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Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:44:02 2011 No.7094006 [Reply] [Original]

I would like more of these jay pee. please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:44:02 2011 No.7094011 I would like to see you banned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:45:02 2011 No.7094013 That looks too clean. Also >>>/r/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:47:02 2011 No.7094015 File: 109 KB, 492x600, 1293835424371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AUGH WHY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:49:02 2011 No.7094023 File: 144 KB, 491x557, 1298489744799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:50:02 2011 No.7094025

AHHH

youve just been hurt feelings and butt ranged

go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander

i bet u hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO

ur just so made all the timeits 2 easy 23 own u

"I lik to drnikj sperm from my sperm bottle wile wearing my sperm necklace" - u

Also, reported.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:51:02 2011 No.7094027 File: 84 KB, 675x720, 1294037901562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will continue to bump my thread until I get all of them.

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:54:02 2011 No.7094041

>>7094027

Equipment:
1 cat in heat
1 Q-tip

Procedure:
Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward.

Insert the Q-tip into the cat’s vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two. Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat’s vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly.

You are finished when the cat is finished.

You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ***. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip. That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:56:02 2011 No.7094049 File: 33 KB, 496x447, 1293512096742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on /jp/, I know you want to post the rest

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:57:02 2011 No.7094058

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /jp/...

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /jp/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:58:02 2011 No.7094066 >>7094049 Show us your panties, Bulma

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:59:02 2011 No.7094068 File: 62 KB, 640x480, 1291590702771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7094066 Only of you show me them pictures

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:00:02 2011 No.7094072

OKAY ALL YOU SHIT TAKERS YOU NEED TO KNOW ONE THING.

I will not tolerate any more of you faggot ass faggots disrespecting me. do you know how close you are to being completely olibiterated? i am not even close to joking when i say you better shut the fuck up. is talking back to me really worth ending up dead in some ditch covered in your coevered in your own blood while you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot and knife would as you eventually die to death? FUCK YOU and show me the respect i deserve or you WILL know the true power of the fury of my unmstoppable raging wrath

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:03:02 2011 No.7094086 File: 174 KB, 372x270, 1292557873376.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I eagerly await the image macros I have requested.

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:03:02 2011 No.7094091

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really **** hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya. Shit was SO cash.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm **** her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:04:02 2011 No.7094098 >mfw OP is collecting your spam posts for his own personal use >just as according to keikaku >watashi wa nopperabo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:04:02 2011 No.7094100 >>7094072 >>7094058 Is that you suigin? Stop this before he becomes buttdevastated and your autism starts to kick in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:06:02 2011 No.7094105 File: 52 KB, 545x434, 1292638978838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7094098 >my face

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:09:02 2011 No.7094118 File: 27 KB, 641x349, 128735450851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I won't stop until I get that which I crave

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:11:02 2011 No.7094127 >>7094118 Cocks? >>7094098 If that was the case, he could, you know, just use google.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:13:02 2011 No.7094139 >>7094127 >If that was the case, he could, you know, just use google. Well, he could use google to find the image macros he was looking for as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:17:02 2011 No.7094153 File: 52 KB, 317x466, 1294110845239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's ok guys, I can keep bumping it

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:22:02 2011 No.7094167

I'd like to ask a question to everyone who thinks the name "cockmongler" is so important: have you thought about how many young people might be viewing this site? I know my teenage son LOVES to hang out on 4chan and other "anime" sites while he's at school. I really don't think such a funny picture needs a vulgar name like "cockmongler" to be funny.

The picture is good no matter what name we call it. "Grinman" is a meme we can show to our friends and family of every age. Would you try to give grandma a smile by showing her "cockmongler"?

It's a big internet out there, and the best memes are memes for people of all ages and cultures. I know I'm in the minority on this one, but how would all of you feel if I started calling this picture "Erection Cat"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:23:02 2011 No.7094169 File: 1.08 MB, 1280x1024, i rather dislike niggers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on guys, I know you want to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:24:02 2011 No.7094175 >>7094169 Ask /v/, we don't collect them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:25:02 2011 No.7094177 File: 124 KB, 303x291, 1293399614309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7094175 Yes you do!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:27:02 2011 No.7094188 Will you delete your thread if I give them to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:28:02 2011 No.7094192 Here OP http://www.freewebtown.com/jpshooter/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:29:02 2011 No.7094197 >>7094188 He's going to say yes but he won't do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:30:02 2011 No.7094202 File: 280 KB, 807x629, shigeru miyamoto.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7094188 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:32:02 2011 No.7094207 >>7094202 If you lie, at least don't use a reaction image, fucktard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:33:02 2011 No.7094211 File: 33 KB, 535x401, 1291585337567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7094207 I vow to delete this thread if I get all of them stupid image macros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:34:29 2011 No.7094217 >>7094202 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hurt+feelings+and+butt+ranged+meme >>7094197 I guess I'm just a sucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:39:18 2011 No.7094217,1 That feeling when your grossly misplaced faith in visitors is rewarded.

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