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>Leave my apartment for the first time in 2 months
>Notice post-it note on my door
>"WE NEED 2 TALK"

What the fuck do I do, /jp/?

>> No.7099465
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>> No.7099466

open the door
get on the floor

>> No.7099468

go to the store and get some talk, numbnuts

>> No.7099472

Do you have any idea how long it has been there?

Also, not your blog.

>> No.7099479

>>7099472
Nope, but I did notice my door was unlocked. Not sure if I left it unlocked myself or not.

>> No.7099481

they are coming for you, OP

stay in the home for 2 more months

>> No.7099486

you had enough food for 2 months? or was this planned?

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Just bend over and take it like a man.
Who knows you may even enjoy it..

>> No.7099490

>>7099481
That's the plan, I immediately went back inside and canceled my plans when I read it. Serves me right for trying to go to McDonalds rather than waiting for my grocery delivery like a good boy. I haven't eaten in 3 days now, I was desperate.

>> No.7099498

If you have someone who needs to talk to you then you're clearly a normalfag and need to get out of /jp/.

>> No.7099502

>>7099491
>>7099498
Quit saging my thread guys, it's fucking rude.

>> No.7099507

>>7099502
>doesnt know how sage works

Go back to whatever board you came from. You are certainly not welcome here.

>> No.7099508

>>7099502
Reported.

>> No.7099509

>>7099502
Sage is like punching someone in the face over the internet that's why I'm doing it.

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>>7099507
I know what it means now.

>> No.7099521

>>7099512
>Why jpSage?

Good question, sage is useless. It doesn't help delete a thread on a slow board like /jp/ so why bother with it in the first place?

>> No.7099532

>>7099521
If its just a shitposting thread like this there is no point in bumping it.
Hence the sage.

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