/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Who else here is planning on marrying a Japanese girl? Japan has the best women. They are so kawaii and well mannered unlike filthy amerikans.

My preparations are going well.
Japanese double major
1. 1 year in Japan
2. working on getting /fit/
3. studying 漢字 everyday
4. continuing to develop social skills earned in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/
>marry
fuck off and die

[Anonymous No.]

SO KWAII DESU LOL

[Anonymous No.]

I already married my dream Japanese girl she's a princess and a NEET just like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/
>marry

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/
>marry

[Anonymous No.]

Weeaboo nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086097
If she's not 2D, you made a big mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086112
He is probably talking about Kaguya.

[Anonymous No.]

Baka gaijin. Stay away from Japan you white deamon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086104
>>7086100
>>>/b/
Take your HILARIOUS LOL reaction pictures and greentext there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086124
Jokes on you, i'm black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086128
That's even worse

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't imagine anybody on /jp/ marrying. Or even getting attracted to a non-2D woman.

[OP !!mCI73CmhmiI No.]

/jp/ after watching numerous anime shows and reading fucktons of manga in my last year or 2 of highschool I realized I wanted to learn Japanese and I wanted a Japanese girlfriend. So I took Japanese courses and eventually made it one of my majors. I had no social skills and spent too much time trolling on 4chan and playing wow. I spend a year at a Japanese college but due to weak social skills and a poor choice of Japanese women I was not able to secure a worthy girlfriend (too many sluts wanting gaijin penis). But I made lots of Japanese friends and I keep in touch with them.

I'm going to go back /jp/. I'm going to go back and live out my weaboo dream.

I wish you guys luck with your dreams. You can troll as much as you want how you don't care about Japan and you don't care about 3D girls but you can't lie to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086128
Jokes on you, you're black.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw you delusional weeaboo's realize Japanese women are nothing like you anime, and are the same/if not worse than western women.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw you delusional weeaboo's realize Japanese women are nothing like your anime, and are the same/if not worse than western women.

[OP !!mCI73CmhmiI No.]

>>7086178
A lot of them arn't, especially near Tokyo but there are some really nice girls in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

Get off of /jp/ Thad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086176
You're not witty, just a racist. You also hurt my feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086127
It's not like this thread wasn't doomed from the very beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>too many sluts wanting gaijin penis
A million times this.
All the nice pure girls are too hard to approach. The only ones who initiate conversation are dirty whores after dick.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know about marry, but in general, Asian women, specifically Japanese and Vietnamese are much better looking than women of other races. They are usually smarter/more well educated than the typically Amerifats. So yes, that's my preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086198
Dirty vietnamese s/e asian monkie detected. fuck off mud skin.

[Anonymous No.]

asians don't have two eyelods

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086169
I for one wish you the best of luck, OP.

Let me know how it goes when you get around to it.

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese girls are unshaven pig disgusting.

As for me, I have a fetish for cute, shy American girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086206
eyelids*

I'm sleepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086202
Haaa... I'm white. Also, you should go back to your home board.

[Anonymous No.]

>22 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Really /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

So one time I was coordinating exchange students from Japan, right. My job also involved hanging out with them and showing them around the university. The girls seemed nice and pretty and all, always wanted to hold my hand which was pretty unusual at the time. I guess they sort of liked the whole "white guy" thing; they're also pretty impressed by my hanzi writing skills.

Anyway, a poor fucker from another country made the unfortunate mistake of showing them some gadget of his, some variant of a DS IIRC, and asking if they'd like to play video games on it and that he even has Japanese games. So the girls promptly ask him, "Are you an otaku, then, if you have Japanese games?" In their slightly broken English. He blushes a bit, says "well maybe a little".

What comes next was a little bit unexpected. They literally point fingers at him (still being at my side), kind of lean against me and each other and giggle, "otaku, otaku". And this is not just a one time thing. They basically do it every time they see him. Won't even really talk to him, just giggle. He looks devastated and obviously does not have a very good week of introductions. I don't know how it went for him since, since the girls were always with me and hence, he wasn't.

Anyway, I guess there's a lesson here, I just don't know what it exactly is. Probably "don't tell japanese girls you like japanese things".

[Anonymous No.]

japanese girls are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086221
>a poor fucker from another country made the unfortunate mistake of showing them some gadget of his
I think you are the poor guy, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086221
They were tsundere for him OP. So what happened in the end, did you get NTR'd by the Venezuelan kid?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe we're actually having a non-2D wife thread!

>>7086183
Go back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086221
>>7086221

>women like foreigners
>hate people who like Japanese things
>70% of Japanese people are not in any kind of relationship
>birthrate continues to fall
>country racked by poor economy and natural disaster

I feel like we're watching some interesting and unique animal go extinct because of natural selection phasing it out. Like the dodo bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086248
I feel the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086248
I really hope that something happens and the Japanese population starts moving up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086268
They'll become an exotic rare specie and kept in containment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086248
>Like the dodo bird.
Dodo's went extinct because Dutch settlers released pigs that love the taste of dodo eggs on their island, natural selection had nothing to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086248
>The Japanese are descended from cormorants. Their slight build and low weight (natural adaptations for flight), their small yet keen eyes common to diving birds, their natural hunger for fish, the high-pitched mating cries Japanese women make in porn videos and their small teeth, shared by ancestral diving birds like Hesperornis and Ichthyornis all point to the fact that the Japanese share a common ancestor with cormorants that most likely lived circa 30mya. It can't be too far ago, considering the number of specialized features found in both. Their teeth are quite unusual, the Japanese probably descended from toothless ancestral stock but regrew them as a secondary adaptation.

>The tendency of Japanese people to do the so-called "V-sign" is a vestigial behavior, a remnant of the days they were active swimmers. Being foot-propelled divers, cormorants have webbed feet with digits set far apart, and indeed the "V-sign" involves greatly seperating the index and middle fingers.

>In light of this evidence, I recommend the species name Phalacrocorax odonthophora ("tooth bearer") to be given to Japanese people.

[Anonymous No.]

IRL japanese women are evil. (bitches & whores) the few that are nice & nerdy wouldn't want to marry a foreigner. the only ones that will be interested in a foreigner for marriage are either broken or old.

[OP !!mCI73CmhmiI No.]

>>7086306
If you are an attractive and do not look like a douchebag I do not believe that this is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086322
>attractive
only if you're attractive to people who were born & raised around asian looking people.

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese society (and especially the women) ostracizes and marginalizes nerds even more than western societies do. Even the media aimed at otakus makes fun of otakus. If you visit this board and like manga or games, you will hate it in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086441
>my exact face when I opened that picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086283
That is natural selection. Dodos were selected against because their eggs are delicious and dodos have no defences against predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086441

>implying this isn't how America views otaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086471
>>7086452
LOL HILARIOUS REACTION PICTURES AND MFW TOO EPIC
>>>/v/
>>>/a/
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

So how hard is it to find a pure girl in Japan, because God knows I can't find a pure girl in Euroland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086083
OP is a clever troll.
I would say inb4 shitstorm, but... We've passed that stage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086480
Why don't you get some friends, try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086495
Inb4 "QUALITY THREAD"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086497
Fuck off back to whatever place you come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086512
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. Ur not smart, ur not interesting, ur an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086497
>>7086522
Different anon here.
From your writing and
>try to get laid
I can tell you aren't from here and you and your kind aren't welcome here.

[OP !!mCI73CmhmiI No.]

>>7086482
If you look in smaller cities it should be easier. You could go for high school girls as well. Making friends with elders and parents is also a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't give a fuck how there woman act since all woman are crazy anyway,but those bitches are fine and look like jailbait at 20.You gotta love how they cry when they get fucked...man that delicious yellow skin...

[Anonymous No.]

Except Japanese women are having trouble bearing children. The Japanese government is trying to keep that info hush-hush, but several Japanese people I know confirmed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086601

>go for high school girls

Nooooooot like the movies.

[Anonymous No.]

LOL SEE ANIME: CUTE SEXY GIRLS EVEYWHERE IN JAPAN.

REALITY IN JAPAN: DIGUESTINGLY UGLY DEFORMED GIRLS EVEYWHERE.

[OP !!mCI73CmhmiI No.]

>>7086684
I don't think you have ever been to Japan...

[Mashymre Cello !!Q9GSiSChjf5 No.]

>56 posts and 12 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
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[Anonymous No.]

>>7086684
>You've obviously never been to x

[Anonymous No.]

>go to japan and teach english from 2002-2004
>the high school girls are snobbish, ugly whores that spend their time trying to fuck each other over.
>don't know how many times I hear about the popular girls getting their boyfriends to rape the less-popular girls
>leaving school one day, hear a noise, follow it to the girls' bathroom
>girl had been barricaded in a toilet stall for three days
>other girls had apparently pissed and shit all over her

>adults aren't much better
>buy me shit buy me shit buy me shit if you don't buy me shit i'm sure I can get a better boyfriend buy me shit buy me shit buy me shit buy me shit
>just lay there during sex. no gasps, no sighs, no sexy noises, just laying there limp and lifeless.

>find a girl that says she's not like that
>she's definitely different: we go back to my place and during the night she robs me blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087209
Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087209
that'snotthejapaniknow.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>7086195

not seeing the ownside here, chief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087327
That's because you're a normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

I married a Japanese girl.

Had a Japanese girlfriend frm 2002-2006. She came to LA and got turned into a CA Valley girl. Broke up because she turned into a selfish bitch.

Met my Japanese wife in 2008 when she was a college student. She loves anime, manga and plays video games. I am a weeaboo but I do not watch much anime or read mangas. Mostly just jpop and fashion. She is a bigger otaku then me. Cooks and cleans for me everyday and she considers herself an "inside cat". Best woman I ever met. Me and her father or bros.

Best way to meet Japanese girls is the internet. takes quite a bit of energy to get a girlfriend but it can be done. I have gone out with about 4 Japanese women over the years. Just a matter of how much you want it. try Japancupid.con.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087381

I almost believed you up until internet.

We know better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

japanese women age horribly

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087381
Reported for advertisement.

Or just because of your lies.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok to all the people saying Japanese girls act exactly the same as girls from the west are clearly retarded. What we have in japan a whole range of modes of sexualization of women that are dramatically different to the west, most obviously 'Kawaii' which is essentially the polar opposite to the sexually liberated slut that is the predominant mode in the west.

In both cases women can embrace these cultural pinnacles (in order to find a mate) in simply an aesthetic level, completely embody the mindset or totally reject it; their is a vast range of gradations obviously.

Also if you are a completely aspie fuck who could never get a girl in your home country; your lucky will not change in japan, but in my experience has been that if you at least put yourself out there, it is a easier to meet girls in japan because they will more readily approach you (because you are gaijin). I probably seem like a relative normalfag to most people who meet me and i do an excellent job of keeping my power level hidden, all girls are going to be a little freaked out by 1000's of figs etc but who doesn't know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087411
>cont, I keep my VN's on my laptop, i i've got a ps3 and a stack of games in my apt and even a couple of figs. I pretty much dress entirely from uniqlo and i have had no problem meeting a fuckton of wonderful japanese girls. Some have been epic sluts and done things like call me "master" and asked to be choked out and others have been the purest jailbait imaginable.
No ones ever really battered an eyelid when i say i learnt japanese from Manga, Anime and video games.
I think a lot of japanese people understnad its their main cultural export and is for most people the easiest way to get a lot of exposure to the language.

YMMV, just because you post on JP doesn't mean you have to be a neet/hikki; its just the bitter ones will call you out on it if your not. I'd had hazard to say i've played far more VN's than most people on this board and am a far better touhou player than most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087400
>>7087408

What the fuck are you guys talking about. It is a pretty popular dating website for Japanese women wanting to meet non Japanese. Only draw back is that most of the girls are in Japan so it sucks if you live in America. Though, that is not really a bad thing. I had multi Japanese girl penpals in the early 2000s. One of them turned into my irl girlfriend. Also, for a time right before I met my wife when I went to visit Japan I got to sleep with a couple of my old penpals(in different cities).

At least my wife was a virgin. Only thing was that We could not sleep with each other until we were married. Her mom was really old school. I also had to ask her parents premission to even date. It was worth it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087451
Also, word of advice for looking for Japanese girls. Hide your power level until after you get them to be your GF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087405
>japanese women age horribly
>Japanese women
>age
pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087472
from my experince japanese women look like teenagers for about 25 years. When 50 years old, they look about 40.

Case and Point: Yuko Nakazawa, 39 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087487
But then when they hit 55 they start rapidly aging like a truck hit them. Once they wrinkle, they wrinkle hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087494
by time your that old, it is not like you will give a fuck. That is why you always marry a woman 4-10 years younger then you. Hell, if you care that much about looks, then just make a lot of money and use it to get a girlfriend 20 years younger then you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087494
My friends father married a 25 year old when he was 35 or something. She's 55 now and she is still pretty hot for 55.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the point of marrying a Japanese girl?

If you want to work on your Japanese forever, I guess that's a valid reason. Or if you want endless stories of growing up in Japan.

Most of the things I see discussed on /jp/ and /a/ don't really relate to mainstream Japanese culture that much, I don't think, though. I mean seriously, just because she has squinty eyes and yellow skin and smells kind of like fish, that does not mean she has a higher power level.

You want to date a hikky or weeaboo style girl, you're probably better off looking for one in your country. Nor is an average asian girl that great of an expert on her culture, or a great conversationalist on it, or necessarily even interested. And if you want to live in an anime for reals, you need to get high off your ass, not married.

A fetish for a certain look is another thing, but I'm really not sure if you should marry somebody primarily for her looks. I mean sure, you can find both a certain look and a great personality, and everything, but the more demands you stack on, the harder it gets.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>7087519

>pretty hot for 55

I don't think there is such thing, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087546
Actually, most of their skin isn't even that yellow, and they tend to not be that smelly either.... Some of them, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087512
>your
>then you
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087546
Guy who married a Japanese girl here. Japanese women have a different culture. Since I met and dated Japanese girls at such a early age, it was hard for me to relate to western women on a cultural way. I am just too used to how Japanese girls act and behave. I am used to the broken english and some of the little Japanese cultural tid bits and expectations.

To cut a long story short, after I dated a few western girls, I began to really miss some home styled okonomiyaki. I also began to catch myself thinking, and comparing the way western girls act to Japanese girls. I also asked said western girl if she could make me some okonomiyaki and she says:

1. I don't like to cook

2. what the fuck is OKONOMIYAKI?

3. why don't you date a Japanese girl?

So I said, "okay," and 1 month later I was dating a Japanese girl.

For me, it is like I am a hafu. Japanese culture and things are not remarkable, fade or a fetish... it just feels normal because it has been apart of my life for so long and I have come to expect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087658
shed a tear. I know how you feel bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087658
I feel the same way about living like a poorfag. I've lived most of my life in a small apartment with my poor family eating one and a half meals a day. Now that I can support myself making bank, I still live like a poor piece of shit with money just sitting in the bank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087692
Why don't you buy heaps of figures or build an awesome computer, anonymous? You deserve to treat yourself in that respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087692
For a while I felt like I was torn between two worlds. during the early 2000s, I had a few people tell me to "stop trying to be Japanese". After talking to my Japanese penpals, It was funny to hear about some people tell her to "stop trying to be American". When you look at it from this prespective, it all really is stupid. I just like some things in Japanese culture that I thought were interesting or good ideas. So in the end, we said "fuck it" and just decided to become a new culture all together.

This is the reality, because when I start to have half Japanese kids with my wife, they will in essence be half Japanese. I simply do not see the reason why they must choose one culture or the other. So we are just going to make a new hafu culture.

I think this is also the reason why alot of half asian in America like to call themselves "Hapa". It gives them a new self identity that they choose celebrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087772

Thanks for all that information but nobody on /jp/ gives half a shit about you, your hairy bush nip wife, or the fact that you plan on impregnating her. GOOD JOB. Save it for your interview on Ellen Degeneres, you dumb dicksucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087819

LOL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087819
jelly

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit >>7087772 got fucking told. I LOLED.

[Anonymous No.]

Right, because a girl in a cartoon is the same as a girl in real life.

Jap ladies are no different then american ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087819
>>7087825
>>7087861
Why so samefags, butthurt anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087819

ujelly man?
why so jelly?

damn these basement dwellers are weaboos that makes us all look bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087819
u jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087772
>>7087846
>>7087873
>>7087884
>>7087887
samefriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087895
I am >>7087873 not >>7087772, retard. Just a bypasser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087895

im >>7087884 also as >>7087903 just a bypasser...

btw, >>7087819 why so jelly, seriously...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087887
>>7087884
>>7087873
>>7087846

>jelly

Witty rejoinder.

*cough*

>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087914
>>7087903

Heh. You so obviously are the samefriend. It might fly with the 14 year old broskis on /b/ but it's not working here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087903
>>7087914

Suuuuuuuure. Might wanna at least change up the wording a little in those two posts. Whoa. You are one dumb Wapanese nigra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087914

Super jelly of your pig disgusting unshaven whore.

nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087944
my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087974

Wow. Another meme. Good one. This is pathetic. Good night.

[OP !!mCI73CmhmiI No.]

>>7088016
>>7087944
>>7087934
>>7087928
>>7087923
>>7087895
This is an amazing amount of butthurt....

[Anonymous No.]

>>7087928
>>7087934
Oh wow. Sure is smart people in here!

[Anonymous No.]

I thought my dream came true when my university told me I'd be babysitting 7 Japanese highschool girls but it soon fell apart, only 2 of them would talk to me, one that was obviously a slut and one that really only seemed to want to talk to me to test her english. All the others just kept quiet and tried not to stare at me, one of them held her nose as to say I stunk.
I saw them again after that, they all ignored me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7088181
This is what happens when you are ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

Double Major in Japanese?
You poor bastard.