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Hey guys chieck out my new Hatsuke Miku fanfic

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DARK VAMPIRE A GO GO: A BATMAN/24/VOCALOID CROSSOVER: A SEQUEN TO BATMAN AND JACK BAUER AGAINST THE END OF TIME
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BY JOHNNY SPACBOOTS
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CHAPTER ONE: DARK JAZZ IN MY SOUL
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Miles Coltrane who was Hatsune Miku’s jazz boyfriend who had to bare his soul on the saxophone because his parents were killed by racists because he black and Japanese was playing in the bar but left after his set and met Miku in the alleyway for sesex. She said “Miles you big black bishounen bring it to me in my vagina” and he stared and licked his lips and said ok before putting his hard penis into her vulva until her servix and she said “OOOHHHHH” and he kept going halfway out again thrusting and they kissed and hugs and said they loved each other while they were naked and then they organasmed while she said “MILES BRING IT TO ME DDEEPR INTO MY CERVIX” and Miles said “YES I CAN I CAN FEEL IT” and they both screamed and noboby could see them because they were behind the dumpster in the alleyway and they organasmed again and she screamd “MORE MILES MORE OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE MY VULVA IS ON FIRE” and he said “MY DICK IS SO GREAT IN YOUR TIGHT SEA” meanwhile in the hidden stealth flying Batcave that was stealth and used mirrors and fibre opticks in order so that people looking at the sky couldn’t see it

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CHAPTER 2: THE DISAPPEAREANCE of HATSUNE MIKU
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Batman and Jack bauier was in the gflying batcove and the robot butler that replaced Alfred after it turned out he was evil terrorist bent on making Batman a zombie that would kill the present. Thye clunked their soda together and said “This is to a good partnership” and they laughed. Meanwhile the hatsune miku song was on the radio and Jack Bauer went suoper deformed like he was a kid but not really and with the happy background and harts and said “Oh my god hatsune miku is so damn kawaii!!!!!!!” and batman frown faced at him and said “You are a fool in this world that is dark and ruled by fear and criminals kawaii is an illusion” and he was angry. Jack Bauer said “Don’t be so biased because your parents are dead!!” and then batman threw his soda at him and ran off angery while the can hit Jack Bauer’s head in the face. Meanwhile the crime alarm went off from the corporate center call from Lucius Fox and he said “Batman this crime alarm is unethical” and Batman said “In dark times dark measures must be taken to fight the darkness” and Jack Bauer said “I agree.” And Lucius fox said “Shut up Jack Beaver I don’t trust you” anmd then he gave him the finger and Jack Bauer was mad. And then the robot b utler gave batman some tea and Jack Bauer said “Batman do you remember when my friend solid snake fought the terrorists in tokyol bay with the sailor scouts” and Jack Bauer said “The sailor scouts are a myth” and Batman punched him and said “NOOOOOO The sailor scouts are real because I have seed them with my eyes.” But the crime alarm went off and batman went to the portable batcomputer tat was attached to the portable flying batcove and he said “IT says on the paper that the vocaloids is disappeared except for miku!!” and then Bauer went SD and batman hit him with a paper fan.

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CHAPTER 3
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Simon Cowell was making love with Dracula while Satan was watching and jocking off into the a bowl while he watched them have esex.


HERES MORE TO COME AFTER THIS BE AUSE IT'S TO BE CONTIUNED~~~~!!!! STAY TOONED

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Yeah that was epic for the ween, OP.

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10/10
A+
Bravo!
Two thumps up!
Would read again!

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I want to write moar but my mom foud out and shell hit me with the spatula ahgain if she does again! HELAP ME WRITE MORE!

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>>7092184
That's enough, son. You are trying way too hard.

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Hatsune Mike is sooo last year.

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HELPA ME WIRTH CHAPTER 4 in the meantime heres my evangelion story


DNEON REVELATIONS EVANGELRION

A STORY BY JOHNNY SPACEBOOGTHS


1. THE DEATH OF THE AGNELS

Shinj was in the simulator that simulated hand-to hand combat with te anges with guns and knives instead of angels so that they would get a better feeling for fighting the angels because piloting evas was like moving around by yourself. He gripped the barrel of his assault rifle and used his cyber glasses to try and use radar to fnd the angel and he couldn’t find it because angels knew how to dodge radar.

Shinji saw the angel go around the corner and start eating from a trash can that was full of garbage and food and shot at it. It dodged and did a little laugh and Askua said over the intercom “SHINJI YOU ARE A STUPID FIGTHER I WILL CORNER IT AND YOU CHASE IT AND DISTRACT IT WHILE I LEAD IT TO YOU AND YOU KILL IT.”

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And Shinji nodded but was scared because he was only good at simple figthing. Then Askua saw the agnel in fron of it and she shot a grenade from her machine gun and blew up the alleyway in front of the angel and she laughed as it ran away while she had to climb the rubbel and she said “I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU WENT ANGEL BUT YOU ARE TRAPPED HA” and laughed. But then Shinji used his cyber-teleporteerg to teleleport to Askua who was startled and then screamed “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS” and turned her machine gun around from pointing at the angel to around where in the direction that Shinji’s face was and then started shooting him 45 times because it was a fast machine gun instead of a pistol.

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Then the area got green and computer words like The Matrix and a big hologram of Misato’s head appeared and was really angry and said “NO STOP THE STIMBLULATION.” And it looked at Asuka and Shinji and Shinji wasn’t dead without a face anymore because the simulation endeded. And the Misato head was followed by a Ritsuko head that was smoking and it was angry and it blew holographic smoke at Asuka but asuka wasn’t scared baecuse it was not real smoke anyway so she just laughed and said “You can’t scare me with your cancer, ha!” and Misato’s head got stuper deformed and started shouting “THE POINT OF THIS EXERCIUSE IS TO PRACTICE HUNTING ANGLES IN THE MOST ESSENCE LIKE IF YOU WERE THE EVAS” and Ritusko said “She is right because being in the eva is like being the brain of it when you pilot it you experience its feelings and pains that it feels on its body on the outside so you need to get used to being as if you were the eva meaning that you need to learn to combat on yourself.” And Shinji said “I know what the pain of piloting eva is and this hurts too, I thought I was dead!” and he started crying a bit but stopped because he was afraid of feelings. And then Askua kicked Shinji in the face and said “NOW THIS kick NOT a simulacrum!” and then they exited.

2. MEANWHILE ELSEWHERE ON THE BASE

Kaji was on his secret spy recroder phone talking to solid snake who was his secret contact outside of nerv.


CHAPTER 3

Simon Cowell was making love with Dracula while Satan was watching and jocking off into the a bowl while he watched them have esex.

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Though Art's Eyes

AN: Well I'm back but this is still my first time writing a story but I love Maria Sama Ga Miteru so much so one thing NO FLAMES PLEASE CAUSE ILL GET BACK AT YA! ALSO I MADE SOME CHARACTERS GET ALONG BUT IF THE REVEIWERS CAN HELP ME WITH THE CHARACTERS PERSONANITIES THAT WOULD BE GREAT TOO

WARRING: SOME DRITY TALK BECAUSE IM A DIRTY GIRL LOL BUT THERE IS SOME GAY BASHING DONT BE OFFENED PLEASE GO GAY PRIDE

ALSO EXCUSE MY BAD SPELLING AND GAMMER

"Thoughts" or "flashback"

"Man I can't seem to get this picture." Yumi groaned in frustration. "I've sitting here for months and I can't get anything right and my art teacher has been waiting, I have until next month what I'm I going to do!" Yumi had been one of Tokyo universities brightest art students but her family was lacking the money to pay for her to go to Tokyo University but her art won her a scholarship though an art program though Lillian high school; she is one of the most talented freshman out of Tokyo University. "I still can't get these pair of eyes out of my head those blue eyes, it's like there in my soul I must be going crazy." Oh no I'm going to be late to class yumi screamed to herself.

OXOXOXOXO

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The blue eyed Ogasawara heiress sat in the back of the black super stretch limo and sighed to herself. "It's off to college and then to my wedding I guess I love him but it's all for the best I guess" Sachiko thought bitterly. Ms. Ogasawara where here said the limo driver snapping Sachiko out of her thoughts the limo driver opened the door for Sachiko. Sachiko looked at the pristine building of Tokyo University the limo driver helped her carry her stuff to the front of the office. "I hope I can fit in here and I hope I can find what I'm looking for these dreams have got to stop I've been dreaming about this brown eyed girl for days now." Sachiko scolded herself for her wondering mind. Sachiko one of the wealthiest families in all of Tokyo went to Lillian high school and then Lillian University but soon transferred to Tokyo University destined to marry after high school.

"I wonder mother and father are still mad at me I'm still a little shocked myself with all of my training I should have better control, but something pulling me here I just hope there not to mad." thought Sachiko.

Flashback

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I will not allow you to go to that school with those kids you are a lady of high standard and you should not mingle with them I forbid it Sachiko's father said sharply. "Who knows there could be gangs not to mention gays do you know what that will do to are reputation if you were caught talking to one of them." said Sachiko's mother flippantly. "Why don't we just give sa-chan a chance." said a figure coming from the stairs. I know but all of the women of this family have been going to Lillian for years and the tradition will be broken if she goes to that trash of a college said Sachiko's father. Sachiko sat there a cold expressionless look in her face but on the inside a murderess rage was forming ready to manifest its self. Just she was about to burst a warm hand touched her shoulder and she looked up to see Kashiwagi he look in his eyes telling her to go no matter what.

Flashback ended

"I don't know if I should thank Kashiwagi or kill him for a fiancée he's very observant it makes it hard to know what he's thinking." Sachiko thought sarcastically. "I know there mad but I can't get that smile out my head".

Sachiko was snapped out of her thoughts when she reached the receptionist desk and was greeted by a girl with short hair she was handsome but she could tell the beauty was there. Hello may I help you asked the handsome young lady. Yes I'm here to get a room are you the receptionist? asked Sachiko in curiosity. No I'm not but she's out at the moment my names Hasekura Rei I was told to hand you your schedule in case you arrive. Sachiko bowed and introduced herself and asked for her room. Here you go room 311 Rei said giving Sachiko the key. Sachiko bowed and proceeded down the hall way gracefully while looking at her schedule. "What a strange one" thought Rei

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STOP WRITIGN STORIES IN MY STORY THREAD

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OXOXOXOXO

"Oh no I'm so late I hope I can get there before the bell rings I'm so in for it." Yumi said to herself while running down the hall way. It wasn't till she bumped into a hard yet soft figure throwing her off balance on her back taking the stranger with her. "Those eyes" thought Yumi. Yumi observed the beauty on top of her she traced every aspect of the raven haired beauty from lips to jaw line and drunk in the beauties features. "Those eyes and those lips I wonder what she could do with those lips." Yumi thought lustfully.

Sachiko looked at the girl below her intently "what is this feeling I never felt this way before my heart is racing those eyes and lips I wonder what they would taste like." Sachiko shook away the lustful thoughts that where forming not knowing that the young woman below her was doing the same. "She must be no older than 18 or so" thought Sachiko. Time seemed to stop for the two both completely forgetting the position that they were in until the bell rung "Oh no I'm so late!" Sachiko observed the younger girl. Yumi quickly got from under Sachiko with a small blush forming she bowed and apologized leaving Sachiko to herself for the first time in her life as a lady she was speechless.

XOXOXOXOX

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Yumi made it to class in a hurry but her mind kept wandering to the woman with the blue eyes I wonder would it be like to paint her. "I know I have seen those eyes before it must have been in high school, it can't be she looks like a lady of a high standard she could be a board member of the school I wonder what she's doing here." You wonder what Yumi said Shizama Yoshino Yumi's best fried of 4 years. So what are you thinking about is it a girl said Yoshino with taunting eyes YOSHINO! Yumi blushed and screamed rewarding her mad looks and snickers from teachers and students alike. Ms. Fukuzawa if our done with your show may I please go on with my lecture said the teacher Yumi sunk into her seat and Yoshino snickered well it looks like I was right said Yoshino. The teacher straightened up and finished there is a new student she's a sophomore but if any of you meet her show her around said the teacher with that the bell rung. I bet Rei-chan knows who this new student is I heard she was rich, Yoshino said while walking down the hall way, who knows she could be your roommate since you don't have one Yoshino said tauntingly.

I wonder how Rei puts up with you Yumi said jokingly. All day Yumi could not get the woman out of her head when it came time for art class Yumi found herself trying to draw the stranger.

OXOXOXOXO

Sachiko looked at the key and the door the door read 311. "I guess this is it I hope I just don't get an annoying roommate; I wish I could get that girl I bumped into." Sachiko shook all lustful thoughts to the back of her head. " I wonder what mother would say about me having these thoughts I would be thrown out for sure if not stoned."Sachiko thought bitterly. Sachiko opened the door to the dorm she observed the area and its surroundings she saw the stacks of paint and canvas's in the living room "I know my roommate isn't exactly a housekeeper, they are certainly an artist Sachiko said looking at the picture before her."

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OXOXOXOXO

Yumi got home at night "Between work and school I'll never get my painting done." Yumi muttered. "I wish I could see her again" Yumi thought sadly. Yumi opened the door and saw the raven haired goddess in her living room for the second time that day Sachiko was shocked one word could only be muttered "You".

PLEASE READ AND REVIEW <3

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NO THIS IS MY STOTRY THRAD YOU DON'T DELET THE PO S COMMENTS