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[Anonymous No.]

That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Japanese culture afficionado” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Weeaboos deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Weeaboo in Illinois for $20 Yen (that’s about 20,000,000,000 Yen) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut sticks of solid j-list pocky with my Weeaboo.

American teenagers spend years obsessing over a single anime and watch it up to a million times to produce the finest weeaboos known to mankind.

Weeaboos are thrice as unhygienic as Frenchmen and thrice as irritating for that matter too. Anything a Frenchman can irritate, a weeaboo can irritate better. I’m pretty sure a weeaboo could easily bore a knight wearing full plate with a simple speech.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering teenage Americans? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Weeaboo and their anime of poor production values. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the teenagers with the pocky first because their boring power was feared and despised.

So what am I saying? Weeaboos are simply the most irritating people that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for weeaboos:

(One-Handed Exotic Cockguzzler)

1d12 stench
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and bore
Counts as faget

(Exotic Fagort)

2d10 stench
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and bore
Counts as faget

Now that seems a lot more representative of the faggotry of weeaboos in real life, don’t you think?

[Anonymous No.]

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