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7101975 No.7101975 [Reply] [Original]

Why exactly does /jp/ exist? It is exactly the same as /a/.

>> No.7101979

We cover what they don't.

>> No.7101985
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>> No.7101987

>/a/ XD
>/jp/ I find your picture delightfully amusing

>> No.7101989

>>7101979
I look at the board and see cartoon and comic threads. There is one thread about the nuclear/earthquake shit going on in Japan, but /a/ has that too.

>> No.7101992

Shitposting newfag spotted and reported.

>> No.7101995

Fuck off retard

>> No.7102003

>>7101989
>There is one thread about the nuclear/earthquake shit going on in Japan
No, that's a thread about nuclear hell ravens.

>> No.7102004

>>7101992
90% of 4chan is shitposting. But I asked a genuine question. I clicked on /jp/ wondering what it was and found more or less a second /a/ board.

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http://www.4chan.org/rules#jp
http://www.4chan.org/rules#a

>> No.7102008

>>7102003

>>7101414

>> No.7102009

Moot being the naive person he was when he first created /a/, didn't realize it would be a place for the touhou/dakimakura/Visual Novels and other not anime/manga items but still japanese media-related, so /jp/ is pretty much that catchall, in his mind anyways.

>> No.7102012

>>7102004
>But I asked a genuine question.
Metathreads are still shitposting, no matter how "genuine."

>> No.7102014

>>7101989
Visual Novels, Idols, Excessive amounts of Touhou, doujin (games, music, porn), elitists, hypocrisy, etc.

>> No.7102016

>>7102012
well boo fucking hoo. get over it

>> No.7102019

Moot created /jp/ 3 years ago as a board for things that were constantly posted in /a/ but were not particularly anime related.

There's your honest answer. You can delete the thread now.

>> No.7102021

>>7102008
Yes, it's a thread about nuclear hell ravens. Learn to read.

>> No.7102025

>>7102019
Yeah, I'll get right on that.

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>>7102016

>> No.7102032

>>7102028
That comic was screwed up in so many ways.

>> No.7102035
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>>7102028
Just no...

>> No.7102040

>>7101987
More like
>/a/: XD
>/jp/: sage because hey, sage.

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>>7102032
Screwed up her ass if you know what I mean

>> No.7102045

>>7102032
>>7102028
What's the source on that?

>> No.7102046

It has been almost 5 minutes already
Why haven't you deleted this thread yet?

>> No.7102049
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7102049

Me when nobody realizes that /jp/ is Jurassic Park general.

>> No.7102051

>>7102043
When you say "if you know what I mean". You're meant to have said something indirect to what you meant.

>> No.7102053

>>7102028
Source, hurry up before this thread gets deleted. or maybe not

>> No.7102055

>>7102049
Now it's making sense. But why did the weeaboos take over the jurassic board?

>> No.7102056

>>7102040
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.7102059

>>7102040
You probably came from a fast moving board like /b/ where people use sage as an insult.
I'd recommend you to read the 4chan faq and leave /b/ - 4chan tutorial island.

>> No.7102069

>>7102055
We're actually all raptors. Raptors love Japan, you know.

>> No.7102072

>>7102059
sage is an insult in /jp/ as well.

>> No.7102077

>>7102069
Little girl raptors anon, little girl raptors.

>> No.7102078

>>7102072
This is true. The word sage is used as an insult as well as a means of posting without bumping. The word has evolved and those who cling on to the idea that it isn't being used as an insult are only kidding themselves.

>> No.7102079

>>7102059
Ive been on /jp/ since the split you presumptuous faggot.

>> No.7102080

>>7102072
[citation needed]

>> No.7102082
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>>7102072
Then nokosage so babies don't cry at blue name

>> No.7102085

>>7102082
wat

>> No.7102087

>>7102072
>>7102078
You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;dr SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

>> No.7102090

>>7102082
Exactly. If you weren't using sage as an insult, you would nokosage instead.

>> No.7102091

>sage is an insult

hahaha.

>> No.7102095

>>7102079
then you ought to know better, or you're irreversibly dumb.

>> No.7102097

Far from the same as /a/

>> No.7102100

>>7102087
Sage stops your post from bumping the thread. It does do something. It doesn't affect the thread negatively. It just stops it from being bumped to first place on the board. Get over yourself faggot.

>> No.7102101

Do you really need to start the same boring and unnecessary argument every goddamn time, /jp/ ?
Jesus fucking christ you guys.

>> No.7102103

>>7102079
Yet you still take sage as an insult?
I don't think so.

>> No.7102105

>>7102100
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.7102106

>>7102091
>>7102087
>>7102080
/sigh
Sage is also used when you don't want to bump a thread you hate, thus prolonging it's life.

>> No.7102110

>>7102105
Because you are attempting to insult them by using it. Otherwise you would use nokosage.

>> No.7102111

You used to be able to talk about things on /jp/ but now if I make a topic about japan, japanese girls, or anything of the like it gets deleted and I get banned for trolling.

>> No.7102112

>>7102028
What doujin is this from?

>> No.7102113

>>7102101
>argument
There is never an argument. It's everyone else telling some retard that they are retarded. Every time.

>> No.7102114

>>7102106
>>7102110
You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;dr SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

>> No.7102115

>>7102103
I didn't say I took sage as an insult. You're just running with your own idea, not mine.

>> No.7102116

>>7102114
>retard
>doesnt know about nokosage

>> No.7102117

>>7102106
>/sigh
Go back to whatever roleplaying shithole you came from.

>> No.7102122

The last post in this thread was at 19:14
That is more than 10 minutes after OP proclaimed he would delete this thread
So here comes the question
Why is this thread still here?

>> No.7102123

>>7102114
Oh, so it's copy pasta, had me worried there for a minute.
>>7102117
Better than pretending to be a little girl.

>> No.7102126
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HELLo!

>> No.7102127

>>7102115
>>7102116
Rule 13: Sage - In general, sage doesn't have a negative connotation in /jp/. It doesn't mean "I HATE YOUR POST," it's just a command that lets you post without bumping. Sagebombing is also fucking retarded, a single bump can ruin your entire sagebomb and if you reach the bump limit the OP can just recreate the thread. If you don't like a thread, just hide it using 4chan's Firefox Extension.

>> No.7102131

>>7102122
I never said I would delete this thread.

>> No.7102134

>>7102123
What is "sage"?

Entering "sage" (by itself) into the [E-mail] field while replying will cause the thread not to bump to the top of the page, while still counting against its reply count. Threads that reach their reply limit can no longer be bumped, causing them to sink to the back pages and be pruned more quickly. Abusing the sage function by "sage-bombing" is frowned upon and may result in a ban.

>> No.7102137

>>7102113
And that makes it even more pointless.
It's like some sort of twisted broken record or something, do you guys actually enjoy this ?
Just ignore the shit and move along, you can even hide & report if your sperger tells you so.
That unnending love for meta bullshit, as well as that "every thread must be replied to" OCD of yours have to cease, /jp/.

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>>7102126

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>>7102131

>> No.7102151

>>7101975
By asking this question it shows you haven't been here long enough to as it.

Lurk moar.

>> No.7102152

>>7102146
My god you're right! I couldn't possibly have lied or just said that to be sarcastic. I really will delete it right this minute!

>> No.7102154
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7102154

ITT: what is /jp/ to sage fight
I love /jp/

>> No.7102157

>>7102152
Your shitty thread served it's purpose already
So why not delete it and move on to
>>>/a/
Or whatever other community that you came from?

>> No.7102158

>>7102152
Anybody posting under this line is feeding the troll
------------------------------------------------------------------------

>> No.7102159

Sage isn't used for policing the board either.

>> No.7102162

>>7102137
>do you guys actually enjoy this ?
I'd rather educated those /a/utists, /v/irgins and /b/uugums now than having to deal with "please don't sage my post!" shit later
so I will keep posting those until he gets the fact that sage isn't used in a negative way on /jp/ through his thick skull.

>> No.7102163

>>7102151
Awesome detective skills Sherlock. It's not like I said I haven't been to this board before or anything.

>>7102004

>> No.7102167

>>7102157
Holy shit, I clicked on /a/ and this was teh first thread.

>>>/a/47089900

Now I can't tell which board is which

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>> No.7102176

>>7102162
educate*
brainfart
>>7102158
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what trolling means.

If people lurked more I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that fucks up the meaning of words and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Thinking you "trolled" a person just by making it believe a lie is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of term that is used to describe people who literally try to make you angry just by insulting you or your tastes. in others forums they do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at knowing the meaning of trolling.

The true meaning of trolling means YOU posted something intentionally enraging (Personal opinions don't count) to get somebody incredibly mad and respond seriously to your post. If a person tells you to "Fuck off" or similar things, it doesn't mean he got trolled, it means your trolling attempt was so lame you should just stop trying. Trying to use "U mad" and other similar memes is just a pathetic attempt of covering your hurt ass (Because you are obviously hurt that your troll didn't work and you are trying to save face).

Trolling never meant to be funny, or annoying, or cool, or anything. Only huge nerds with no lives or girlfriends try to get off to people getting mad on the internet. It's like they are admitting their own insecurities and loneliness.

I want to use sarcasm, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm trolling or something.

>> No.7102179

>>7102162
If that were true at all you would be using nokosage instead of sage.

>> No.7102180

>>7102162
This is actually a valid reason for meta-discussion. What else is going to ensure the newcomers pick up our posting style/habits.

>> No.7102186

>>7102179
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.7102187

>>7102180
They shouldn't pick them up. They should leave.

>> No.7102194

I use the 4chan filter to filter out sage.

>73 posts
>24 hidden posts
Feels good man.

>> No.7102197

>>7101992
>over 30 mins since report
>thread still exists, op isnt banned
man oh man, you sure showed him

>> No.7102198

Don't let this be your first impression of /jp/, OP. We're capable of holding great threads, you just happened to come at the wrong time or something.

>> No.7102202

/jp/ - shitposting culture.

Mods randomly ban people and delete threads so feel free to shitpost - you have low chance to get thread deleted, and they try to turn board into next /a/ so it's ok if you post threads like this one or about anime XD
It's not complaining about moderation - It's information for our new friend

>> No.7102210

>>7102194
>>>/v/
Afraid sage might hurt your feelings? Grow up.

>> No.7102216

>>7102198
NO, all our threads are shit and we are shit
SO NEVER COME BACK

>> No.7102217

>>7102197
>>7102202
I just got a warning for "off-topic" posting. i was actually trying to reflect on my posting a bit, but so much for that.

>> No.7102220

>>7102197
sup op

you don't know how /jp/ works, how sage works, or how reporting works

are you from gaia?

>> No.7102223

>>7102216
>he's trying to scare new friends off

>> No.7102225

Someone please build a time machine so I can go back to early /jp/ when normals and shitposters stayed away from the board.

Also, OP, kindly delete your thread since it served its purpose and is off-topic. Thank you.

>> No.7102230

>>7102223
lol greentext

>> No.7102232

>>7102210
Actually one day i went on /v/ out of curiosity and they had one of those "who is in your filter" threads. In it, there were a lot of people filtering sage, I almost felt pity for those monkeys but they i recalled they use sage as an insult over there.

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>>7102225
No going back now.

>> No.7102235

>>7102230
i know, right XD

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>>7102225
I'm working on it, but so far it can only do text messages and bananas.

>> No.7102240

>>7102220
That wasn't my post. I do know how sage and reports work. I have already said I didn't know what /jp/ was until recently.

>> No.7102243

>>7102210
No, deal with it.

>> No.7102245

What? Are you new to 4chan OP?
nokosage so OP don't feel buttdevasted

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>>7102243
>I have no real answer so might as well spout a meme to look good

On your language:
>mfw I use nokosage so babies don't cry

>> No.7102254

>>7102245
he mad

>> No.7102263
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>>7102225
Remember when /jp/ was good?

>> No.7102264

When will this fucking tsunami disaster end?

>> No.7102267
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7102267

If only moot had put all that effort used on can.vas into hiring competent mods who actually ban shitposting /b/tards like the OP.

>> No.7102277

>>7102267
Every post on 4chan is considered a shitpost by someone else. If all of it were gone, the only boards we would have left would be /rs/ /f/ and /r/

>> No.7102280

OMFG THIS IS CANCER.

GET THIS SHIT OFF /JP/

MOOT, PLEASE CREATE /GAIA/ FOR THIS SHIT. owait

/JP/ HAS BECOME THE ASSHOLE OF THE INTERNET.

I REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN /JP/ WAS GOOD.

HOLY SHIT. FUCK THIS.

>> No.7102286

>>7102267
OP had a legit topic. Fags who refer to the F.A.Q are trolling. No board follows what they were designed for.

>> No.7102291

>>7102263
Cirno ;_;

>> No.7102294

>>7102277
Obviously you haven't been to /r/ or /f/.

>> No.7102299

>>7102267
/b/tards bring in probably 90% of the ad revenue. They are not going away.

>> No.7102300

>>7102252
>using non-/jp/-related reaction image.
Didn't know putting you on filter would annoy enough to be butthurt.

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/jp/ is the shit I love hanging out at /jp/ while I'm fried

>> No.7102305

>>7102286
Too true.

/v/ currently has a star trek thread.
/b/ has constant copy pasta.
/a/ has nuclear/earthquake Japan shit.
/vp/ has digimon threads.
/sci/ has sci-fi threads, but they can get that on a technicality.

>> No.7102306

>>7102286
I don't think you know what trolling means.

Can't wait for a raid in about 2 hours hosted by someone who got butthurt in this thread.

>> No.7102313

>>7102305
>/sci/ has sci-fi threads
And abysmal "HALP rly hrd homewerk plz asist" threads. And not to mention the religion threads.

>> No.7102314

>>7102294
I'm not saying they are clean of what people consider shitposting. But there are threads on /r/ that just aren't and on /f/ it's hard to consider the OPs shitposting when they actually post flash. Except the tards that try to spam popups. My point is when compared to the rest of the 4chan boards, they are relatively clean.

>> No.7102319

Start with a cage containing five monkey. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, then, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairs. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?

Because Otaku Culture.

>> No.7102320

>>7102313
Yeah but those are trolls mostly. Same as science on /x/, non-animated gifs on /gif/ and family guy on /a/. They don't really count. Digimon on /vp/ is on the edge of that.

>> No.7102322

>>7102314
Eh. /f/ is mainly "lolicatgirls I'M PLAYING THE GAME; THE ONE THE WILL TAKE ME TO MY END" reposts, shitty porn and meme rehashes.

>> No.7102323

In general here boards are rarely "the _____ board". They usually end up being "The board for people who like _____".

>> No.7102327

>>7102323
There are no truer words in this thread than yours.

>> No.7102346

>>7102322
Dammit it anon! It's stuck in my head now.

>> No.7102374

opened jp and a
compared the two
only difference is 1 thread on each
a has a japan earthquake thread
jp has a thread about food

>> No.7102381

>>7102374
ok

>> No.7102383

>>7102374
Either way it's mostly anime and manga on both boards. Almost no difference between them.

>> No.7102389

>>7102383
Link me to an anime thread here in /jp/.

>> No.7102391

>>7102383
Get the fuck out.

>> No.7102399

>>7102383

I have to admit I'm very upset over this post.

>> No.7102405

>>7102391
he mad

>> No.7102411

>>7102389
>>7102391
>>7102399
>>7101514

>> No.7102417

>>7102405
Get the fuck out.

>> No.7102419

>>7102411
The last set of numbers are the link to an anime thread if you haven't noticed

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7102424

It was my second year of college and I was walking back to my dorm one night (I attend UC Berkeley and it's fairly open to the rest of the town, Berkeley, itself) and I wasn't with anyone and it was a more secluded, quieter, darker side of campus.

So, anyways, out of nowhere comes these 2 white kids (Just like me) with a knife, demanding I hand over my money. Just as I'm doing this (I'm 6'8" 240 but I'm not going against a knife) some black guy rounds the corner behind the white kids. He just goes "WHAT THE FUCK?" and pulls a gun out of his waistband. First thing I think is "Oh fuck we're all dead" but he just approaches the kids, tells em to put the wallet, cell phone and the knife they had on the ground. They do and then they ran. The guy just tucks the gun back in his waistband and smiles at me. I was kind of nervous but really fucking thankful, so I offered him some cash for possibly saving my life. He said "No, I'm fine. I'll get my payment eventually. There's benefits to being a good guy, right?" I nod and laughed at him.

However, right before I left he asked if he could use my cellphone. I handed it over and he made a call. Turns out he was on his way to Christmas shop and had forgotten the list so he needed to call his uncle back and recheck it.

I have never met another human being like that again. He changed my perceptions of minorities forever.

This is not copypasta .

>> No.7102430

>>7102411
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MIND=BLOWN PENIS=ERECT

>> No.7102436

>>7102430
I KNOW, YOU WERE WRONG, surprising isn't it.

>> No.7102437

>>7102411
I think you understood the post. /jp/ doesn't centre around anime/manga like /a/ does.

>Implying /a/ discusses anime/manga and doesn't shitpost /b/ shit.

>> No.7102440

>>>/a/47093652

>> No.7102443

>>7102437
>implying /jp/ doesnt shitpost constantly

>> No.7102450

>>7102411
If you posted a hokuto no ken thread on /a/, 99% of them would complain it isn't good like naruto. Full retard, all day e'ry day.

>> No.7102456

>>7102440
Here comes the butthurt and lolsorandum raids

>> No.7102457
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>>7102424
Screencapped for future generations

>> No.7102458

Am I the only one who loves to drop anime screencaps, greentext, and emoticons just to watch /jp/'s huge number of autist flip out?

I've been doing it purposefully since 01/2009 and it never fails to make me LMAO, lol.

>> No.7102467

>>7102458
Sudo?

>> No.7102468

>>7102458
>/jp/'s huge number of autist flip out
>of autist flip out
>autist

>> No.7102470
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>>7102458
>anime screencaps
As long as you don't use vlc snapshots I'll be calm as a gentle breeze

>> No.7102472

OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

>> No.7102473

>>7102458
And this post is why the world would be a better place if everyone were autistic.

>> No.7102483

>>7102458
except no one really cares

>> No.7102491

>>7102483
>no one really cares
>>7102467
>>7102468
>>7102470
>>7102473

>> No.7102497

Yesterday at around noon, I had been extremely bored for the past couple of hours. So, despite all the temptations to just jerk off to my manga, I decided to go to my friends house and hang out. We started to play pokemon and that got boring, so he suggested doing prank calls. I honestly have never done any prank calls, though I have seen most of the Girl Talk raids. He called the local gamestop and asked if they had any ps4's. I kinda cringed at the low brow humor, but I wanted to try. He gave the phone to me. I had no idea what to say. He just told me to think up of some ridiculous story. Being the /b/ that I am, I decided to act like I misdialed and I was calling my girlfriend or something. I, sadly, have no girlfriend and never had, so I have no idea what couples talk to each other like. He told me that he was going to download a random number, so it wouldn't be anyone that I knew. Phone rang, person picked up, I started to talk. "Hey, how you doing?" There was a pause. "So, are we gonna fuck tonight?" Another long pause, then the phone hung up.

I went home at around midnight, and my mom was in the living room sitting by the light. She seemed a bit upset, but I had no idea why. She looked at me and then asked, "What have you been doing?". I started to think to myself OSHI-, my friend must of called my house, that douche. "Uh... I have been hanging out at my friends." "O really.." My Dad walked into the room, and he looked pissed off too. I know they must of knew it was me. I'm dead. Then my mom started off, "I found these magazines in your room. we seriously need to talk about these." It was probably the weirdest feeling in the world. The feeling relief that you weren't in trouble for something you did, and the feeling that you have just been caught with porn.

So now I'm locked in my room. How do I get out?

>> No.7102516

>>7102458
Why don't you just go back to >>>/fk/, >>>/b/ where you belong and let us post in peace.

I'll keep reporting you anyway, and eventually you will be banned, then you will see how funny your cancer is.

>> No.7102527

>>7102497
first you leave 4chan for being underaged, then either shut the fuck up or go kill yourself

>> No.7102526 [DELETED] 

Sup /jp/
Actually, I am the true indirect creator of 4chan and Moot is a robot created and programmed by me with with super advanced magic logic code that requires you to type out whole sentences.
The way this method actually works with regards to electronics is completely incomprehensible by you mere humans (and this totally isn't because I don't understand formal language at all and basically have no idea what I'm talking about) but here's what that particular part of his programming basically looks like:

If /a/ is true, then /a/ must have stupid complaints about off-topic threads.
If stupid complaints about off topic post complaints is true, then Moot is annoyed with /a/.
If Moot is annoyed with /a/, Moot creates /jp/.

>> No.7102542

>>7102526
And then I sucked 1000s of cocks. Semen, I don't drink anything else.

>> No.7102548

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare. It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind. The content is not important, but the fear is. When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed. It is your room, but it is not your room. With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening. The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep. You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body. It's dark, but it's not dark. You're awake, but you're not awake. You are dead and being cremated. As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut. You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin. You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

>> No.7102570
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>148 posts and 21 image replies omitted.

>> No.7102582

>>7102570
Can you tell me what it is made to discuss?
Anime, Touhou, visual novels, dolls, doujins or manga are all covered by other boards

>> No.7102595
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7102595

>>7102542

>> No.7102598

>>7102582
What is /vp/ for?
Pokemon anime and manga go in /a/.
Pokemon games go in /v/.

>> No.7102606

>>7102598
Also doesn't make sense

>> No.7102610

>>7102582
The imageboards are not for discussion anyway, they are for image dumps. The textboards are for discussion.

>> No.7102615

>>7102606
What is any board for?
Anything goes in /b/.

>> No.7102617

>>7102610
So why aren't people posting pictures of Earthquake torn Japan?

>> No.7102618

How did this thread get over 100 replies? This isn't like you /jp/.

>> No.7102619

>Why exactly does /jp/ exist? It is exactly the same as /a/.
To add hundreds of replies to OPs that look like this.

>> No.7102621

>>7102615
To make it so there isn't 30 new threads a second?

>> No.7102632

>>7102617
No one cares I guess enough to go save lowres pictures form news sites and screen caps from television I guess.

>> No.7102648

>>7102618
Are you fucking kidding? /jp/ has fallen for every troll post ever posted on /jp/.

>> No.7102651

>>7102648
Every thread must be replied to.

>> No.7102659

>>7102648
Usually the traffic is way too low to get over 100 replies though, especially within 2 hours. I'm guessing the thread consists of 3 people arguing with each other.

>> No.7102662

>>7102659
The thread derailed several times(it's happening right now), and there were some kopipe floods and arguements. Most people completely ignored OP.

>> No.7102668

>>7102662
How does one derail a thread with no rails?

>> No.7102672

>>7102668
By going in the opposite direction.

>> No.7102679
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7102679

This thread is now the Titanic. Time to abandon ship folks.

>> No.7102680

>>7102668
Welcome to 4chan.

>> No.7102687

>>7102679
The women and children have to leave first.

>> No.7102688

The autism is strong in this board.

>> No.7102696

>>7102688
says the fag whose trip is rarely found outside /v/

>> No.7102697

>>7102688
It's because you are here

>> No.7102719

>>7102697
>implying /a/fags aren't just as bad as /v/fags

>> No.7102726

Seeing how this thread has already gone to hell and back I might as well request this in this thread.

Does anybody have that comic where somebody attempts to troll /jp/ but gets buttranged by a herd of superior trolls with Suigin as their leader.

>> No.7102736
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7102736

>>7102726

>> No.7102743

>>7102736
Thank you!

>> No.7102766

>>7102736
The only bad part is that they return with lolsorandumxD raids and w/e.
So butthurt

>> No.7102799

>>7102736
>>7102743
>>7102766
samefag

>> No.7102804

>>Why exactly does /jp/ exist? It is exactly the same as /a/.

>>177 posts and 24 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

I guess it was useless to think /jp/ would be less full of newfriends after the summer and holidays, during which I stopped visiting it completely.

>> No.7102818

>>7102799
Prove it

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>>7102804

>> No.7102850

>>7102736
I just posted that image on /b/ to prove it wrong.

/jp/ does nothing but whine and moan until they leave victorious.

>> No.7102863

>>7102850
You're holding so much anger towards a board on the internet that you actually think about revenge?
Wow... I'm sorry for you bro.
Hope that "legiun"-phase of yours passes quickly.

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>> No.7102895

>>7102863
>cant spell legion
>retard

>> No.7102897

>184 posts and 25 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
3-15-11: THE DAY /B/ OWNED /JP/

>> No.7102906

>>7102897
OP here. I don't post on /b/. /tv/ is my regular board.

>> No.7102908

>>7102906
>186 posts and 25 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
3-15-11: THE DAY /TV/ OWNED /JP/

>> No.7102914
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>> No.7102915

>>7102908
Wasn't even trying either. I ask a simple question and all the autistic weeaboos come in and cry and moan about it.

>> No.7102925

/jp/ is /a/ without retards who say shit like "wut do?" "i can has ____" "XD" and various other irritating shit spouted by little kids, homosexual normalfags, and women on the internet.

Well, /jp/ does say it sometimes, but it's said ironically.

>> No.7102926

>>7102915
>190 posts and 27 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
3-15-11: THE DAY /JP/ OWNED /JP/

>> No.7102929

>>7102925
you'd rather be hipster faggots than say those genuinely? /jp/ is the worst board

>> No.7102928

>>7102915
I decided to take a peek on /tv/ and it looked like a board that's going to turn into a pseudo-/v/.
What do you discuss there?

>> No.7102935

>>7102926
Actually, that's every day.

Today just happens to be more spectacular than most.

>> No.7102931

>>7102915
/jp/ was created for all the stuff /a/ didn't want, mainly touhou and VNs.
There question answered like you wanted. Please delete your thread now. /jp/ goes through enough already cut us some slack.

>> No.7102936

>>7102929
Sure whatever you say kiddo.

>> No.7102941

>>7102931
Awww poor baby. Did this thread hurt your feelings? I'll go and delete it right now. :(

>> No.7102948

>>7102928
Because /tv/ is absolutely packed with video games.

>> No.7102956

>>7102941
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

>> No.7102961

>>7102948
That's not what I meant.
I mean all the lolsorandum threads, greentext, etc.

>> No.7102992

>>7102956
>implying people on /jp/ never post on other boards
>implying that you have the balls to shoot a person in the head
>implying /jp/ wasn't already a shit board before people like me came along

>> No.7103005

>>7102992
I like to cut a holes in my jeans around the inner leg area and I like to do the old "sat on a gum trick" near my waifu that happens to be a Japanese exchange student that looks like a 3D version of Fuuka.

It goes like this, during class I yell out "Aww shit I sat in gum!!" and start pulling the skin of my sack out the hole. They've never noticed that it's actually my sack, hahaha.

She always tells me to be more careful and to look where I sit but she has no idea, poor 3D Fuuka.

>> No.7103011

>>7102992
>Implying
Heh, looks like you're one of the people contributing to the death of /tv/, as stated here:
>>7102961

>> No.7103014

>>7103005
And somehow /jp/ think they are on a higher level than /a/

>> No.7103019

>>7102961
It's the same on every board. You could pretty much say every board is turning into /b/.

>> No.7103022

>>7103014
At least they can tell copypasta from an original post /a/non.

>> No.7103037

>>7103014
I love ducks. They're so chill, they're just like, I'm a duck and I just quack randomly, and chill in some pond with other ducks. I sometimes go to someones house for some bread because I'm a duck and that's what I like to eat

>> No.7103037,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>7102992
Newfriends are so cute replying to copypasta.

>> No.7103037,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>7103037,1
get the fuck out

>> No.7103037,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>7103037,2
You sure got told.

>> No.7103037,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>7103037,3
okay
now get the fuck out

>> No.7103037,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>7103037,4
Use sage for your shitposts, please.

Told x2.

>> No.7103037,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>7103037,5
get out

>> No.7103037,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>7103037,6
Thank you for cooperating.

>> No.7103037,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>7103037,7
get out already

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