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Anonymous Sat Mar 5 10:54:55 2011 No.7048415 [Reply] [Original]

You wake up to find out everyone else disappeared for some unknow reason
Somehow the internet is still online, but you notice that websites like Facebook
and /a/b/v/ went down, /jp/ is still online though and you can still comunicate yourself with your fellow NEETs on /jp/
VNs are still getting translated and released as usual.
The only thing that have changed is the outside world.
There are no more normalfags in the streets, everything is deserted.
Somehow, food supplies are delivered to your room every morning by an unknow entity.
Eletricity, water and everything else is working just fine.
So there is no need for you to leave the confort of your home.
However there is also no more need for you to stay sheltered inside the security of your home,
since society disappeared.

Anyways i think this question is better presented here as more of a matter of how you would react to society being no more.
So, what do you say anon
Do you venture outside in the new world?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 10:57:55 2011 No.7048427 I wouldn't see the need to, seeing as everything I need to get by is already at home. I'll still be attempting portals to Gensokyo though

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 10:57:55 2011 No.7048425 >by an unknow entity That would be Tomoki, right? I think I've read this one before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 10:57:55 2011 No.7048430 >>7048415 Play few games I always wanted, then off to Gensokyo because I will be able to leave room to get on high building to jump from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 10:57:55 2011 No.7048429 Why the fuck would I go outside and what I am supposed to do there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 10:58:55 2011 No.7048433 Will I get food deliveries even if I move to another house? I'd move to the fanciest place I could find if so, otherwise probably continue more or less as usual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:01:55 2011 No.7048439 I would travel to CERN to activate the LHC I believe i have a much better chance to open the portal to Gensokyo there than with my bleach

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:04:55 2011 No.7048442 If i can still communicate with my fellow NEETs, then i presume they are still alive and well. Correct? If so , i would then proceed to organize the greatest /jp/ meet up ever. However this one would be for eternity

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:13:55 2011 No.7048454 Or that would be problem; /jp/ couldn't even dream any more about becoming little girl because there would be no surgeries and no hormones.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:13:55 2011 No.7048456

I've been fantasizing about this exact thing happening a lot when I was a teenager, before I got interested in Japanese popculture. The only difference would be that EVERYTHING in the world would continues functioning as usual - the shops would get restocked, everything would be maintained, etc. I would live in parallel to the real world, with everything being updated while I'm not looking, save for the place where I would be living that would stay the same.
I was never a hikki, I always liked going for long walks and exploring the world, so being able to do that without being bothered by people would be fucking awesome.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:14:55 2011 No.7048458

>>7048442
Hell no!
If i am going to end up alone in the end no matter what
Then i prefer to never have been together with anyone to begin with

“We travelled together. And after countless summers, one day, I was all alone again. At the end of everything, I was truly… and utterly… alone…”

It's Fragile dreams all over again

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:22:55 2011 No.7048473 File: 162 KB, 831x1200, 1121_4_WFDKQ_drop_104-png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I go out to find a group of like minded individuals to room with? It'd be kind of lonely living the NEET lifestyle alone. Also shut-in sex club.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Mar 5 11:26:55 2011 No.7048482 >>7048456 I still fantasize about that.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:28:55 2011 No.7048487

>>7048473
You could do like i said earlier and reunite all the /jp/ers in the world...
However i have just noticed a little problem
I doubt there are any /jp/ers who can drive planes, and there is also the problem of in which country we would live in.
Do you guys prefer cold or hot places?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:29:55 2011 No.7048489 >>7048487 I'll take hot. I don't like wearing alot of clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:32:55 2011 No.7048494 >>7048456 >>7048482 We could buy a city, seriously There are deserted cities around the world being sold for about $300.000 dollars

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:34:55 2011 No.7048498 >>7048489 I would have to say cold, it's my dream to make snow angels in the snow with my fellow /jp/ers

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Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:35:55 2011 No.7048500

>>7048494
> sold
What makes you think the economy would still work? Unless you want to make a new economy for /jp/sies instead of making a paradise with free resources (since OP says everything is getting magically restocked, nevermind the whole impossibility of the situation).

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:40:55 2011 No.7048514 >>7048500 They're thinking about making this situation a reality here and now, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:43:55 2011 No.7048517 File: 156 KB, 1100x1500, for mother russia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7048500

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:43:55 2011 No.7048519 >>7048500 He's talking about in real life. I'm not sure if it's for sale, but South Georgia looks like it'd be a good place for a /jp/ settlement. We just need to sort out food, internet and power. And heating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:46:55 2011 No.7048521 But, by leaving the house, wouldn't I turn into a normalfag myself and ultimately disappear? Sounds like a trap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:46:55 2011 No.7048522 Do we even need an entire city? I believe a condominium would be enough

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:48:55 2011 No.7048526 >>7048519 You're gonna get raided if you don't hire law enforcement of some kind.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:50:55 2011 No.7048529

>>7048522
I don't think that /jp/ users would want to live in such close confines with each other if they can help it, most of us are probably very fussy about noise. Sure, we probably wouldn't make much noise, but you never know. We could probably get buying an old mental asylum to work though. Padded walls probably give good sound insulation, and all the doors will have good locks so that no-one can discover our terrible secrets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:51:55 2011 No.7048531 >>7048526 We could, reluctantly, do this in a cooperation with /k/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:52:55 2011 No.7048533 >>7048529 >mental asylum That sounds like a great plan. A fitting end for us /jp/sies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:54:55 2011 No.7048536 I'd go through with it if all became eternal lolis

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Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:55:55 2011 No.7048537

>>7048526
Really? There don't seem to be any other settlements in the area, and it's pretty far away from South America. Considering how harsh the climate is too, you aren't just going to get any rag-tand band of pirates crossing to raid us, and anything bigger would probably be dealt with by the British naval presence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:56:55 2011 No.7048538 So no females under 200 pounds? Sounds pretty shit if you ask me. Guess I'm a normalfag after all...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 11:58:55 2011 No.7048542 >>7048456 Hell fucking yes. That feeling, I know it well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:00:55 2011 No.7048544 >>7048538 >Guess I'm a normalfag after all... Correct.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:04:55 2011 No.7048559
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... wait. this whole concept has as a basis that any normalfag dissapears because of their normalfag condition.

leaving your home, leaving the NEET territory means you are closer to being normal than NEET, meaning that at the very second you leave your house, you WILL dissapear...

IT'S A FUCKING TRAP. not Wriggle trap, but trap trap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:14:55 2011 No.7048594 File: 103 KB, 448x722, imokwiththat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Facebook and /a/b/v/ went down Hell yes.

>>	wtH !hWtHG71Z1c Sat Mar 5 12:18:55 2011 No.7048605 File: 131 KB, 600x438, HELL YES MOTHERFUCKER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this means i don't have to go to school anymore? HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:18:55 2011 No.7048606 Continue my life as usual, but better: it's more pleasant now that the society disappeared. Hey, you created /jp/'s dream life. Just add: "Your waifu materialized in your house." and it's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:22:55 2011 No.7048620 >>7048559 Once you're a NEET, you will never be a normalfag anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:29:55 2011 No.7048639 I'd get a sword and travel the world looking for other NEETs to battle with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:33:55 2011 No.7048649 >>7048639 Fucking this. With continues supplies I'm going to go on a motherfucking adventure. Who wants to form a party?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:34:55 2011 No.7048653 >>7048559 D'aww, just look at you, trying so hard to fit in. Kids confusing NEETs with hikkikomori are always endearing, aren't they?

>>	Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE Sat Mar 5 12:37:55 2011 No.7048666 I'll give it a moment's thought. What may be permanent may just be an experiment gone wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:42:55 2011 No.7048679 >>7048639 I'll get out my gun and finish whatever this anomaly started.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:42:55 2011 No.7048683 What if this scenario happened, but every shut-in that remains also turned into cute girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:44:55 2011 No.7048686 >>7048683 /jp/ meetup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:47:55 2011 No.7048693 File: 28 KB, 350x278, 1294574500787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7048683

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:50:55 2011 No.7048699 Since I live with my brother whose even less a normal than me, this means I'd still be stuck with him? Fucking shit, of course I am going outside.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:51:55 2011 No.7048703 >>7048699 Jim?

>>	Hanyuu !9mnRuwuPA. Sat Mar 5 12:52:55 2011 No.7048706 >>7048683 >What if this scenario happened, but every shut-in >that remains also turned into cute little girls? fixed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:53:55 2011 No.7048710 >>7048703 Nope, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:54:55 2011 No.7048712 Humanity as a species would cease to exist within a century. You all don't realize that there are no females, or at least not enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:55:55 2011 No.7048717 >>7048712 And nothing of value was lost.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 12:56:55 2011 No.7048718 >>7048712 You really think we would care?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 16:35:55 2011 No.7049531 Interesting. I wrote up a scenario quite like this a few years ago, but never went anywhere with it (of course).

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