about this medicine. 」"What's Yakushimaru aware! ？ ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:44:13 2011 No.7113104 File: 258 KB, 600x600, 1296010830800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113088 >Irony

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:44:13 2011 No.7113105

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Mar 17 21:45:13 2011 No.7113107 File: 194 KB, 740x740, 1300412570096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113099 >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:45:13 2011 No.7113108 File: 99 KB, 600x600, hue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I have photoshop

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:45:13 2011 No.7113111 >>7113093 how about shutting the fuck up then??

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:45:13 2011 No.7113112 File: 56 KB, 640x480, 126434256342562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >117 posts and 72 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. >barely 20 minutes have passed

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:46:13 2011 No.7113114 File: 20 KB, 440x320, currybuttbeingmoe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:46:13 2011 No.7113115 File: 57 KB, 640x480, Are you frustrated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113112 Because I am.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:46:13 2011 No.7113116 File: 138 KB, 798x643, 1294326880907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113104

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:46:13 2011 No.7113117

"Then, the pharmacist,"
『や』 [And]
"And and and and - What?"
Tigers looking for the answer to the children really enjoy it.
"Oh, and? What? And, right or! Ah!
！ Yakuza!
Ssha!
Ah, the money was good - black market. 」"Children are very happy to answer your tiger.
Meeting place - dead calm and then I can Kouza.
「・・・ "...
Is, I say let's do the following. 」"Progress to the next teacher.

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:46:13 2011 No.7113118 File: 207 KB, 708x1064, s - 130077 - alice_margatroid blonde_hair cosplay dress hairband rinami touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113112 H-how cute.

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Mar 17 21:46:13 2011 No.7113119 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 1300411262727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113111 >internet tough guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:47:13 2011 No.7113121 File: 135 KB, 514x810, 1299616986256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113111 Bem-vindo ao /jp/ - Cultura do Otaku

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:47:13 2011 No.7113122 OMFG THIS IS CANCER. GET THIS SHIT OFF /JP/ MOOT, PLEASE CREATE /GAIA/ FOR THIS SHIT. /JP/ HAS BECOME THE ASSHOLE OF THE INTERNET. I REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN /JP/ WAS GOOD. HOLY SHIT. FUCK THIS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:47:13 2011 No.7113123 File: 466 KB, 811x868, 1296093774626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Y-Your sages will never d-dampen my spirit! I-I will always love you, A-Anonymous-san!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:48:13 2011 No.7113128 >>7113119 Not even close but if you've run out of anything interesting/intelligent to say. Why not stop being annoying and stop posting :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:48:13 2011 No.7113131 >>7113118 Just stay already, but at least stop posting in a thread like this. It's not like /jp/ cares, but this just looks bad.

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>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:49:13 2011 No.7113134 File: 162 KB, 500x699, 1298596830844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113123 I-Impostor!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:49:13 2011 No.7113135 >>7113121 ¿por qué?

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:49:13 2011 No.7113136 File: 247 KB, 1024x1530, s - 97579 - alice_margatroid blonde_hair cosplay dress hairband rinami touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113131 >>7113131 I l-like this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:50:13 2011 No.7113137 File: 91 KB, 400x286, 1296247756925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113128 Trolled

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:50:13 2011 No.7113140

Why teach meditation in the classroom?
“From the time I started, we noticed that some
children immediately went into a relaxed state and
stayed motionless for the duration of the meditation.
Others fidgeted. They could not sit still and
had trouble keeping their eyes closed.”

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:51:13 2011 No.7113141 Best thread on /jp/.

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:51:13 2011 No.7113142 File: 157 KB, 750x422, sionredy2ownbutts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:51:13 2011 No.7113144 >>7113136 No, you do not. This thread is utter shit, and humans do not like smelling, looking or tasting shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:51:13 2011 No.7113145 >>7113137 Yeah that's totally how trolling works slow clap

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:51:13 2011 No.7113146 File: 210 KB, 470x365, 1296240871691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113137

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:51:13 2011 No.7113151 File: 43 KB, 600x514, 1291856783921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:51:13 2011 No.7113152 Oh wait....Something is wrong here... Why hasn't this thread disappeared yet? AH i got it! I forgot to report it! Haha, sorry guys, sometimes i forgot /jp/ only has 4 people and that we should help each other

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:51:13 2011 No.7113153 >>7113134 >1298596830844.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:51:13 2011 No.7113155 “The children who went deeply into meditation, and stayed, happened to be the better students. The ones who fidgeted were children whose attention span was limited and who had difficulty concentrating in the normal course of learning.”

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:51:13 2011 No.7113156 File: 270 KB, 1024x1530, s - 97576 - alice_margatroid blonde_hair cosplay dress hairband rinami touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113144 T-this thread has three Alice's in it. it's p-pretty win!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:52:13 2011 No.7113160 WHY MUST ALL KOG THREADS TURN INTO METATHREADS? WHY CAN'T YOU ALL STOP PLAYING THE AUTISM GAME WITH HIM AND JUST IGNORE HIM??

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:52:13 2011 No.7113162 >no hong meiling /jp/ I'm proud.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:52:13 2011 No.7113164 File: 33 KB, 468x312, 1296230456679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113146

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:52:13 2011 No.7113165

Hi /b/.......Im new here. >_>;;

I was wondering if any of u knew how 2 register here........I dont see any place where i can log in. Also, why when u post, your post disappears from the list of posts? Why cant it just go directly to your post. Well anyway i wanted to show u guys some funny pics.....

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\sleepy_cat.jpg[/img]

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\woops1.gif[/img]

i hope u guys enjoy them....also, please welcome me to /b/, i hope you are all friendly and treat me well. :D

First let me introduce myself......my fav animes are Naruto InuYasha and Bleach, and i like listening to music (my favorite bands are Fallout Boy and Pink floyd, my favorite song is We Dont Need No Education by Pink Floyd). also, the power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD madnes??? THIS IS

[color=red]SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]

also, how cum (lol cum) you have to attach a pic? how ghey is that? :p here's a funny pic i found the other day when i was surfing the internet. :cool:
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>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:52:13 2011 No.7113166 File: 174 KB, 600x600, 464994 - =_= alice_margatroid blonde_hair braid hairband hat hong_meiling red_hair smile souto touhou twin_braids.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113162 >>7113162

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:52:13 2011 No.7113167 File: 30 KB, 281x432, autism18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a terrible thread.

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Mar 17 21:53:13 2011 No.7113168 >>7113160 i don't even know what kog is i just want to puking madotsuki

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:53:13 2011 No.7113172 File: 148 KB, 427x427, areyoufrustratedINSPACE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113160

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:53:13 2011 No.7113173 “The children who were having the most difficulty with their studies were improving. They were able to think processes through, which was not possible before. The quality of their stories improved and showed a far better use of imagination.”

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:53:13 2011 No.7113175 I'm not sure if that's against the rules in /b/, but I reported it anyway.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:54:13 2011 No.7113178

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^ When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333!!!! “KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat <bleep> watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (o_o) (o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (o_o)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!*^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:54:13 2011 No.7113180

“Anything that can free a child’s mind should be
used. We end up being bound by restrictions,
which we must accept to get through life, but our
minds should be free and active. Problem-solving
becomes easier if the mind can see around corners
instead of existing in the limited space to which we
sometimes condemn it.”

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:54:13 2011 No.7113181 File: 348 KB, 848x480, 1296243376162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:54:13 2011 No.7113182 File: 95 KB, 960x540, sionsreallymadenow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:55:13 2011 No.7113183 >>7113160 it's all kog every single post

Alice Thu Mar 17 21:55:13 2011 No.7113185
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>>7113123

/jp/ is where the true oldfags and the highest of powerlevels reside. Most people on /jp/ have seen more anime series than 10+ average f/a/ggots combined. In addition a lot of people on /jp/ can watch anime without waiting for subs like you fucking faggot babbys. Generally, /a/ looks to each other for approval of things, while /jp/ looks inward at itself instead of relies on a hivemind mentality. Also /a/ has no OC besides shitty image macro memes that get old within a week; /jp/ translates VNs, games and has doujin translation teams that regularly post there. People at /jp/ know your own boards' subject far, far better than you do, fucking dream on if you think you have any kind of superiority in any way whatsoever.

We sneer at you fucking newfags/normalfags, your shonenshit Big 3 threads, quasi-/v/ mentality and everything else that makes /a/ suck fucking balls. /jp/ is a better board than /a/ could ever dream to be because most of you f/a/ggots are, in our eyes, eternal newfags, aka there is nothing you could ever say or do to bring yourself up to our level, because you aren't true oldfags. You're G/a/ia, you're ANN and MAL trash now. Stay away, we don't want you in /jp/, not now, not ever. Go on and continue existing in your own world of shit thinking that it's any good, while the master race quietly resides separated from you mongoloids.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:55:13 2011 No.7113190

Using these meditations with children is not the
same as reading stories to them. Reading is passive.
Children do understand and become involved in
what you are reading, but in guided meditation,
they become actively involved. Reading a story and
reading a meditation are different functions. Reading
stories to children is a must because it helps
the child to learn and spell, but meditation enables
the mind to become free, to explore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:56:13 2011 No.7113194 File: 77 KB, 500x508, 15663290_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:56:13 2011 No.7113196 File: 56 KB, 504x465, 1271533359938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113185

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:56:13 2011 No.7113199 >>7113185 >f/a/ggots >search easymodo archive >the oldest usage of the term "f/a/ggots" was posted by KoG on 2/11/08 Hi KoG.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:57:13 2011 No.7113205

Each meditation has its own distinctive theme and
gives children the opportunity to experience it.
They feel the love of the Buddha; radiate lovingkindness;
climb mountains; collect seashells; become
a bird; feel the touch of the wind on their
face; and go to the moon. There are so many
things they can do, and all these things must
bring their imagination to the fore. Most importantly,
they learn to appreciate the Dhamma more.
In other words, they participate in the meditation
and learn to be in touch with the source of love,
strength and wisdom inside themselves.

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 21:58:13 2011 No.7113211 File: 87 KB, 1000x563, whiteren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:59:13 2011 No.7113214 File: 77 KB, 479x445, -jp- 1300413326226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7112943 ITT: People without the coolest 4chan addon. Back to /b/ with you.

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 21:59:13 2011 No.7113215 File: 756 KB, 571x800, 1297560075829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I-I will never leave you a-alone again, /jp/! That is a p-promise!

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:59:13 2011 No.7113216

Imagine that you are a stick of incense. Someone
comes along and lights up a matchstick. The person
puts the little flame to the tip of the incense.
Immediately, you are burning away.
As you are burning, your body gives off a lovely
fragrant smell. This fragrance spreads through the
air and brings joy and happiness to people’s heart.
The person then offers you to the Buddha. You are
being put into an incense pot. You stand happily
in the incense pot because you know that you
have an important role to play. Your fragrance
symbolises the fragrance of pure moral conduct.
And this reminds people to cultivate good conduct.
This fragrance spreads in all directions throughout
the world.
As you are burning away, you also remind people
to try and burn away their bad, unkind or selfish

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Mar 17 21:59:13 2011 No.7113217 brian i have a question do you actually samefag or do you have a group of sheep that do your bidding in your "epic troll" threads

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:59:13 2011 No.7113218 >>7113199 Your post truly has me vexed. You're both using the quoting function incorrectly and not recognising this really common kopipe. But you still know who the KoG is and easymodo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:59:13 2011 No.7113219 >>7113199 It's a copypasta that always gets deleted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:59:13 2011 No.7113220 File: 17 KB, 400x386, fat_guy_3_24214826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113185 >ya I'm an oldfag, i watched a lot of anime back in the day. Fuck YOU!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:59:13 2011 No.7113221 File: 104 KB, 599x600, 1298266500465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113211 >whiteren.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:00:13 2011 No.7113223 >>7113218 KoG is autistic like that.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:00:13 2011 No.7113225

Ordinarily they say to go back to /a/, but a thread made there is 404d and all posters banned within 10 minutes. A few of the /b/tards with some form of ability to read posts that aren't just inviting them to observe their post number noticed us telling them that, and started saying /jp/ instead.

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 22:01:13 2011 No.7113228 File: 71 KB, 1000x562, sionworkinghishotass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113221

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:01:13 2011 No.7113231

Nineteen-seventy-one was the Year of Spaghetti.In 1971, I cooked spaghetti to live, and lived to cook spaghetti. Steam rising from the pot was my pride and joy, tomato sauce bubbling up in the saucepan my one great hope in life.

I went to a cooking specialty store and bought a kitchen timer and a huge aluminum pot, big enough to bathe a German shepherd in, then went around to all the supermarkets that catered to foreigners, gathering an assortment of odd-sounding spices. I picked up a pasta cookbook at the bookstore, and bought tomatoes by the dozen. I purchased every brand of spaghetti I could lay my hands on, simmered every sauce known to man. Fine particles of garlic, onion, and olive oil swirled in the air, forming a harmonious cloud that penetrated every corner of my tiny apartment, permeating the floor and the ceiling and the walls, my clothes, my books,
my records, my tennis racquet, my bundles of old letters. It was a fragrance one might have smelled on ancient Roman aqueducts.

This is a story from the Year of Spaghetti, 1971 A.D.

As a rule, I cooked spaghetti, and ate it, by myself. I was convinced that spaghetti was a dish best enjoyed alone. I cant really explain why I felt that way, but there it is.

I always drank tea with my spaghetti and ate a simple lettuce-and-cucumber salad. Id make sure I had plenty of both. I laid everything out neatly on the table and enjoyed a leisurely meal, glancing at the paper as I ate.
From Sunday to Saturday, one Spaghetti Day followed another. And each new Sunday started a brand-new Spaghetti Week.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:02:13 2011 No.7113236

>>7113217

You're trying to make sense out of a guy who has been going for 5 GETs on /a/ now for over 3 years.

He's been posting about Cirno for over 3 years.

He's been doing daily /b/ invasions on /jp/ EVER SINCE /jp/'S INCEPTION.

If you looked up the word "autism" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of KoG's 22M GET on /a/ by it.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:02:13 2011 No.7113237

Every time I sat down to a plate of spaghetti especially on a rainy Afternoon I had the distinct feeling that somebody was about to knock on my door. The person who I imagined was about to visit me was different each time. Sometimes it was a stranger, sometimes someone I knew. Once, it was a girl with slim legs whom Id dated in high school, and once it was myself, from a few years back, come to pay a visit. Another time, it was William Holden, with Jennifer Jones on his arm.

William Holden?

Not one of these people, however, actually ventured into my apartment. They hovered just outside the door, without knocking, like fragments of memory, and then slipped away.

Spring, summer, and fall, I cooked and cooked, as if cooking spaghetti were an act of revenge. Like a lonely, jilted girl throwing old love letters into the fireplace, I tossed one handful of spaghetti after another into the pot.

Id gather up the trampled-down shadows of time, knead them into the shape of a German shepherd, toss them into the roiling water, and sprinkle them with salt. Then Id hover over the pot, oversized chopsticks in hand, until the timer dinged its plaintive note.

Spaghetti strands are a crafty bunch, and I couldn’t let them out of my sight. If I were to turn my back, they might well slip over the edge of the pot and vanish into the night. The night lay in silent ambush, hoping to waylay the prodigal strands.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Mar 17 22:03:13 2011 No.7113242 >>7113236 you still aren't answering my question

>>	Alice Thu Mar 17 22:03:13 2011 No.7113244 File: 547 KB, 924x1284, 1300413632839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-Woof woof!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:04:13 2011 No.7113245 That is chinese I fucking pedo go die I shit ass fuck me op you'll cum inside my pleasure fucking shit ass dicks like I am mum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:04:13 2011 No.7113246 File: 42 KB, 184x212, 1297858475606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113167 I know what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:04:13 2011 No.7113247 >>7113242 It was answered. Read it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:04:13 2011 No.7113248 File: 102 KB, 600x600, ganguro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread is still here

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:05:13 2011 No.7113251

ATTENTION NEWGROUNDERS,

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 22:05:13 2011 No.7113255 File: 91 KB, 960x540, currybuttowning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:06:13 2011 No.7113258 Please, you only need a femele mile for cosplay-W -.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:06:13 2011 No.7113259 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 12446618975422664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113248 Stop that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:06:13 2011 No.7113262 What exactly is this thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:06:13 2011 No.7113263 File: 194 KB, 740x740, f5753870a40ccef114a6cb88e7f48531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113248 >ganguro.jpg >ganguro

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:07:13 2011 No.7113269 >>7113262 An abomination.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:07:13 2011 No.7113271 File: 41 KB, 697x308, KoG5555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you used to be cool KoG

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:07:13 2011 No.7113272 Why the fuck would I do that? This is probably familiar to you. It being unbalanced isn't the problem, the problem is that this game is boring as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:07:13 2011 No.7113273 White Ran, yRan, wtH, KoG, Mugen and Alice are all the same shit as far as I am concerned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:07:13 2011 No.7113274 >>7113262 Daily* meta/lolsorandomxD thread. hourly*

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:08:13 2011 No.7113278 God damn it /A/, I used to be cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:08:13 2011 No.7113280 >>7113274 It's like I never left /b/!

>>	/jp/ Kinectimal Control !Z3k3UK97VA Thu Mar 17 22:09:13 2011 No.7113287 File: 10 KB, 480x270, boof420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:10:13 2011 No.7113291 >find thread from /v/ about some kid getting banned from /jp/ for 'pillowtrolling'.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:10:13 2011 No.7113292

In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire. With his long wooden pipe, fuzzy, woolly toes, he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo (Bilbo) Bilbo Baggins He's only three feet tall Bilbo (Bilbo) Bilbo Baggins The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are peace-lovin' folks you know They don't like to hurry and they take things slow They don't like to travel away from home They just want to eat and be left alone But one day Bilbo was asked to go on a big adventure to the caves below, to help some dwarves get back their gold that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo (Bilbo) Bilbo Baggins He's only three feet tall Bilbo (Bilbo) Bilbo Baggins The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well, he fought with the goblins He battled a troll!! He riddled with Gollum!!! A magic ring he stole!!! He was chased by wolves, Lost in the forest, Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

Bilbo (Bilbo) Bilbo Baggins The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his home in the land of the Shire, that brave little hobbit whom we all admire, just sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo (Bilbo) Bilbo Baggins He's only three feet tall Bilbo (Bilbo) Bilbo Baggins The bravest little hobbit of them all

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:11:13 2011 No.7113295 So, who is KoG again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:11:13 2011 No.7113296 Wait, what is a Kog?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:12:13 2011 No.7113299 File: 72 KB, 600x750, 1300142164431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113291 Too soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:12:13 2011 No.7113301 >>7113295 >>7113296 see >>7113273

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:12:13 2011 No.7113302 Just go die in a hole already.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:13:13 2011 No.7113303

blank said:
answer this so i can sleep at night
is there only 1 alice posting or is it like. a bunch of fags doing it
Alice said:
Depends on what you are asking ^^
blank said:
i mean, the dude posting new threads on /b/ every day
is it you
Alice said:
That's all me. Every day. nine weeks.
and I'm a girl
not a dude
blank said:
whos KoG
Alice said:
*shrugs*

alice is now offline

>blocked

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:13:13 2011 No.7113304 File: 490 KB, 640x480, thethingskingdoeswithzelda.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's still going on in here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:13:13 2011 No.7113305 Agreed, if there is anything you can do to speed up the voice patch you would be happy to help as would many ppl to shorten the ungodly wait of 3 days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:13:13 2011 No.7113307 File: 177 KB, 360x385, cog+of+death[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113296

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:14:13 2011 No.7113309

Spaghetti alla parmigiana

Spaghetti alla napoletana

Spaghetti al cartoccio

Spaghetti aglio e olio

Spaghetti alla carbonara

Spaghetti della pina

And then there was the pitiful, nameless leftover spaghetti carelessly tossed into the fridge.

Born in heat, the strands of spaghetti washed down the river of 1971 and vanished.

I mourn them all — all the spaghetti of the year 1971.

When the phone rang at 3:20 p.m. I was sprawled out on the tatami, staring at the ceiling. A pool of winter sunlight had formed in the place where I lay. Like a dead fly I lay there, vacant, in a December spotlight.

At first, I didn’t recognize the sound as the phone ringing. It was more like an unfamiliar memory that had hesitantly slipped in between the layers of air. Finally, though, it began to take shape, and, in the end, a
ringing phone was unmistakably what it was. It was one hundred per cent a phone ring in one-hundred-per-cent real air. Still sprawled out, I reached over and picked up the receiver.

On the other end was a girl, a girl so indistinct that, by four-thirty, she might very well have disappeared altogether. She was the ex-girlfriend of a friend of mine. Something had brought them together, this guy and
this indistinct girl, and something had led them to break up. I had, I admit, reluctantly played a role in getting them together in the first place.

Sorry to bother you, she said, but do you know where he is now?

I looked at the phone, running my eyes along the length of the cord. The cord was, sure enough, attached to the phone. I managed a vague reply. There was something ominous in the girls voice, and whatever trouble was brewing I knew that I didnt want to get involved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:14:13 2011 No.7113314 GEE, IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:15:13 2011 No.7113317 -Everything in Gensokyo is just bland and boring.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:15:13 2011 No.7113319

Nobody will tell me where he is, she said in a chilly tone. Everybody's pretending they dont know. But theres something important I have to tell him, so please tell me where he is. I promise I wont drag you into this.
Where is he?

I honestly dont know, I told her. I havent seen him in a long time. My voice didnt sound like my own. I was telling the truth about not having seen him for a long time, but not about the other part I did know his address and phone number. Whenever I tell a lie, something weird happens to my voice.

No comment from her.

The phone was like a pillar of ice.

Then all the objects around me turned into pillars of ice, as if I were in a J. G. Ballard science-fiction story.

I really dont know, I repeated. He went away a long time ago, without saying a word.

The girl laughed. Give me a break. Hes not that clever. Were talking about a guy who has to make a lot of noise no matter what he does.

She was right. The guy really was a bit of a dim bulb.

But I wasnt about to tell her where he was. Do that, and next Id have him on the phone, giving me an earful. I was through with getting caught up in other peoples messes. Id already dug a hole in the back yard and buried
everything that needed to be buried in it. Nobody could ever dig it up again.

Im sorry, I said.

You dont like me, do you? she said suddenly.

I had no idea what to say. I didnt particularly dislike her. I had no real impression of her at all. Its hard to have a bad impression of somebody you have no impression of.

Im sorry, I said again. But Im cooking spaghetti right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:15:13 2011 No.7113320 File: 15 KB, 320x240, whatthefuckdidyoujustsay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113314 MAH BOI, THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOAR!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:15:13 2011 No.7113321 >222 posts and 118 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS BOARD?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:16:13 2011 No.7113323 The funny thing is when they start pretending they're American.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:17:13 2011 No.7113328 >>7113321 Don't you see what we did? We derailed this thread into a hilarious dump of kopipe, circlejerking, spam!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:17:13 2011 No.7113329 [X] 172 posts and 34 image replies omitted.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:17:13 2011 No.7113332

Im sorry?

I said Im cooking spaghetti, I lied. I had no idea why I said that. But the lie had already become a part of meso much so that, at that moment at least, it didnt feel like a lie at all.

I went ahead and filled an imaginary pot with imaginary water, lit an imaginary stove with an imaginary match.

So? she asked.

I sprinkled imaginary salt into the boiling water, gently lowered a handful of imaginary spaghetti into the imaginary pot, set the imaginary kitchen timer for eight minutes.

So I cant talk. The spaghetti will be ruined.

She didnt say anything.

Im really sorry, but cooking spaghetti is a delicate operation.

The girl was silent. The phone in my hand began to freeze again.

So could you call me back? I added hurriedly.

Because youre in the middle of making spaghetti? she asked.

Yeah.

Are you making it for someone, or are you going to eat alone?

Ill eat it by myself, I said.

She held her breath for a long time, then slowly breathed out. Theres no way you could know this, but Im really in trouble. I dont know what to do.

Im sorry I cant help you, I said.

Theres some money involved, too.

I see.

He owes me money, she said. I lent him some money. I shouldnt have, but I had to.

I was quiet for a minute, my thoughts drifting toward spaghetti. Im sorry, I said. But Ive got the spaghetti going, so . . .

She gave a listless laugh. Goodbye, she said. Say hi to your spaghetti for me. I hope it turns out O.K.

Bye, I said.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:17:13 2011 No.7113334 File: 13 KB, 251x189, 1288919246695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know what this thread's missing: GETs

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:17:13 2011 No.7113338 >'Hurp, /jp/ is the easiest board to troll'. That's true, but it's also true that /jp/ is a tsun board and not just with Alice.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:18:13 2011 No.7113340

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:18:13 2011 No.7113341

When I hung up the phone, the circle of light on the floor had shifted an inch or two. I lay down again in that pool of light and resumed staring at the ceiling.

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad, sad thing.

Now I regret, a little, that I didnt tell the girl anything. Perhaps I should have. I mean, her ex-boyfriend wasnt much to start with an empty shell of a guy with artistic pretensions, a great talker whom nobody trusted. She sounded as if she really were strapped for money, and, no matter what the situation, you’ve got to pay back what you borrow.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the girl the thought usually pops into my mind when Im facing a steaming-hot plate of spaghetti. After she hung up the phone, did she disappear forever, sucked into the 4:30 p.m. shadows? Was I partly to blame?

I want you to understand my position, though. At the time, I didnt want to get involved with anyone. Thats why I kept on cooking spaghetti, all by myself. In that huge pot, big enough to hold a German shepherd.

Durum semolina, golden wheat wafting in Italian fields.

Can you imagine how astonished the Italians would be if they knew that what they were exporting in 1971 was really *loneliness*?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:18:13 2011 No.7113343 >implying that the thing that made the franchise relevant at all ruined it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:19:13 2011 No.7113344 File: 175 KB, 351x1697, 1300237715745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113338

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:19:13 2011 No.7113347 >>7113341 Is posting Murakami's short stories /jp/'s version of 404 the cancer copypasta?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:20:13 2011 No.7113352 this thread is just spam and a tripfag samefagging a conversation with himself there's no reason to be surprised it has so many replies, or to even think /jp/ has anything to do with this thread at all

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:20:13 2011 No.7113353

OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macro's to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

Scarlet Flanders !/FLAN9uAyQ Thu Mar 17 22:20:13 2011 No.7113356
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>>7113320
Gee, it sure is meme spouting up in here.

Mah boi, it might be nice to say something that hasn't been said a million times.

Go on, its cool. You can let it out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:20:13 2011 No.7113357 Somebody downloading it and then posting it on 4chan is not stealing, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:20:13 2011 No.7113358 >>7113347 What are you talking about? We just like posting copypasta.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:21:13 2011 No.7113361 The only thrown version is the one he uses in ubw in the battle against Archer outside the Church.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:22:16 2011 No.7113367 File: 121 KB, 1037x778, howsoapplayscod.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7113356 Like I fucking trust you...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:23:13 2011 No.7113376 But overall, you like star's character better than luna or sunny.

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Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:24:13 2011 No.7113380

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like

Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like

Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was

full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name,

Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would

go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even

harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out

and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he

grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who

knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda.

The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me

the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>	Scarlet Flanders !/FLAN9uAyQ Thu Mar 17 22:24:13 2011 No.7113381 >>7113367 Dont wanna talk? Thats cool. But ya know if you wanna pointlessly scream memes all day theres always /b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:25:13 2011 No.7113386 Hey guys, you were in a thread from /A/ and you mentioned that you practiced aikido. Because you want to translate a game you like and you know that you fully understand, not some random game.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:27:13 2011 No.7113396 Well done OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:27:13 2011 No.7113398 >>7113303 If you hate them, post their contact info.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:28:13 2011 No.7113400 Yeah sure is fun to be able talk shit on other people like >>7012767.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:28:13 2011 No.7113402

Some of us laugh whenever you use weeaboo as an insult or say "WELL, YEAH I CAN GO FUCK LIKE 20 BITCHES, I BET YOU REAL MAD". Neither of those things phase us in the slightest.

In reality /jp/ is the best-composed and most closed-circle board here (which isn't saying much since it used to be much more closed and elitist in the past).

Also /jp/ is one of the most intelligent boards here by default of having on average an older userbase than the rest of 4chan (23-24), being basically impossible to troll and having janitors that actually work. Despite having some NEETs here (they are around on every board honestly) they generally are composed and civilized unlike in other boards like /r9k/ where they are pissing their pants with insecurity about not being good looking or having any real prospects / notable qualities in life. From this insecurity comes an overcompensation of anger and showmanship that easily manifests on the shittier boards here. They think that by being mad and acting tough they can hide the fact that they are just as pathetic (if not far moreso for lying to themselves) as whoever they are insulting.

Also /sci/ could have been a contender when it booted up, but it quickly attracted too many idiots who don't know shit about science and is now mostly a shitpile of algebra homework and religious troll threads. You see, I take that personally because I'm a molecular biologist and would have welcomed another board to enjoy on 4chan besides /jp/.

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Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:30:13 2011 No.7113416
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What do you love most about Saten?

I love her bright, shining eyes and her playful, slightly mischievous smile.
Her casual, laid back demeanor allows her to get along well with everybody. She would make a great friend. Yet when the going gets tough, she can put on a serious face.
The white flower in her hair, unlike Uiharu's brazen, tacky hair garden, is subtle and elegant. Symbolizing purity and innocence, it compliments Saten very well.
It is no wonder why the vandal in episode 3 would target such a beautiful girl. The jealousy in her heart must have been eating her alive. Amazingly, the enlarged eyebrows did not besmirch Saten's beauty one bit. She could have scribbled all over her body, and Saten would still be as lovely as ever.
It's a tragedy that she doesn't have any powers. Despite this, she doesn't hesitate to jump in and do the right thing. Truly commendable for a girl her age, in a country where people see rape/murder and just keep on walking.

This show is becoming less and less about the Railgun and more and more about Saten. I light up every time she appears on screen and am disappointed when she is only given a couple lines of dialogue. Honestly, the only reason I keep downloading new episodes is to see her calming smile. I hope she stars in a spinoff show.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:30:13 2011 No.7113417

The Autistic Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, ZUN!bar and Suigin went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and ZUN!bar hit Suigin in her Autist with a big Autistic iceball. It hurt a lot, but ZUN!bar kissed it Autisticially and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really Autistic snow man!" ZUN!bar said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Suigin said. "That would be more Autistic and politically correct."

"I know," ZUN!bar said. "We can make a snow Autist. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up Autisticially and made a Autistic snow Autist. ZUN!bar put on a Autist for the Autist. The Autist was almost as big as Suigin.

"It looks Autistic," ZUN!bar said Autisticially. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Suigin said and held up a Autistic Autist. "I found this on an Autist." She put the Autist onto the Autist's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Autist, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like an Autist Autisting Autisticially.

Suigin screamed Autisticially and ran but the snow Autist chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Autist Autisted her Autisticially.

"Nobody does that to my little Autistic Autist," ZUN!bar screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Autist through the Autist. It fell down and ZUN!bar kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Suigin said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The Autist lay in the yard until a Autistic child picked it up and took it home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:30:13 2011 No.7113419 Jp/ is the worst board on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:32:13 2011 No.7113425 ';It looks Autistic,'; zun! Bar said Autisticially.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:32:13 2011 No.7113428
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"Boys to celebrate the formation of interest Hee Hee interest, even in sukiyaki!"
Gil and everyone say something dull.
Gil is dull dull weight that we, and sometimes even the direction here,
Let me stand a little finger, inviting the sex shop.
Take don, bowl, until the noodles and delight.
The dull thick udon "You fool I can not.
Minors go to Ueno Zoo. 」と言うと、 "So,
」と虎児。 "If it were Ueno, I have run the pub run by out." Tiger and children.
"Erotic expedition!" We don thick, highly exciting. が、 , And
"I go home." Gil and dull.
"You're the guy you started to say, I'll pack and go." Tiger and children.
"Back out, and video Minai. Nde return date." Gil and dull.
"You adult video at all?" Is said to don Gil,
"[Rust] is patience."
Gil is saying that dull, they trot back from the spot.

>>	Scarlet Flanders !/FLAN9uAyQ Thu Mar 17 22:34:13 2011 No.7113438 >>7113419 ok... but this is /jp/ never been to boards.4chan.orgJp/ so wouldnt know...

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:34:13 2011 No.7113443

萌奈美(今井美樹)と金輪際会わないこと、萌奈美との記憶を抹消することを

条件に、手術をして萌奈美を助けてやると、祐（草彅剛）に迫る航一(高嶋
政伸)。
萌奈美のことを第一に考える祐は、萌奈美を助けてほしいと航一に頭を下げ
る。

それからほどなく、萌奈美は航一の病院へ入院し、3日後に手術が行われる
こととなった。
「手術が終われば、いろんな苦しみからも解放される。
　僕が救ってあげるからね。」
航一は笑顔で萌奈美に告げる。

「生きられるという希望を、胸に抱きながらも、
　何かが私を、たまらなく不安にさせていました。」

「あと３日で・・・すべてが終わるよ。
　・・・萌奈美。」
病院の廊下を歩きながら航一がつぶやく。

「院長先生。今夜はどう？」理恵が呼び止める。
「無理だな。」
冷たくそう言い立ち去る航一。
「・・・奥様の手術は・・・やっぱり大事ですか？」

病院の食堂で食事をしていた肇(佐藤健)は、先輩医師たちの噂を耳にする。

「院長夫人の検査って緊張しますよね。」
「でもありゃ、いくら院長とはいえ厳しいな。」
「ですよね。何しろ４センチもありますからね。」
「しかもあの深さにある腫瘍だよ。
　誰が見たって全摘出は無理だろう。
　たとえ取り除けても、記憶障害はもちろん、意識障害が起きて
　寝たきりになる可能性もある。
　院長も承知の上だろうけどな。」

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:36:13 2011 No.7113452

先輩医師の会話が気になった肇は萌奈美のカルテを調べ始め・・・。

夜、祐の携帯に電話をする萌奈美。
しかし、祐はぐっと堪えて、着信が途切れるのを待つのだった。

そして航一は、公衆電話の前にいる萌奈美を見つめていて・・・。

その夜、祐が肇のアパートへ帰ると、肇に衝撃的なことを聞かされる。
「いや、実はさ・・・
　今日、他の先生が萌奈美さんの手術の話してんの、聞いちゃってさ。
　そしたら・・・兄ちゃんが院長から言われた話とちょっと違うんだよね。
」
「違うって？」
「たとえ腫瘍は取り除けても、記憶は失う可能性が高いって話してて・・・

　院長も承知の上だろうって。」
「え・・」
「で、俺も検査結果調べてみたんだけどさ。
　もちろん俺の判断なんて全然まだ、自信ないけど・・・
　同じ結論っていうか。」
「それって、院長が嘘をついてるってこと？」と安奈。
「まあ・・さすがにそれはないよな。ないない。
　あ、そうだ。俺の指導医の先生が手術チームに入ってるから、
　明日聞いてみるよ。」
「頼む。」
「萌奈美さんから何か連絡とかありました？」
「留守番電話に、手術が三日後に決まったって。」
「三日後・・・」
「三日後か・・・。
　あ、咲いてる。」
三人は啓翁桜を見つめ・・・。

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Thu Mar 17 22:45:13 2011 No.7113497 Get the fuck out of here. All of you. The bitch has no friends, especially not here. Neither do you. Be gone, and take your EPIK MEMES with you.

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