/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Ladies and gentlemen coming up next in today No Mercy's main event: The Living Goddess Kochiya Sanae will step in the "Hell in a Cell" against the Ultimate Sadist, Kazami Yuuka!
Can she, by any chance, prove her name and become the next GWE (Gensokyo Wrestling Entertainment) Champion?

ITT: Touhou doing WWE

[Anonymous No.]

My money's on Yuugi

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck that tooth-twisting manuever

My mouth hurts from just thinking about it

[Anonymous No.]

>touhou tag dream
>Syounen Byoukan's touhou cat fight
The greatest fan service.

[Anonymous No.]

The Higan team better win against the immortal team, if he do a shitty/surprise move/pin for the immortal i fucking riot

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even know the slightest about wrestling or how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously I think all the fan reaction on each Touhou release is a story in WWE.
Reimu and Marisa is The Undertaker and Kane, defending their Playable Tag Team title.
Yukari is Vince McMahon controlling everything and bullshiting everyone randomly.
Sakuya is Cena, overrated and tried hard to defend her Playable title, but lost randomly to Youmu (Edge) and Sanae (Randy Orton).
Yuuka is Stone Cold, arrive, raise hell, kick asses while drinking beer and leave.
Yuugi is HHH, drink, have sex, destroying people and have more sex. Sometimes had a fight with Suika (HBK) but it was all ok.
Byakuren is The Rock, talking all the time, rape anyone dares to oppose her and become people's Saviour.

I could go on...

[Anonymous No.]

all you have to do to win against sanae is distract with her dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

It's all fake.

Just like Gensokyo

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>7064176
It's not faaaaaaake, it's just staged and only the punch and kick are shit ass
>>7064163
i think i'm going to have some fun on MMD

[Anonymous No.]

Thread needs more pics. I shall fix that.

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>>7064134
This. I want a reaction from the immortals but not a bullshit win.

Best team : picture related.

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell it's The LETTY

Yes it's a big White Rock tonight.. dawg - (ohhh)
Yeah it's the LETTY
Come on - Crank it up and turn on all the lights.. y'all - (ohhh)
Well get ready for something
That you'll never know
You won't see it comin'
But I promise you'll know
The LETTY

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>>7064210
Do the JeriShow
>big show as Letty
>Chris Jericho as Cirno
you get a fat falcon punching everyone and cirno proving that she is the best in what she do

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>>7064134
Yeah, sudden turnabouts have no place in wrestling.

[Anonymous No.]

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT'S THE COCK I'M SUCKING?

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>>7064227
the higan team is not even tired for the moment

[Anonymous No.]

Have an animated version

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13117898

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>>7064243
Pushing it a bit there, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

The current fight is boring and one-sided. Who's up next?

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread

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>>7064273
who fit to triple H personnality the most ?

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>>7064266
At the very end, Kaguya'll take Mokou's hand, transfer the 1000 YEARS REAL FRIENDSHIP, allow Mokou to Sweet Chin Music Eiki, Then Kaguya will spear the trying-to-interfere Komachi. Eiki'll try to stand up, only to get double choke slam.
Aya gets bribed and 1 2 3 RING THE BELL

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>>7064252
Darn, for a second I thought someone had accurately animated the whole fight.

[Anonymous No.]

It worries me that you people actually know this white trash bullshit, but carry on if it makes you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

chiRUNOOOOOOOOOOO
*takes mic*
MISTEEEEEEEeer CHIRUNOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

thread would have been relevant to my interests in the past, but now not so much

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>>7064306

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact: In the Japanese dub of the WWE, Vince McMahon is voiced by Norio Wakamoto.

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1cc means I'm better than you

[Anonymous No.]

There is one girl who Youmu is got to see. There is one girl who Youmu has to see face to face! A girl who I met, a girl who I thought was a good girl. Wish her well, happy for her success, when Youmu leaves she comes in, and out of the blue! Eventually, she starts trolling Reisen and Youmu.

I don't know why, and I don't care. But I'm back now.

You may have heard of his name as Kochiya Sanae. So let me get this straight: The GWE has gone from the elegant Izayoi "The World" Sakuya. To the calm, deadly "There is nothing Youmu can cut"! Aaaaaaaaall the way to... "I'm a good girl". "I'm a good girl", "good girl"..."Aren't I a good girl?" "A good girl?" oh believe me, you're not a good girl, everyone knows you're not a good girl! A fatass NEET otaku who shut himself in the basement shitting all over the floor knows you're not a good girl!

Who're you going to mess with? Come out here you greatgrandmotherfucker goddess!

[Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

＄99999999999999999　Ｏｎ　Ｙｕｕｋａ．

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7064163
Nue as Mysterio.

[Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>7064163
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>>7066596
Kanako as Finlay, Suwako as Hornswoggle.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

Higan Judgment vs. Heavenly Sky in the finals.

You all know it has to come true. No other tag teams left are even tolerable.

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>>7066577
Well, Mima's going to be back in TH14: Something of Lasers, so she probably fits the role of The Rock the best. Finalllllly, Mima...has come home.

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>>7066606
Well, somebody sure has it in for everybody who showed up in EoSD.

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>>7065923
You are all gelatinous secondaryfags who only succeeded to beat the level 2 boss, i'm the best in what i do and what i do is beating every touhou games without losing a life.