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As much as these threads are funny and had created few /jp/ memes, I hate myself for inability to die...

>> No.7073156 [DELETED] 

>As much as these threads are funny and had created few /jp/ memes,
Hahahahaha no.

Stop making them. Actually I don't know why you are not banned yet for this suicide bullshit mixed with touhou faggotry.

>> No.7073161

Please teach me how to become immortal.

>> No.7073167

Use your newfound immortality and become a superhero.

>> No.7073162
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7073162

You never wanted to kill yourself you just like the attention you received when people thought you were suicidal.

Now the guilts starting to get to you but you can't think of a way out.

>> No.7073234

>>7073162
Sure it was whole attention I did get in my pathetic life, but I'm honestly that I stupid that I can't do it properly. Probably even Cirno could manage to do it already.

>> No.7073259

Gaku-Touhou torrent has been updated just a couple days ago

>> No.7073261
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>>7073234

>> No.7073278

I don't want to die. I know it's my unique life, and I'd like to enjoy it and be happy. The problem is, I can't. I'm like a little kid in a mall: poor, lonely, lost, and confused. The more I live, and the more I discover new things that make me think I'll never be happy. What should I do, /jp/?

>> No.7073293

>>7073278

Live a long and happy life involving a satisfying romantic relationship and a stable career.

>> No.7073319

I refuse to die from any way other than natural causes or saving someone. I'm not ready to rest until then.

>> No.7073322

>>7073278
Good luck in your happy life!

>>7073259
Yes, I was checking it few moments ago, but how is it related to thread?

>> No.7073366

Why do the suicide threads always follow the Trap threads?

Some kind of...suicidal crossdressers?

>> No.7073371
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7073371

I'm planning to kill myself within the next couple of weeks. I've got about a thousand bucks and was planning to tour through Europe for a bit, to Amsterdam and maybe Prague, then just jump out of the window of some big-ass hotel or so. Wanna join me somewhere along the way, OP?

>> No.7073385

>>7073366
Cross-dressers have low self esteem?

I wouldn't know I only wear man clothes.

>> No.7073387

>>7073371
You should do an inhuman amount of drugs before you off yourself.
Take loads of pcp and snort coke off a prostitutes crotch and such.

>> No.7073398

>>7073147
That's because *you don't want to die*. You may not like your life, but nobody actually *wants* to die. If any person who wanted to commit suicide was given an oppportunity to go back in time and fix every mistake and live a peaceful and happy life, they'd take it.

>> No.7073401

>>7073366
Good name for a band.
The Suicidal Crossdressers

>> No.7073412

I might be more able to kill myself if I were religious, or were delusional enough to believe that I would actually go to Gensokyo.

Am I to take this as Hikki general?

>> No.7073420

>>7073385

Or maybe...they are preparing...for GENSOKYO.

>> No.7073421

How to fix your life OP:
卍          Invest all of your money into forex
卍          Join the Army
卐          Profit.

>> No.7073424

>>7073366
I have no idea.

>>7073398
I think I would do it even if I had chance to repair my life and get my "mental" state to normal.

>> No.7073430
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>>7073424

Do the hormones cause suicidal thoughts, or something?

>> No.7073431

>this thread
How long has it been since I've seen some sense on this site? Godspeed, /jp/. I'm glad you people don't let yourselves become suicidal fools.

>> No.7073453

>>7073366
I'm >>7073371 and not a crossdresser, but a guy in a frilly touhou dress jumping from 14th floor sure would be some funny shit.

>>7073387
legal stuff like alcohol and weed are a given. Not sure about illegal drugs, the last thing I want is for the whole thing to be ruined by getting myself arrested.

>>7073430
I can see how life might seem less appealing to someone who thinks he is living it in the wrong kind of body

>> No.7073455

>>7073430
Not naturally.

Estrogen has been linked to some suicidal behavior in post operation treatment though.

>> No.7073465

You can't take it easy if you kill yourself!

>> No.7073469

I sometimes get the urge to eat my own cum while fapping, but as soon as I cum, the thought disgust me. how can I get over my aversion to eating my own cum?

Er- I'm not gay, I just.... need the iron.

>> No.7073478

>>7073469
I ate my own cum from the get-go. It's actually a very good antidepressant.

>> No.7073479

>>7073469
You aren't gay if you want to eat cum, or stuff something in your ass for that matter. You're gay if you are attracted to men.

As it stands you're just disgusting.

>> No.7073490

>>7073465
what is taking it easy if not resting in peace?

>> No.7073508

>>7073147
I feel your pain, Anon.


I fear of Forever alone.

>> No.7073512

>inability to die
Not everyone gets it right the first time. Try harder.

>> No.7073529

I think that I'd be much happier if I had a boyfriend from /jp/. Any taker?

>> No.7073525

生きる意志がまったくないくせに死ぬのだけは御免だという。生きる理由が
まったくないくせに死ぬのだけは恐いという。生と死のどちらも選べずに
境界の上で綱渡りだ。心がガランドウにもなるさ

>> No.7073533

>>7073529
I'm up for grabs. But because I'm not an Anon, I may be less enjoyable.

>> No.7073538

>>7073533
It's fine. I've been a tripfag for years, too. How old are you and where do you live? Canada, 20, here.

>> No.7073541

Stop it, both of you. This isn't /soc/.

>> No.7073545

>>7073538
USSA, Underageb&.

>> No.7073547

>>7073545
I love younger boys. Shame that we live in a different country...

>> No.7073548

>>7073465
But then I will be in Gensokyo! Everyone is taking it easy there!
>>7073431
I'm trying to guess why suddenly it's about sexual orientations, m/f therapies and such, too... I just told "No idea", because I didn't see any traps threads on few first pages.

>> No.7073555

>>>/soc/
Or at least IRC or the ghost board or something. Please, do not set a precedence for this meetup\internet romance bullshit on /jp/.

>> No.7073563

>>7073541
>>7073555
There aren't people from /jp/ on /soc/. I certainly don't want a normalfag boyfriend.

>> No.7073564

>USSA

Now it's your turn to have libertarianism.

>> No.7073570

>>7073555
>meetup
I wouldn't want that.
The last one screwed me over.

>> No.7073580

>>7073555
ˉ\(o_O)/ˉ
Maybe they want to Gensokyo too?
Who knows...

>> No.7073582 [DELETED] 

>>7073564
The day the USA becomes socialist/communist, I'm moving to Japan or elsewhere. Fuck this nation.

>> No.7073605

Don't you people know the difference between fantasy and reality? If you die here, you go to this afterlife, which is completely separate from Gensokyo's afterlife. That means you'll never reach it through suicide!

>> No.7073631

>>7073605
Gensokyo shares an afterlife with the rest of the world. You might not get to meet Eiki-sama, but you'd end up in an Asian hell.

>> No.7073640

>>7073631

>you'd end up in an Asian hell.

Nump, I'd just pray to Belldandy and I'd be safe.

>> No.7073645

>>7073605
This is true, but don't worry /jp/! CERN is hard at work to make a functional portal with their Large Hardon Collier. You'll have your frilly dress and hat as soon as it is operational.

>> No.7073650

>>7073538
I am a fellow Canadafag aswell.
Too bad I am not gay though.

>> No.7073672

>>7073650
You should, guys are much better than girls.

>> No.7073679

>>7073605
That's your theory.

>>7073548
Or maybe... I was interested in therapy (and still I'm.. hehe) but somehow I have disqualification. So that's next reason why I should hurry up to Gensokyo!

>> No.7073686

>>7073645
Good luck with that. They've been at their time machine for years, and it still has the side effect of turning things into jelly.

>> No.7073715

>>7073686
Being jelly is a small price to pay to get to be a Touhou, don't you think. Shit, I'm jelly most of the time now, so it won't be much of a change.

>> No.7073862

Still awake -> Yes -> Bump IT!

>> No.7073871

Guys, when you put bleach in your mouth it is next to impossible to swallow. Your throat swells and tightens up involuntarily, won't even let it go down.

>> No.7073886

>>7073871
That's why I'm alive...

>> No.7073952
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>>7073871
Hypo - Below
Dermic - Skin
Needle - Needle

Problem solved.

>> No.7074318

Weekend is going to start soon!

>> No.7074327

>>7073871
Thats why you mix it with kool aid and then forget about it in the fridge.

"Wow a glass of kool aid would really ease my mortal suffering, Why does this taste so clean? OH NOW I REMEMBER"

>> No.7074332

>>7073952
Unfortunately I am a giant pussy when it comes to killing myself. I always chicken out of trying to poke myself with a needle. Being too weak to kill myself just makes me want to die even more, and then I just fail harder. It's this endless cycle of faggotry.

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