/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/03/17/operation-tomodachi-us-military-too-cool/

from 2chan

>“As expected of our friends!”
>“USA! USA!”
>“They’re so handsome. It’s like a movie, really.”
>“I could cry. We’re truly grateful, America!”
>“Sorry we were so hard-hearted. It seems America was our only >friend after all.”
>“They are really used to this stuff, aren’t they?”
>“They really are tool cool. What is this sense of security I feel…”
>“Please make Japan a state.”
>“Guys who have seen actual combat are in a different class.”
>“They are heroes, seriously.”
>“As expected of our master! Japan will remain by your side as >your Pochi forever!”
>“Rather than seeing our government’s incomprehensible press >conferences, seeing the US army on the ground is much more >reassuring.”
>“The SDF isn’t bad, but seeing this you can really tell how badly >Japanese lack decisiveness.”
>“I got wet when I saw this on the news. America can have me >any time!”
>“They seriously look too cool! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!”
>“The USA is truly Japan’s ally!”
>If God made the world into a feature film America would be the >protagonist.”
>“Americans may be stupidly optimistic but they are certainly brave and believe in justice.”
>“It’s amusing that we can rely on another nation’s armed forces >more than we can our own government…”
>“I cried!”

No thanks are necessary Japan. just doing our job as Americans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109442-san does not understand how quoting works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109454
But he's quoting things from the article
>sankakucomplex

[Anonymous No.]

Except when it comes to Libya. Fuck that shit. You want your no-fly zone, you other fuckers better put some shit up to bat. People in the middle east have a habit of not liking us.

[Anonymous No.]

surprised shitkaku reports anything anybody says that's nice about us

oh wait, the OP's an obvious eurotroll or ausfailian or something, so it might be Artefact himself

>>>/int/

[Anonymous No.]

>weeaboo version of fox news

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109476
he reports whenever they insult us about things like animu/mango piracy too

[Anonymous No.]

>If God made the world into a feature film America would be the protagonist.”

I honestly have no words. Thank you Japan

[Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>7109469
>People in the middle east have a habit of not liking us.
No, it's more like they have a habit of being afraid of us because we have a habit of attacking them for having governments led by radical Muslims who were given positions of power by us because they swore they would be loyal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109467
>But he's quoting >things from >the article
Not like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109492
Quoting parts of it. Same fucking thing you graybeard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109492
He was quoting Sankaku, which was quoting some Japanese people. The use of double quotations is unorthodox but justifiable in this case. Posting articles from Sankaku is not.

[Anonymous No.]

i'll believe all of this isn't some kind of meme actually making fun of america when i see the thread.

probably not even then.

you do not just "like" america in the modern world. we exist to be spat on. or rather, every nation's duty is to spit on every other nation, people aren't supposed to get along.

[Anonymous No.]

well, I guess the US/japan alliance manga wasn't a load of bullshit after all

[Anonymous No.]

Three months later:
>GET OUT OF OKINAWA AMERICANS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109506
>every nation's duty is to spit on the USA
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109506
that's just the british trying to get their colonies back by manipulating everybody and paying huge money to get inept, tactless people elected here

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109516
>U.S.A.
>Usa
>Rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109528

you say that now, but as soon as something bad happens in whatever shitty country you live in, you can bet your ass America will be the first one there to help.

making sure we set up a lasting military base in your country to leech off your resources as our payment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109545
AMERICA FUCK YEAH

Captcha = edurr Jamuna

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109519
More like once a weeaboo soldier rapes someone, which is like every few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

You have a whole fucking board for bashing Americans and you have to come to this board which isn't about America and which isn't even about Japan to spam your shit. Go back to your own boards. And for those of you from /jp/, stop posting in these thread, you retards. You should know better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109545
You wish for American help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109545
>in whatever shitty country you live in
>in your country
But I am American...

[Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>7109559
...or so he says, while posting in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109567
Yeah, well, I'm a shit poster and retard too. It can't be helped.

But for fuck's sake these threads need to go away.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck, Japan didn't send us bottle water when 9/11 happened. why are we wasting our precious bottled water on them?

[Anonymous No.]

fuck amerikka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109442
Yes they are masters when it comes to raping and pillaging poor countries.

captcha: UASCUPV Culdist (how weird)

[Sakurada !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>7109568
I agree, but I'm pretty sure nothing short of moot actually assigning a decent team of janitors to /jp/ is going to fix the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109558
僕と契約して我が国の犬になってよ

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109576
Unfortunately, in the absence of decent moderation, we will have to settle for my bitching. It can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

Europeans are so fucking jelly of Japan and America special relationship. They are so green with envy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109580

[Anonymous No.]

THE ONLY REPLIES THAT SHOULD BE IN THIS THREAD IS

REPORTED

GET THIS SHITKAKU STUFF OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109498
>>7109504
>The guy was pointing out how the OP quoted >every time the pasted text went to a new line >in the text box (hence the multiple >'s in one >line of text), a common mistake people new >to 4chan make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7109564
I fucking lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

>Sankakucomplex
>31 posts and 4 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

[None !8xNTRx9.86 No.]

Now all we need to do is link this to the facebook PARL HUBBA people.

I would like to see their well educated opinions on this matter.

>Picture half-related.