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7084417 No.7084417 [Reply] [Original]

If you could build up an army to conquer the world with any Touhou as your second in command, who would you choose? Tenshi for me

>> No.7084420 [DELETED] 

Oh boy, oh boy another shitty touhou thread.

>> No.7084422

>>7084420
if you don't like my thread, then you can GET OUT!!!!

>> No.7084427
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7084427

Why didn't China conquer the world?

>> No.7084423
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/v/ here.
You're not conquering any worlds with this guy around.

>> No.7084425

>>7084420
>Oh boy, oh boy another shitty Tenshi pun
Fixed for you

>> No.7084451
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7084451

>>7084423
there is someone who would love to take a look at your little robot

>> No.7084452
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7084452

lame thread, an army for what?
I'd marry Shinki and destroy your shitty world. Then create a new one.

>> No.7084478

>>7084451
Good luck with that.
This guy killed a giant fighting robot, the sun goddess, and an avatar of the sun in less than 10 seconds.
At just 2/3 max power.

>> No.7084486

>>7084478
She'd first befriend him and then disassemble him while he is recharging

>> No.7084491 [SPOILER] 
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>>7084452
She's already married.

>> No.7084493

>>7084486
You can't befriend Sentinel.
Human, mutants, divine beings... all are merely targets that must be eliminated.

>> No.7084496
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7084496

The strongest doctor.

>> No.7084497

>>7084493
Of course you can befriend him
You just need to beat him and then its done.
Tea time!

>> No.7084498
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7084498

Sol Mikoguy, of course.

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>>7084497
Good luck beating him.

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>>7084491

>> No.7084508
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7084508

Kircheis

>> No.7084513

Okuu. Free nukes!

>> No.7084522

>>7084508
If only he were here...

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>>7084423
Fuck your shit, my Lei-lei can make scrap metal out of that nigger.

>> No.7084530

Chen for me

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>>7084531
see
>>7084505

And my MODOK makes Hsien Ko wish she was more dead than she already is!
Nyahahaha!

>> No.7084538

>>7084504
Did you make that picture or did it already exist? Wouldn't surprise me if it was the latter.

>> No.7084544
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7084544

Hannibal

>> No.7084552

Nazrin.

>> No.7084565
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We'd work out everyday and enslave everybody.

>> No.7084571
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Chiruno, She can command my entire Army...

Don't you think?

>> No.7084604

>>7084538
Just made it.
I was surprised myself, didn't think it can fit so well.

>> No.7084621

>>7084452

I like this trend of women wearing oversized sweaters with no bottoms

>> No.7084633
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7084633

Shiki. Because with the Yama as my ally, my enemies are already dead.

>> No.7084634

>>7084604
I thought it was pretty clever. Also you should read http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2986 if you haven't.

>>7084621
It's a trend?

>> No.7084753

>>7084634
Talking about fuantei, is it a circle? Or is it just 1 person?
Or is it a person that made a circle?

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>>7084478

So did this chick.

>> No.7084779

>>7084753
http://danbooru.donmai.us/artist/show?name=fuantei

Furari is the artist, going by his foreword/afterword. Fuantei is the circle. I have no idea what this Kome Dorobou thing is.

At any rate they (?) did survive the disaster so I'm thankful.

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7084785

Remilia. We would cancel the sky and bathe in blood beneath the red moon.

>> No.7084786 [DELETED] 
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Ran Yakumo. Super smart, and hopefully a excellent strategist and tactician, but not as annoying or sleepy as Yukari.

At least supply logistics shouldn't be a problem anymore.

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>>7084765
>less than 10 seconds
>technology always beats magic

>> No.7084791

>>7084779
I would be celebrating if he dies. But that'd mean no more best Shinki. Now I'm thankful he survived, but also means Shinki's gonna be bullied again soon.

How should I feel? Dammit.

>> No.7084792
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7084792

Ran Yakumo. Super smart, and hopefully an excellent strategist and tactician, but not as annoying or sleepy as Yukari.

At least supply logistics shouldn't be a problem anymore.

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Yamame because she can just turn liquefy the insides of my enemies while I suffer no loss of troops.

>> No.7084805
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>>7084792

Where is Anon claiming Ran to be Da Ji when you need him?

>> No.7084816
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Reimu, she apply peace through power like a boss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWlypmzr_ns

>> No.7084832
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They won't even know what hit them.

>> No.7084878

>>7084791
You should be thankful he survived, because his fanworks are some of the best, and his Shinki's the best one.

Anyway, maybe we need a thread about our Touhou fanartists. Kieyza, Bkub, Reverse Noise, Usotukiya seem to be OK as well.

>> No.7084928

>>7084805
Rest assured that our pairing is but a strict business relationship, if that's what you're thinking.

>> No.7084943

>>7084427
http://www.amazon.com/Why-West-Rules---Now-Patterns/dp/0374290024/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&amp
;qid=1299958576&sr=1-1

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>>7084928

Was more thinking of how she's priceless to have around when it comes to bringing down dynasties with minimal effort.

If you can live with her occasionally shlicking to virgins being tortured and pregnant women being vivisected, that is. But hey, it's no secret war is hell, is it?

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>>7084968
I guess not.

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7085006

>Conquer the world
Sorry, too busy getting drunk.

>> No.7085022

>>7084968
Ran looks kinda skinny here.

>> No.7085103 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.7085327 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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7085327

I can already see it. My Moon Base army of 14.7 million troops with over 32,000 Haunebu VIII aircraft and other various air transports and such, 512,000 artillery pieces and 489,000 various land based armoured vehicles. It would go something like what is pictured, starting out with where I live so i can immediately be evacuated from the war zone to the Moon base so I can control the theatres without any danger.

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I can already see it. My Moon Base army of 14.7 million troops with over 32,000 Haunebu VIII aircraft and other various air transports and such, 512,000 artillery pieces and 489,000 various land based armoured vehicles. It would go something like what is pictured, starting out with where I live so i can immediately be evacuated from the war zone to the Moon base so I can control the theatres without any danger.

>> No.7087384

>>7085352

I can already see it. The world dominated by someone with Asperger's Syndrome. Straight right angles everywhere. White walls. Sterile everthing.

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