/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So /jp/, number of other boards on 4chan are posting this news. Evidence of extraterrestrial life. In fact, it's cyanobacteria, which might actually imply that we ourselves are extraterrestrials in a sense.

It'll probably be hitting all of the major news sites in the next few days.

http://journalofcosmology.com/Life100.html

And for the layman: http://www.seonode.com/blog/scientist-at-nasa-finds-evidence-of-alien-life-on-meteorite/

So what are the chances that there's a blue-haired space elf out there just waiting for the chance to befriend you?

[Anonymous No.]

If think lovercraftian horrors that want to eat your brain are more likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7048896

[Anonymous No.]

I thought they already found bacteria on Mars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7048896
I think they're already among us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7048909
Nope. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_on_Mars

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe the aliens are in fact Touhou and they've mastered advanced technology allowing them to create an alternate pocket of reality that we know as Gensokyo. Gensokyo is real after all!

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

way to choose the shittiest picture OP
just 1 up'd the HELL out of you, pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>7048930
I usually don't say this with you, wtH...

But HELL yeah!

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>7048881
>"Members of the Scientific community were invited to analyze the results and to write critical commentaries or to speculate about the implications."

That certainly doesn't sound like something a scientist would write. I bet that's not even a real journal. If evidence of extraterrestrial life had really been found it would have been in Science or Nature.

Try posting that alien autopsy video as proof next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7048930
I'm not OP but Lafiel is far superior to moeblob no. 203589.

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

>>7048947
>moe
>in a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>7048946
It's a real journal bro, get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7048947
Lala is far superior to whoever the fuck that blue-haired bitch in OP's pic is.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>7048957
lol, the title of that blurb doesn't even link to an article but to a book on Amazon. Photos of Batboy are more convincing as evidence for the existence of aliens than this tripe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7048967
>whoever the fuck that blue-haired bitch is
Sure is shitty uneducated opinion in here.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Why wait? Why not just go ahead with what we got and make some alien races of our own instead?
While not extraterrestrial, nothing wrong with a little terror from the deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7048947
>>7048977
Every character is an archtype, get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>morphology based on SEM

No, you pieces of shit. I'd say "enjoy your maceration artifacts" but seems they didn't do acid extraction, so I guess they should be commended for that. Their aminoacid data is interesting, but honestly I'd just write it off as contamination.

[Anonymous No.]

Major news sites are reporting now.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501465_162-20039658-501465.html

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/03/05/exclusive-nasa-scientists-claims-evidence-alien-life-meteo
rite/

[Anonymous No.]

>Lafiel

[Anonymous No.]

Fox news reporting that a single scientist is convinced that he's found evidence of fossils of bacteria! Wow! NEWSWORTHY.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

This was reported on a month ago or so. Not /jp/ related.

[Necrobrotent No.]

None of you know what is best in life.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

There are probably aliens out there, the possibility is pretty high.
The problem is with the universe. The fastest thing we have observed so far is light which is still way too slow and particles with mass can't even reach that speed. The closest star is 4,2 lightyears away and it would take thousands of years to reach it not to mention the insane amount of energy cost, because there is no light in the deep space.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7049064

Fox? Aliens?

"Cosmic hate machine! Intergalactic terrorists! Start buying dogs!"

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7049112
>implying aliens arn't republicans.

[ShrineSage !VoonmBZbSs No.]

>>7049120
>Implying the government as a whole isn't all aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7049135
Damned spiks!

[Anonymous No.]

this is fascinating info OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>7049092
It's almost impossible for their to not be more life out there because of the size of the universe but since we can't move beyond the speed of light we may never see them or they may never see us. Of course we are also aliens to creatures of another planet and they would see us as strange too.