Touhou TV Show

[Anonymous No.]

Zun refuses to make a touhou anime, but he OKs the creation of a set of educational after-school specials starring touhous.

One series is called "Yakumo Family Corner", where the Yakumos teach young teens about their changing bodies and how to cope with their changing selves.

"R-Ran-shama...I feel all weird in my tummy and there's blood coming out of me. I think I need to go to a doctor."

"Now, now, Chen. What you are feeling is a magical and wonderful part of growing up."

*Ran puts on her glasses, pulls down a whiteboard and grabs a pointing stick and rolls a projector teaching Chen and the audience about the female reproductive system and periods, and then there's a closeup shot of Ran inserting a tampon for Chen as a demonstration while Ran bleeds all over the place from her nose*

"Ran-shama! It looks like your nostrils need a tampon too!"

*Ran looks at the audience, shrugs, and makes a funny face while canned audience-clapping rolls and the camera fades out and credits roll*

What are some other ideas? Maybe someone could draw them.

[Anonymous No.]

I- I LOVE IT

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[Anonymous No.]

At first it sounded like a good idea but I can't post contributing posts because OP is from /gaia/.

[Anonymous No.]

obligatory

[Anonymous No.]

>*Ran puts on her glasses, pulls down a whiteboard and grabs a pointing stick and rolls a projector teaching Chen and the audience about the female reproductive system and periods, and then there's a closeup shot of Ran inserting a tampon for Chen as a demonstration while Ran bleeds all over the place from her nose*
I would probably fap to that

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I can come up with anything better than Ran teaching Chen about puperty. Unless it was bkubs Chen, then it would just feel bad.

Also:
Patchouli's literary corner
Flan's 2:00 fun-time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086264
That part actually gave me a chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

Mama Ran is the best mama Chen could ever want. She would teach Chen everything she needs to now about being a responsible and pure adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086269
>Patchouli and Marisa's literary corner
>Flan and Remi's 2:00 kitchen fun-time.

[Anonymous No.]

I would love a show where Touhous explained legends and folklore to children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086314
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086314
That would be amazing. But what touhou would host it?

I say Reimu, seeing how she's a shrine-maiden and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086350
Shes fought them all so it should be her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086350
Different hosts depending on what they're explaining like have Kaguya talk about Kaguya and Okuu talk about Yatagarasu.

[Anonymous No.]

i would love to watch a episode about ZUN, Yuugi and Suika talking about alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

How to Care for Babies

with live demos by Okuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086444
Best episode EVER.

I'd fund it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086403

Kogasa's Karakasa episode is the beach fan service episode.

shut up and take my money.png.exe

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086488
But then it would start raining, no sunny sparkly summer day for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Bible class with Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086636
Yukari works as a christian missionary. Meanwhile, Reimu weeps.