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7059527 No.7059527 [Reply] [Original]

There is a serious problem with the quality of dicks in the world of VNs.

Have you ever seen a decent looking dick lately? Be honest, now. They all look terrible. All goofy hot dogs and mushrooms. Buncha nonsense.

This cannot stand. We need solutions. If we have to march into the heart of Tokyo itself to demand penile depiction of the highest quality, then so be it. This is a call to arms, brothers. A call for greater dicks. Are you with me?

>> No.7059535

Paying attention to dicks, especially drawing detailed ones makes you pretty gay bro.

>> No.7059536

nigga u gay?

>> No.7059534

>>>/h/

>> No.7059541

> Have you ever seen a decent looking dick lately?

Last time I took a piss

>> No.7059546 [DELETED] 

Saying "world of VNs" won't make this retarded shit related.

>> No.7059554

falg that as gay

>> No.7059558

>>7059535
>>7059536
It's hard to not pay attention when they're all over the screen.

I'm not gay, but if I have to look at dicks, I'd prefer if they were pretty.

>> No.7059569
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7059569

Dicks are important. They play a vital role in intimacy, you see. For that matter, the entire bodies of our beloved male protagonists are essential pieces in the world of bump and grind.

Do you know what happens when there's a beautiful heroine on screen, all ready to gobble down on the manmeat, then shwing, what should be placed before her but a miserable abomination unworthy of its schlongish identification.

Damnation, I say! How cruel, to shame a damsel with an unworthy package and demand that she service it! It's pitiable! It's unbearable! If you have any love for the girl, you'd bat that terrible meatstick out of her way and replace it with a strong, vein-popping thing of manly GLORY!

>> No.7059571

>>7059527
It means something.
OP is the one who shall save us from badly drawn peninses!
He shall embark on his quest to defeat evil and redraw every badly drawn dick in the world!

>> No.7059579

>>>/y/

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7059590

Im with you only if you post more Kohaku.

>> No.7059596
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7059596

First and foremost!

The protagonist is supposed to represent the player, isn't he? Well then, there's something we've got to sort out about the player before the game even begins. Well, for the player, it's actually sorted out immediately after his game begins.

That's right, snip snip! Does our protag have his foreskin intact, or is he a horrible mutilated abomination forever destroyed by archaic religious ritual? Clearly, we need an option for that! It's already quite standard for other options, such as whose voices will play, to be option menu toggles; let's do the same with our dicks! Adding a "Cut or Uncut" option to those menus will eliminate all that awkwardness when the artists have to choose a way to draw our dicks. Now we'll have a choice from two! Progress!

>> No.7059600

probably because the intended audience can't see the dicks behind the mosaic

>> No.7059604

>>7059596
Agreed. It probably also wouldn't be that hard for them to implement a script where we could input length and girth and it would give us a reasonable facsimile of the player's own cock.

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7059611

>>7059596
>Adding a "Cut or Uncut" option...

Hahahaha, I had a good laugh.

>> No.7059616

Ishikei needs to do art for an eroge. He draws awesome cocks.

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7059620

The dicks are censored. How can you even tell what they look like?

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7059623

Now then, there is a thing that does bother me about the quality of dick drawing when compared, quite face-to-face, with drawings of other things that are actually done quite well.

This leads me to believe that artists are allowed much more practice and experience in drawing things other than dicks. This is a terrible hole in our educational system, and we should work to patch it up immediately. I recommend immediate remedial "Dick Anatomy" classes for all of the world's artists, or at least those who fail a rigorous 50-illustration test designed to prove whether they know how to properly draw a dick. This is important! The expertise has to come from somewhere!

An excellent point about those mosaics, fellow anonymous! Those clearly have to go! In their place, we must instead have a thin black line no more than two pixels thick running along the length of the crown; lest we be terribly offended, of course.

>> No.7059624

>>7059620
If you stare at them for a while and kind of squint a bit you can usually tell what they originally looked like.

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7059633

i can't even say anything becoz all da dicks in my gay eroges are censored as HELL
i can't fap to them like this!!

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7059637

How about Kentarou Miura in charge of dicks?

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>>7059637

And Nasu in the description of women genitalia

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